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inb4 my dad is dead

holy ********

how hot is he on a scale of 1 to jackie chan?

My dad drives cement truck, and has no idea how to do anything on the internet besides check his email. He bakes some really good cookies, muffins, and cupcakes from scratch, and he likes watching Cash Cab on Discovery Channel.

My dad also likes Captain and Coke or shots of Jose Cuervo tequila.
Here he is, drunk on his 50th birthday, with a couple of his gifts...

Milk-neechan's dad is a businessman and is the head of a yakuza, the Elite Refridgerator Federation that's currently investigating the horrendous acts of the Pancake legion towards the Maple Syrup Clan.

Also he regularly trades with other countries with raw materials such as India/China/Korea/etc. He's a math graduate and is irked when I have bad grades, since I am horrendous at math and took after my mom. xD

He celebrated his 53rd birthday yesterday. whee

I haven't spoken to my real dad since I was 9
I'll tell you about my stepdad.

He is a renaissance man for sure.
He likes various sports, is a writer and an appreciator of literature, and very knowledgeable in science and math, and a huge appreciator of the arts.
I'm probably the only person who actually likes their stepdad. xD Most people tell me they hate their stepparents... My stepdad's awesome. He always helps me out when I need it, and rarely ever gets pissed off. (Though when he does holy s**t it's scary)
He has mediated SOSOSOSO many fights between my mom and I that would otherwise be turned to the police if he didn't.
Oh and my mom taught him how to dance, because he is very white and from North Jersey.


So that "Don't eat where you s**t" thing about not dating or marrying people from your job, ...nah. Sometimes it works out. My mom met my stepdad at her job, they work in different departments. :3

My dad, he's a d**k, but I still love his stupid a**.

He's very muscly, I would not like go a round my dad....even do I did once...I was drunk.

My dad was one of the original Steve Miller Band members
he's a great dad.
;_;

him playing with his partner
lol oh god he's acting silly in this vid