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The part of Zhaff was played by Vince Chaneing (of the band All Outta Pineapples), with Martin Lawrence (Shrek 2, Daddy Day Care) as Superior Hannah Face

Zhaff:
we're here with guild regular taco pocky
taco
thank you for doing this interview with us
Superior Hannah Face:
idk
Zhaff:
we're going to ask you some questions
and you will answer them with some form of an answer
is it agreed?
Superior Hannah Face:
I'm not taco pocky
crying
Zhaff:
is it okay if i call you taco for short?
question numberio inko:
if i were to purchase lego star wars on ebay, would it be cheaper to buy the lego men seperately or part of a set?
Superior Hannah Face:
it depends on who is selling
Zhaff:
who is your favourite ebay seller for lego star wars then?
Superior Hannah Face:
your mom
Natalie Portman
Zhaff:
how much positive does yao mung have on ebay though?
99.01%
he's had some angry american customers
i'm afraid we're all out of time oreo
Superior Hannah Face:
98.3o% last time I checked
Zhaff:
question number rento:
Superior Hannah Face:
f**
Zhaff:
what's your favourite dad qualities?
Superior Hannah Face:
big strong hands
and reading glasses
and cigars
Zhaff:
i'm scared we're all out of crimes
question fourteen:
when you was a young lad back in ireland, what was your favourite part of living in america?
Superior Hannah Face:
McDonalds
idk
Zhaff:
question twenteen?
who is your favourite member of TLOEM?
Superior Hannah Face:
Superior Hannah Face
she's got all the bitchy qualities of Rtah
rath
Zhaff:
thank you taco packo we're all out of time
Superior Hannah Face:
plus the redeeming quality of being a gay
Zhaff:
and our final questing:
Superior Hannah Face:
SUCK MY BALLS
Zhaff:
and our fince quinting:
Superior Hannah Face:
finance quota
Zhaff:
who is your choice of winner of Moron of the Month: Dads Edition?
Superior Hannah Face:
your mom
Zhaff:
thank you oreo
Superior Hannah Face:
you're welcome, zombio
Zhaff:
i am fince quinting and fank you for janing us for another edition of interview with a shaffpire?

and no one ever will


dw ill get to you in a week or so?