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 Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 5:44 pm
I had the most splendid idea of starting an RP in which we play our characters....but make it a crack!RP.
Now, if you don't know what I mean, you probably don't read fanfiction. What I'm talking about is doing something like this:
Malice chased after a butterfly when - all of a sudden! - a giant pink elephant came zooming towards her! So, she did what any normal person would do...and jumped on it's back!
Then it was like, "AAAAHH!"
And she was like, "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
And it was like, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
And she was like, "STFU YOU HO."
And it was like, "Aw."
So...basically a parody, on crack. Or just the characters on crack. hence the "crack!" part of "crack!RP"
Normal rules apply...with the added one of BE ******** CRAZY.
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Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:45 pm
Queen: OMG!!!!! ITS WOODY WOOD PEKER
WOOD PEKER: AH HAHAAHH -
Queen: shoots* silly wood peker its my tree
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 4:34 pm
who said "Intensely disappointing"? and why?
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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:34 am
Rabbit ran up to Malice, laughing maniacally as she did.
"HAHA! HAHA! HA! HA! HAHA!"
She stared at Malice, three inches from her face and sucked in a huge slow breath.
-gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasp- "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"
...and the she promptly passed out on the floor from lack of oxygen.
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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 3:49 pm
Jack: hey! You stole my cookie!
Vivian: AHAHAHAHA!!! You weren't going to eat it anyways.
Jack: I love cookies though..
Vivian: -burps- You can have it back in a day or so. -giggles-
jack: -grumbles- I would take yours, but its all stale and old. -sticks his tongue out at her-
Vivian: -throws a knife and sticks jacks tongue to a wall- Stick it out again, and i'll cut it off.
Jack: -incoherent screaming and moaning-
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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 8:15 pm
Malice cried out as Rabbit fell to the ground! "NOO! RABBIT! YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME ALL ALONE IN THIS WORLD!" Straddling her waist, she began to violently hit Rabbit's chest in a scary attempt to make her breathe.
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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:53 pm
Jack got the knife out of his tongue and wrapped it up. "I ope ou know ou are a bith..." Jack mumbled to Vivian. "You enjoy it you freak." Vivian said as she kissed her son's forehead. Vivian jumped on a cow and made the cow jump onto the moon. "I WIN!!!!"
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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 12:50 pm
Hatter was having tea when he heard a noise he turned around and Dihna had slipped a potion in the tea while his head was turned and when he turned back around. "This tea taste. . . STRANGE!!!" Hatter said screaming the last part as he shrunk to the size of a mouse. He walked over to a small hole in the wall to think of a plan. "Hmm lets see. . .Hmmm!" said Hatter while a cochroach snuck up from behind him and its feelers tapped on his shoulders." What . . . AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!! Back you hungry hand!!" Hatter shouted running out of the hole while it chased him.
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 4:22 pm
Hatter sees the dead body of the Queen who has a knife in her chest so Hatter decieded to celebrate.
YEAH!!! THE QUEENS DEAD!!! - Hatter
Gets up from ground *AHAHAHAHAHA IM NOT DEAD* takes off knife *ITS FAKE* - Queen
Mother F#*$ER WHY WON"T YOU DIE *SHOOTS HER IN THE CHEST A COUPLE OF TIMES THEN BETWEEN THE EYES*- Hatter
*gets back up* I'LL NEVER DIE *glowing eyes and low voice*- Queen
OH SH@$!!!!!!!!!! *RUNS AWAY*- Hatter
*Chases with a blood sword* DIE BI@%H - Queen
((ME AND SHANOA THOUGHT OF THIS SO THIS SO HALF CREDIT GOES TO HER PART))
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 4:48 pm
YAYZ im recognized *Bows Bows Bows*
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:07 pm
Desmond Belmont Hatter sees the dead body of the Queen who has a knife in her chest so Hatter decieded to celebrate. YEAH!!! THE QUEENS DEAD!!! - Hatter Gets up from ground *AHAHAHAHAHA IM NOT DEAD* takes off knife *ITS FAKE* - Queen Mother F#*$ER WHY WON"T YOU DIE *SHOOTS HER IN THE CHEST A COUPLE OF TIMES THEN BETWEEN THE EYES*- Hatter *gets back up* I'LL NEVER DIE *glowing eyes and low voice*- Queen OH SH@$!!!!!!!!!! *RUNS AWAY*- Hatter *Chases with a blood sword* DIE BI@%H - Queen ((ME AND SHANOA THOUGHT OF THIS SO THIS SO HALF CREDIT GOES TO HER PART)) ((OH MY GOD!!! DID YOU GET THAT FROM SHANE DAWSON AND SHANAYNAY?!))
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 1:59 pm
Rabbit gets up and stares at Malice again before spinning in random circles.
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*"
..and then smacking her head on an antique grandfather clock and falling back to the ground.
"Oooh. Look at the clOoOooCk... AUGH! I'm LAAAATE!"
She picks up a stick, throws it at the clock and then drops happily down to the floor. "Ah. Much better."
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 7:45 pm
Malice giggled. "I say," she said (obviously!), "You look lovely Rabbit! If I wasn't getting ******** by two lovely men every night I might have to ravish you!"
A bottle of bright green absinthe rolled across the floor, and Malice hiccuped. "I totally didn't drink any of that. Nor am I opening or drinking it now." Which, by the by, she was.
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Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 7:43 pm
Cheshire rushes onto the scene. Seeing the broken clack he bursts into tears. "I was in love with that clock you b***h!" He hugs the grandfather clock sobbing. "I shall avenge you!!! Rabbit we must now have a mud wrestling match!"
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 2:56 pm
Queen walks by looks at clock sees it getting huged "OMG!!! YOU CHEATER!!" runs away crying
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