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CAN i stab people? biggrin with like


a fork or a knife if so


(stabs you with a giant fork that kills you dead...lol)

oh i didnt know we could be gorey! smile

(sorry didnt know rules lol)

btw im a girl not a boy lol


(Klepto's eyes are slowly opened and her breath cold her mouth slowly went from a frozen closed to an open wide grin with sharp jagged teeth and her claws opened and grabbed a lovely black knife which she then plunged into the chest of nightengale and swirled it around laughing with blood rushing everywhere she then brought the blade to her lips and licked it getting it on her face and cottan shirt)


twisted

Lolita glanced over her shoulder making sure no one was following her as she stalked Nightengale.Perfect.This attack would be unexpected,for Nightengale was still triumphing with pride about killing Klepto.Her dark brown hair stood straight on her shoulder as she swung a wooden bat at Nightengale's head to knock her out.Both teeth and fangs flashing with awe at her own cleverness she dragged Nightengale away to an unknown location.Well,it was unknown to Nightengale.Lolita strapped the unconcious Nightengale into Steel handcuffs,both arms and legs.(It's on a chair.)Her dazed enemy awakened in a dark pit a dense green forest above her and a television playing Twilight over and over again in front of her.Nightengale couldn't scream for help as there was a thick layer of pitch black duck-tape on her mouth,but that's not all.Right next to Nightengale in an almost identical chair was Edward Cullen,he was chained exactly the same way she was.For Lolita's amusement,and their torture she had super-glued Edward Cullen's hand on top of Nightengale's and then for extra protection of her cruel joke duct-taped over their super-glued hands.Lolita laughed or rather cackled at seeing Nightengale struggle to topple over her chair.Now Lolita knew this wouldn't work out because the chair was drilled deep into the dirt.She jumped off her perch in a tall oak tree and down into the pit.She then looked into Nightengale's tortured eyes.Smirking she jumped out of the pit freely only turning around to loudly and humorously say,"Hey,I gotta do what I gotta do."
An hour later Lolita returned to the scene.In the pit in a furious attempt to free herself Nightengale had actually ripped the chair out of the ground.Her chair toppled over onto the TV and Edward Cullen that dumb nut Grabbed the cord.Now it was just his dumb luck that the place he touched the cord had no insulator which caused both of them to be quickly electricuted.(Remember,his hand was duct taped to hers.*wink,wink**nudge,nudge*Pretty good huh?)Lolita dug them a grave in the cemetary nearby and tossed them both in still holding hands.She layered them in dirt and placed a tombstone over their deep placement.She smirked as she chiseled in the message 'Ye old couple together even in death.'Lolita walked away her head down but her soul silently laughing.Was it worth it?she thought.Then she shook the thought out of her head,Of course it was!Because this was the master plan she had looked forward to all her life.She laughed one last time and faded into the distance.

FIN
Or is it???

Lolita woke up at night the burning still itching in her skin. What a perfectly planned plot. Nightengale had certainly learned something here.

Danger oh,the danger that was now submitted into her life. Lolita thought of a plan as she took out a three liter bottle of chloride from a water-stained closet.

Lolita had to admit to herself,it wasn't the best plan to pour chloride down Nightengale's throat,even the so called 'chloride bottle' was just a can of drain cleaner.

How will I ever get Nightengale to drink the drain cleaner?
Lolita stood a minute,the half empty bottle clanking to her hip. A sly smile appeared on Lolita's face as she made her way to the door. Someone had just knocked,and a light-bulb went off in her head.

Lolita opened the door to find a priest there,the holy bible snug in his hand. She could of sworn to herself she almost hissed.Stay calm. Lolita sweetly smiled and sank her fangs into his neck. The priest didn't even have a chance to respond.

Lolita was in a rush.She sank a long and slender needle into his wrist making sure she could chug the chloride into his blood.Live bait.

She slunk outside letting the dieing human stumble into the woods where she knew Nightengale was hunting. Perfect.

Nightengale just couldn't resist. Lolita sensed she was bloodthirsty from the long strides Nightengale took to the bait. Nightengale dug her teeth into the bait's neck and Lolita's plan took it's place.

