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 Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:04 pm
Okay, so I got this idea, today after an incident happened at work. This is how this thread works, You name places that would really, really suck to be in if you were being attacked by a demon!
The hospital would NEVER be a good place to go if demons are after you.
I work at a hospital, and on the 5th floor there is this bathroom that I sometimes use, and the light flickers when I turn it on. It also makes this light buzzing noise... (almost like a bug zapper.)
... And today a girl walked off the elevator, who looked JUST like Ruby (2.0) and I thought. 'Quick! I better grab some salt off my cart!'
I pass out food to the patients, but I realized something. I RARELY ever have salt on my cart. People in the hospital, are generally on diets that don't allow salt.
So they get this Salt-free seasoning called Mrs. Dash. Which is a granulated mixtures of dried herbs and spices. Does not contain any salt.
I've also never come across any iron or actual silver things.
There is however, a Chapel, but I don't think it had holy water in it.
So guys, if you are ever in trouble with a demon, do not hide in a hospital. v.v
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:15 pm
Best places to be when Demons attack:
-The sacristy at a Catholic Church.
Worst Places to be when Demons attack:
-Sitting on the Toilet with your pants down!
-In a Car going over 50 mph
-Stuck in an elevator with one
-During Sex
Most Random places to be when Demons attack:
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:51 am
Can't think of any worst places yet, but I can think of a best place.
The sacristy at a Catholic Church.
That's usually where they keep the giant vat of holy water, and there are plenty of cups and bowls to fill up for your water flinging ease. Also, they usually put salt in the holy water vats to keep mold/mildew from growing in there, so there would probably be some salt around. Plus, if anyone gets hurt, there's plenty of wine to disinfect the wound with.
Added bonus: if angels attack too, you've got the chrism oils on hand.
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 9:52 am
Most obvious worst place to be... sitting on the toilet. Seriously! Your pants are around your ankles, so quick movement is out of the question. It's a bathroom, so you're probably cornered. You might get in a hit with the tank lid, but that would probably be like hitting a human with the toilet brush, depending on if the demon has possessed someone or is in that smoke form. Even if you somehow survive, that demon will laugh about you with your pants down with its demon buddies, and word spreads quickly..
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 8:11 pm
Cornetified Most obvious worst place to be... sitting on the toilet. Seriously! Your pants are around your ankles, so quick movement is out of the question. It's a bathroom, so you're probably cornered. You might get in a hit with the tank lid, but that would probably be like hitting a human with the toilet brush, depending on if the demon has possessed someone or is in that smoke form. Even if you somehow survive, that demon will laugh about you with your pants down with its demon buddies, and word spreads quickly.. *snorts*
i just died laughing rofl rofl
That would TRUELY suck XDDDDDDDD
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 8:39 pm
garra_eyes Can't think of any worst places yet, but I can think of a best place. The sacristy at a Catholic Church. That's usually where they keep the giant vat of holy water, and there are plenty of cups and bowls to fill up for your water flinging ease. Also, they usually put salt in the holy water vats to keep mold/mildew from growing in there, so there would probably be some salt around. Plus, if anyone gets hurt, there's plenty of wine to disinfect the wound with. Added bonus: if angels attack too, you've got the chrism oils on hand. -sets up home there- :3
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 8:42 pm
Punk~Pirate~Princess Cornetified Most obvious worst place to be... sitting on the toilet. Seriously! Your pants are around your ankles, so quick movement is out of the question. It's a bathroom, so you're probably cornered. You might get in a hit with the tank lid, but that would probably be like hitting a human with the toilet brush, depending on if the demon has possessed someone or is in that smoke form. Even if you somehow survive, that demon will laugh about you with your pants down with its demon buddies, and word spreads quickly.. *snorts*
i just died laughing rofl rofl
That would TRUELY suck XDDDDDDDD XDD Omg, I can't even image how horrible that would be!
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:25 pm
My first thought was also the throne. xD
Hmm.. how about passenger seat of a car going over 50 mph next to said possessed individual. No where to move when jumping out might mean your death..
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 11:07 pm
Dean Winchester Lover My first thought was also the throne. xD Hmm.. how about passenger seat of a car going over 50 mph next to said possessed individual. No where to move when jumping out might mean your death.. That would suck pretty bad, because either way your pretty screwed.
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 6:47 am
Savvi Dean Winchester Lover My first thought was also the throne. xD Hmm.. how about passenger seat of a car going over 50 mph next to said possessed individual. No where to move when jumping out might mean your death.. That would suck pretty bad, because either way your pretty screwed. At first I was thinking, well, at least the demon is driving, so its hands are busy. But then again, they could always strangle you with one hand, or just leave the wheel altogether. After all, why would a demon care if its vessel ended up as a bloody pulp in a car crash?
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 8:07 am
Oooh good idea for a thread game, Savvi!
ROFL @ Corny's scenario! rofl
um okay, worst place to be attacked by a demon-- on a elevator... or even worst on a elevator that malfunctions and is stuck for a long period of time. gonk
Yea you'd be completely trapped then..
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 8:09 am
*snickers at what I picked for the poll*
Okay okay I lied, I have a bed *shifty eyes*
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:22 pm
Angeladr7 Oooh good idea for a thread game, Savvi!
ROFL @ Corny's scenario! rofl
um okay, worst place to be attacked by a demon-- on a elevator... or even worst on a elevator that malfunctions and is stuck for a long period of time. gonk
Yea you'd be completely trapped then.. True! And since it's a broken elevator for a long period of time, then said demon would probably torture you before it kills you. o.o
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:12 pm
Savvi Angeladr7 Oooh good idea for a thread game, Savvi!
ROFL @ Corny's scenario! rofl
um okay, worst place to be attacked by a demon-- on a elevator... or even worst on a elevator that malfunctions and is stuck for a long period of time. gonk
Yea you'd be completely trapped then.. True! And since it's a broken elevator for a long period of time, then said demon would probably torture you before it kills you. o.o
Yea i know. That would be just awful 
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:43 pm
Another worst place, how about riding in one of those small private airplanes? gonk Even worst if it kills the pilot first...
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