by bawhs.
uhh made this newsletter because im a snail
by bawhs.
Snail-7803
Zhaff-4658
Capn Duran-3272
Amish Astronaut-3261
Hippie Bane-2051
Bawhs-1086
ehh everyone else idgaf
by bawhs.
bawhs: We're here with a snail, who has agreed to do an interview with us
bawhs: so snail how are you today
snail: okay, I'm a little shell shocked, though
bawhs: is that so
bawhs: i hear being a snail is pretty hard
bawhs: is that true?
snail: yeah, it's tough. but it puts bread on the table, I guess.
bawhs: do you have a family?
snail: nope, would you like to be my family?
bawhs: not really
bawhs: i dont think it would work out very well
bawhs: since your a snail and all
snail: :[ rats
bawhs: well moving on
bawhs: being a snail and all
bawhs: do you have difficulty getting to places?
snail: hm, well, it depends on whether or not they're close by
bawhs: on average
bawhs: how long does it take you to get to work?
snail: I telecommute
bawhs: oh, how is that working out for you?
snail: it's not bad, I feel a little shell fish though for not going in today though
bawhs: and what line of work are you in
snail: marine biology
bawhs: that sounds very interesting
bawhs: what exactly do you do?
snail: I write research papers on bacterial colonies
bawhs: woah, I'm guessing your pretty smart
snail: yep I got a doctoral degree from snale university in new haven
bawhs: I've heard the snail crime rate is going up
bawhs: do you know why?
snail: uh, the high rates of escargot consumption are making people desperate
snail: so they resort to like stealing/plundering/spending time with prostitutes to enjoy themselves while they still can
bawhs: that is a very astute observation
bawhs: are you involved in any of these illicit activities?
snail: well, I may have dealt some crack as a way to augment my meager salary as a marine biologist
snail: this is off the record, of course
bawhs: of course
bawhs: theres rumors going around that the snailyakuza is starting to set up in this town
bawhs: have you heard any of these rumors
snail: well to be honest those attempts
snail: (on the record again)
snail: would not be successful, even if they were started
snail: I mean I wouldn't know about it
bawhs: mhm
snail: but the high rates of escargot consumption effect the bulkier snails more
snail: they're more desired for food, apparently
bawhs: i understand
snail: and as such, people eat them more, so any attempts to have the musclemen build up ranks are deterred
bawhs: alright well it seems like we are out of time nice talking to you snail
snail: it was a pleasure doing this interview
by bawhs.
Play this game its good 10/10 snails agree and metacritic gave it like a 96, seriously worth a look.
by bawhs.
Long wet slimmy trail
loves to eat my best bushes,
very very very slowly
obviously its about a snail
by bawhs.
pif
Can't argue with the classics can we?
by ssion.
&that's ehh folks.
