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Miss Macabre Grey Captain
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 Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 5:34 pm
C'mon ev'ryone! Y'all gots to have some good "In Russia" jokes!
I'll start!
In Russia jokes make YOU!!
In Russia cancer develops YOU!
In Russia guns fire YOU!! 3nodding Wow... we need better jokes...
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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 5:58 pm
My personal favorites:
In Russia, food eats YOU!
In Russia, Vodka drinks YOU!
In Russia, baby aborts YOU!
In Russia, cold catches YOU!
In Russia, television watches YOU!
In Russia, law breaks YOU!
In Russia, sentences finish YOU!
...Yeah. Those are all I can remember for now. XD
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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:15 pm
In Russia, government complains about you!
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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:35 pm
OHOHOH WAIT.
In Russia, capitalism hates YOU!
In Russia, remote controls YOU!
In Russia, a** kicks YOU!
In Russia, bad internet jokes repeat YOU!
...In Russia, Yaoi reads YOU!
/shot
i could have totally edited my last post
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Miss Macabre Grey Captain
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 2:48 pm
*loud chuckle* Wow, I love the capitalism one! Also, don't worry. More post are nice to look at!
In Russia, gays marry YOU!
In Russia, babies change YOU!
In Russia, clothes wear YOU!
In Russia, rain gets wet by YOU!
In Russia, puzzles solve YOU!! mrgreen
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 3:01 pm
In Soviet Russia, Pizza cooks you!
In Soviet Russia, Cookies eat YOU!
In Soviet Russia, Baby births you!
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 3:20 pm
In Soviet Russia, car drives you!
In Soviet Russia, dog walks you!
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 3:34 pm
In Russia, school goes to you!
In Russia, music listens to you!
In Russia, vegetables chops you!
In Russia, books write you!
In Russia, words spell you!
In Russia, pets train you!
In Russia, internet surfs you!
In Russia, video games play you!
In Russia, things sell you!
In Russia, dance moves you!
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 3:53 pm
In Russia, window breaks YOU!
In Russia, cake bakes YOU!
In Russia, nose wipes YOU!
In Russia, snow melts YOU!
PHAIL.
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 6:00 pm
In Russia toilet pees in YOU.
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 6:11 pm
In Soviet Russia, tentacle monsters GET raped by you!
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 6:29 pm
In Russia, lolipops lick you!
In Russia, hair cuts you!
In Russia, violins play you!
In Russia, footballs throw you!
In Russia, Google looks up you!
In Russia, chicken eats you!
In Russia, cab drives you!
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Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 4:19 pm
In Russia, cars steal YOU!
In Russia, Canada doesnt see YOU!
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Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 5:20 pm
In Russia, notes write YOU!
In Russia, balls kick YOu!
In Russia, computers give viruses to YOU!
In Russia, monkeys evolved from YOU! 3nodding
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Miss Macabre Grey Captain
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 2:34 pm
In Soviet Russia, crow scares YOU!! In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watches YOU!! In Communist China, computer monitors YOU!! Here's a link on "In Russia" joke structures... I stole mine from there... ^^; In Russia!!
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