Nightengale gasped, the Chloride sinking deep into her throat "Lolita!" she choked out flashing her eyes at the figure next to a willow tree and then dropping to the ground.

Lolita rushed to the priest.
She wasn't ready to kill someone in association with god just because she was a vampire,however much she hated him. She dragged the half alive body into the cabin and sent him off in half an hour.

As for Nightengale,she was still fast asleep. Or maybe she was half dead? Whatever the phrase,Lolita didn't waste a minute and got out of that area as fast as she could.

Dang it! Lolita thought as she awoke on a bloody couch(She is in another house). Now how had Nightengale thought out this one?? Lolita paused her thoughts as she changed her clothes. Great,blood stains on a new black shirt.

How to successfully kill a vampire. Er...this would have to wait,she was hungry. Lolita took out a liter of blood and chugged it down,good,Nightengale hadn't taken anything out of her fridge.

Lolita took out an old worn out book. She quickly scanned through it......Werewolves...no....Wraiths....no...Ahh..there it is,Vampires. it was kind of embarrassing to admit that she knew so little about what she was.

Lolita read this chapter carefully. Nothing in it would work so Lolita decided to make her plan simple. She grabbed the nearest wooden bat (It was sharpened at the end) and made her way down the street.

Nightengale wasn't that hard to find,even though she had knocked Lolita out for three days. Lolita's cell rang. Ooops... Nightengale had noticed and was gone in an instance. Lolita grumpily opened her cell and shouted,"THIS BETTER BE GOOD,YOU JUST RUINED MY PLAN!"

Turns out it was a recorded message from an attorney trying to get hired.
Lolita threw the cell onto the floor and jumped repeatedly on it,I guess you could say she killed it.

It took her hours to find Nightengale again and when she did Lolita wasted no time. She sped forward hitting the back of Nightengale's head to make her tumble to the ground.Lolita started to hit Nightengale with her sharp-ended bat.

While jabbing the chunk of wood at her Lolita shouted,"I was assaulted,Shot at,and now I'm vengeful."

Lolita pressed the sharp end of the bat into Nightengale's heart.When she was sure Nightengale was AT LEAST knocked out,Lolita dragged her body over to an alley and threw it in a dumpster.

Lolita walked away,quickly disposing of any evidence that linked her to the killing,even though Nightengale would find out anyway.

Take that,Kindred. You just got killed by a Day-walker.

(I liked your way of killing,it was simple but effective.)

Lolita growled,but was over-joyed that Nightengale had been clueless enough to toss her into a lake. If Nightengale had left her there the ashes blowing away in the wind she would have surely been dead. Didn't everyone know Vampyre's could reform?

Lolita snorted. Well,now she had to find out how Nightengale had gotten out of that dumpster AND think of a new plot against her well equipped enemy. She felt like committing a Hannibal Lecter type of assault. Yes,maybe a nice and bloody scene.

Lolita felt like a serial killer as she made her way back to where she had dumped Nightengale's body.A strange new scent lingered over her,one she was definate was not Nightengale. Lolita smiled,she had a good clue where this scent led to, Nightengale's home.

Lolita crashed through a window nearly doing a split on jagged pieces of glass.Whoa,that is WAY too close for comfort.She staggered forward into a long elegant hall the scent strong in her nose and FRESH.

As soon as she saw a flash of movement Lolita sped forward and jumped on a tall and chuncky person slamming her palm against his cerebulum and knocking him out quickly.Lolita dragged him into a room and tied him up to a cabinet.

She waited for a while and it payed off,Nightengale came calling and Lolita got her from the side with a thick Broomstick. Lolita dragged Nightengale by the feet to the same room as her other victim.

Lolita grabbed a can of neon green spray paint and layered Nightengale's hair with a nice light neon olive.This truly deserved to be smiled or laughed at.

She took out a bludgeon and layed it next to Nightengale's body.This wasn't her weapon of choice though,for Lolita took out a Camping pocket knife and slit both of Nightengale's wrists clean and effectively.

