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Cavalier: Cavalier Jadeite of the South
Name: Michelle Stark
Nickname: Michelle to most, but her best friends (and her dungeon master) will sometimes slip and call her by her character’s name: Tazarose or Taza for short.

Age: 19
Birthday: January 27th
Sign: Aquarius
Gemstone: Garnet
Blood Type: AB+

School: Sovereign Heights Prep School

Favorite Food(s): Cheetoes and Mt. Dew
Hated Food: Salad

Hobbies:
Dungeons and Dragons -- Michelle’s favorite character to date was an epic level female human mage who had an overflowing love for the Fireball spell (as any good mage should). She somehow got a bad rap at the local gaming store for not exactly making sure her party member were out of the way before she cast any spells. Really it was their fault for not watching their backs around a powerful master of the arcane.


Virtues:
“Bros before hos” – Literally, Michelle would rather hang out with guys before she’d be caught dead being around girls. All of her friends have always been male, and she’s very protective of them. She will stick with her guy friends no matter what, and will fight off any dirty skank that tries to paw them.

“Master of the foam sword” – All those hours of LARPing have paid off. Michelle can swing that fake sword around amazingly well for someone who wasn’t trained in how to use it. Whether or not this translates to real combat has yet to be seen, but for the moment Michelle can revel in the joy of knowing that she’s the most feared fake swordsman among her group of friends.


Flaws:
"Failed Don Juan" -- ”Would you like to slay the dragon in my dark cave?”
As hard as Michelle tries, she will never be able to woo a man. It just won't happen; she will always be "one of the guys". This doesn't mean she doesn't put the effort in though. Michelle flirts with and asks out every guy possible. Of course, the type of guys she hits on are also social outcasts who would rather keep on cybering while pretending to be their World of Warcraft character than learn how to deal with women in the real world. ******** losers.

“Slacker” – ”When is that paper due? Today?! ******** never seems to be able to get any homework done on time, or even do it at all. She’s smart enough to coast though her classes daydreaming and doodling and still be able to pass all the tests without trying. She’s not afraid to take handouts instead of working for what she owns. She’s lazy, unmotivated, and overall just a big underachiever. Her professors are constantly telling her that she’s “not living up to her potential”. This is all hogwash to Michelle as she feels that doing things such as finding new ways to maximize her D&D character’s skills and abilities is a far better use of her “potential” than taking time to study things she already knows.

“Mouth like a sailor” – ”Hey, if you didn’t want your baby hearing words like ‘********’, you should have just tied them up in the back yard to get fresh air instead of bringing them to the park while we were having an epic sword battle.”
Michelle’s top five favorite words: ********. s**t. Balls. a**-Monkey. Fireball. While most people do see this as a flaw, Michelle takes deep pride in how crass she could be. In a way, she sees it as a mating ritual to attract the proper man (spoiler: it’s not). Her mom isn’t exactly keen on it either, but she would tell you that your mom loved it when she was ******** her last night.

“Trapped in a land of make believe” – There was once this really crappy Tom Hanks movie called “Mazes and Monsters” where in the end, he goes crazy and really believes he’s the cleric he’s been playing in his tabletop RPG. Michelle is not to that point. Yet. Having another soul in her and being a magical cavalier with a badass sword in real life is like a dream come true, but doesn’t help to keep the lines between what’s real and what’s not from blurring just a bit for her. Someday Michelle fears she will wake up and it will all be gone.