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Vengeful Elegance Vice Captain
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 Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 3:04 pm
Click on the creepy cupid thing floating by your head....post the results. Also, post what you get.
Rabid Irishman,
You know how the song goes: "spotted men say only letters rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your slimy embrace. Now I know how Cthulhu felt when the kangaroos first parted to reveal Frodo Baggins silhouetted against a purple sky. It was scared at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, throwing lovingly until you get here.
Yours truly,
Vengeful Elegance
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 3:12 pm
Dear United Mule of Whatever,
When I think of you, I get squirrels in my liver. Though it makes me feel giant, it's also exciting. Whenever we leap together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are killing at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously hairy and orange with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a run of the eye? I hope we can keep bludgeoning together for 15 years.
softly yours,
Vengeful Elegance
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Vengeful Elegance Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 5:04 pm
Dear Fellmaria,
How I long to hear your Shockingly song again. What was it called? Ah yes, Down with the sickness. How your scared voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded Flamingo. Such Hate! Let us join together and Bouncing in unison, your Happy song carrying our hearts to famous heights.
With love,
doomtoallchaos
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 5:05 pm
Dearest Fellmaria,
I cannot begin to describe how badly my foot burns for you. As I write this, I'm eating in my dog, unable to contain my singing desire. Please, accept my purple spotted embrace and know that you're truly the apple of my eye.
I yearn for you slowly,
Vengeful Elegance
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 8:40 pm
(couldnt help it...my friend doesnt want her name up)
You and I are just two DR OCOGOMOPUS BLAHHH!!! people trying to make it in this DR OCOGOMOPUS BLAHHH!!! world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of DR OCOGOMOPUS BLAHHH!!! in the past, and I know you've dabbled in DR OCOGOMOPUS BLAHHH!!!, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our DR OCOGOMOPUS BLAHHH!!! love. Without you, I'm nothing but a DR OCOGOMOPUS BLAHHH!!! DR OCOGOMOPUS BLAHHH!!!.
Yours DR OCOGOMOPUS BLAHHH!!!,
Anime Shadowdoll
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 9:56 pm
Please, my beloved, come with me on a intoxicating journey to the deepest corn of my spleen. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Albuquerque and dance with me across the undulating giant squid? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and frolic like sleeping pens?
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Vengeful Elegance Vice Captain
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Vengeful Elegance Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:13 pm
How I long to hear your smelly song again. What was it called? Ah yes, She ******** Hates Me. How your decrepid voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded Moose. Such RAGE! Let us join together and limp in unison, your soupy song carrying our hearts to foul heights.
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:18 pm
Dear Rabid Irishman,
Please, my beloved, come with me on a tattered journey to the deepest broken bottle of my colon. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Hell and dance with me across the undulating ink? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and die like frolicking noodles?
Yours truly,
Vengeful Elegance
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