Her guard stirred and Lolita saw him open his eyes and drop his lower jaw to the scene unveiling around him. She glared at him. "No,I know what you're thinking but no I'm not sadistic.I just have a temper and unfortunately Nightengale has pissed me off enough by attempting to 'oh so brutally' kill me that she has had to watch me unleash this anger on her."

She stared deep into the guard's eyes looking into his soul."Nightengale isn't my style of killing." Lolita pulled out a colorfully painted Jawbreaker "But it's always fun to try something new."

She squeezes it into Nightengale's mouth blocking her throat.Once again lolita glared at the guard. "I want to play a game.But my game isn't very usual no one comes out a winner,but you...ha...you could actually be the first one." Lolita grabbed the bludgeon and pressed it against his chest.

"Nightengale is your golden ticket here,if you find her in one hour you'll both be safe and sound but if you don't I can't say anything for both of you,and if Nightengale fades away it will all be YOUR fault,capish?" He stared blankly at her.Lolita shook the bludgeon with her right hand."I take that as a yes." With that she smacked him across the face.

A little while later Lolita was at the edge of a nice cliff tying Nightengale up to a large oak tree with large steel chains.She locked her up with three locks and threw the small key over the ravine. In a hour there would be one burning vampire flaming up the brush.

Now Lolita had to take care of the guard. He stirred up as she was moving him so Lolita had to whack him across the jaw again.I mean come on,you couldn't seriously believe she wanted to be brutal. (Ok,maybe she is kinda....enjoying the moment too much.)

He opened his eyes and Lolita was in his face at once. "Good luck." she said grimly."You're gonna need more than that though if you're expecting to find Nightengale." Lolita flicked a quarter into a can next to him.

"Oh,and I think you might need this little bit of info,you're in Las Vegas and Nightengale is nowhere close to here." Lolita took a glimpse at the quarter and picked it up. She waved it in his face.

"You see this quarter here? It's very valuable to you.I don't know how you're going to use it and I can't tell you or else you'll win my little crude game." A smirk twisted through the edges of her face. "Call me when you've lost,Ok?"

She backed away backwards. "You have forty-five minutes to complete my challenge left." With that Lolita was gone.

Nice.Now how do I get out of this one?

Lolita's remaining particles of dust and ash paced the floors of the desert for quite a number of days. Just when she was sure no one,not a single soul was here,a bunch of drunk tourists passed her,or at least one of her particles of dust. A drunk male fell over on the floor onto his face,in the red or rather copper sand. His Bud Light gushed and dripped until it reached her...Freedom at last!

Now,now,won't you be sorry you didn't listen to your mother about drinking and driving?Lolita stood up baring her fangs at the rowdy posse but they just laughed like a bunch of horses. A smirk came onto Lolita's face. One of the guys came closer as if to prove his bravery and made googley eyes at Lolita. "Aww...look at the little cute vamp...Are you scared yet? Whadda ya gonna do drink our BLOOD?"

He made one last attempt to tease her and slowly turned his back laughing. Lolita turned back kinda laughing to herself as Linkin Park blared from their radio. Her neck suddenly snapped forward looking at them with a grim stare. While the 'brave' guy was turned around her arms flashed forward and silently snapped his neck.

The guy of course fell to the ground and the rest of the group stopped laughing at her and their expressions quickly changed. Lolita locked her eyes on the person who seemed to be the most frightened of the group and singled him out from the group.He of course was pretty young and that made it more exciting. "Alright now.You young man have 120 seconds to run as far as you can while I murder your friends and drink their blood like a savage."

He looked at his 'buddies' and back at Lolita. "That's 100 seconds to you now." She answered quickly. The teenager burst out running while Lolita clapped her hands together to begin the festivities.By the time the 100 seconds had passed every single soul in sight was either collapsed on the dirt or in her mouth. The teenager was maybe a couple hundred feet away and still running.

Lolita decided to end this quickly and just ran forward to greet the teen. "Umm.... How do you people talk these days?" Lolita racked her brain for a moment while stopping the guy. "Hmmmm...Ok.I got it. Yo, man U R Dead,K?" She reached out and crushed his skull with her hand.

(Not Finished!!!!!Sorry I have writers block right now.)