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[Interview with a Moron] 28th Jan 2010: Taco Pocky

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Zhaff

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:42 pm


[Interview With A Moron]
Fenk Tengus 2010
Taco Pocky


Taco Pocky: Hey, 19/m if you care.
Zhaff: we're here with taco pocky, who has agreed to do an interview with us
Zhaff: taco pocky, how are you today?
Taco Pocky: Oh I'm fine today, You, just tired and bored and looking to kill time on Omegle.
Zhaff: i'm fine thank you.
Zhaff: at what age were you first harrassed by a bully?
Taco Pocky: I don't really remember. Probably very young.. like six-ish.
Zhaff: when you were bullied, did you go crying to your dad?
Zhaff: what is your dad like?
Taco Pocky: Yes. I did. And he told me to bully them back. So I gathered a bunch of kids, we got huge tree branches, and we beat the crap out of the bully. He never messed with us again :]
Zhaff: holy ******** style="color: red">Zhaff: you mother ********' bad a**
Zhaff: moving on
Zhaff: what made you want to become a musician, and how did you come up with the name 'hate crime' for your upcoming debut?
Taco Pocky: What made me want to become a musician is my deep emotional connection to Okkervil River's "Black Sheep Boy" which is inspired (and has a cover of) Tim Hardin's song of the same title; I wanted to make people feel the way Will Scheff made me feel so I bought a keyboard and started teaching myself how to play. I named my upcoming debut "Hate crime" because I, as a racial and religious minority, felt the need to express my political views on oppression and injustice in modern society.
Zhaff: when is the album out?
Taco Pocky: Two neeks after next friday.
Taco Pocky: weeks*
Zhaff: don't worry about that spelling error
Zhaff: it will be corrected in the final edit
Taco Pocky: *laughs* Good to know.
Zhaff: does your dad back your decision to be a music man?
Taco Pocky: No. My dad doesn't have anything to do with my musicial ambitions
Taco Pocky: However..
Zhaff: we all know you for your strange mixture of instruments, does your dad play any instruments?
Taco Pocky: There is a father figure in my life, Thom Yorke of the band Radiohead. He's an alcoholic, abusive drunk sociopath who writes horrible music and I was inspired by him because I want to drown out the terrible mark he's left on music and provide a juxtaposition of truly emotional and truly technical instruments.
Taco Pocky: My dad plays drums, thats it.
Zhaff: thank you for the interview, taco pocky. hate crime is in stores in mid february. check out his myspace at www.google.com
Taco Pocky: Thanks for the time
Zhaff: thanks for your valuable time, taco pocky
Zhaff: later bro
PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:46 pm


wait a second

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:47 pm


taco is a musical god
PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 3:29 pm


Your an a*****e Zhaff! gonk

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:11 pm


I like Taco Now wink
PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:48 pm


WTF. . . . . ?

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:57 pm


i'm right here in front of you and i can't stop sh-sh-shakin;

if that was how stuff really was, i don't think taco would be so beat upon.
but i really don't care.


i can't stop sh-sh-shakin, come on and hold me still.
PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:01 pm



Oh, I guess Taco's okay then.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:25 am


i did this on omegle btw
only word changed is stranger to taco pocky
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