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It would appear that you have contracted a disease common in many guild captains. INEVERPOSTINMYGUILDEVER-itis. It's a terrible affliction, but I swear, IT CAN BE CURED.

For me to help you further, however, you must leave an ORIGNIAL COPY Cure vinyl and a crystal glass (sparkling beautifully and temptingly in the moonlight) full of DEEP CRIMSON pomogranate juice. All of this shall be left in the BATCAVE beneath the city. You know where. I also require an Anne Rice novel and a bat plushie, preferably made of DEEP EBONY SATIN.