|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 2:43 pm
Practice for me. XP
Involves Anid and Hathern.
You can leave comments in Gray Size 9 if you want.
By request I can start up another topic so others can come in and role play with the two of them. hehe
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 2:55 pm
~ super market ~ Shifting his eyes from side to side, his hands jammed into his pockets Anid bit his lip. "Why did I have to come? I don't want to be here... All these damn shitbags just walking around and getting in my ******** way.. really now?" Anid moved his view over to Hathern.Rolling his eyes, Hathern kept pushing the cart through the store. "Yes, Anid. I had to bring you. And watch what you call these people..." He stated the last part in whisper and continued to talk at such levels. "I think I can safely say that people here on Earth are not as adapted to you as the hellions are, and do not know who you are. So watch it!" He looked down to his list and then muttered off the names of a few items as he glanced at the shelves. "Now don't tou-" He crinched as he heard a lot of breaking glass sound. Looking to the side, Anid came standing neck to him, hands in his pockets. "ch..." He sighed. "Do I want to look back?" He asked in an annoyed tone.Anid gave a grin and a small laugh. "I got it!" He took out a small glass jar of salsa. "Spicy! And tricky to get... this fat lady was standing in front of the shelf... so I pushed her aside and grabbed a jar." He gave a smile as he walked to the front of the cart and placed it in. "Whats next?" He stepped atop the front of the cart, and held on, as if he was to ride the front of the shopping cart as Hathern pushed it around.Giving a small chuckle, Hathern turned around to see a rather large lady covered in salsa. Catching his laughs, he sounded as if he was coughing, he turned back around and quickly pushed the cart with Anid standing on the front of it. Once safely around the corner, Hathern broke out in a grin. "That... although is funny, is not nice!" He rubbed his face, trying not to laugh. Damn my hellion side... There was just something about a fat lady rolling around and covered in Salsa that was so damn funny. Shaking his head he moved on through the store. "No more touching things!" He said in a whisper, not wanting another 'fat lady incident' or worst to happen.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
The Lady on the moon Crew
|
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 8:38 pm
[[sooooooooooooo freakin funny rofl I love them XD ]]
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 4:13 am
{Thank you Moon. ^^ -working up another one. XD-}
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 5:04 am
~ Royal Rudeness ~ Hathern spoke softly, but firmly to the ear of King Anid. "Now, I know you don't have a..." Long attention span? Manners to others you don't respect? "Real soft side..." Ah, that to, but I guess it is the 'nicest' fault to point out... "T'words others, but please try to be some what nice to these people." He gave a worried look to Anid, knowing that one, Anid didn't want to be here, and two, that he didn't have a lick of respect for anyone in the room they were about to enter."Bah..." Anid stated as he wrinkled his face. Relaxing into a nice grin he gave a nod. "Fine, but if they get really annoying, I am going to quit being fake, got it?" He gave a flat face that consisted of 'the eye' or what Hathern would like to call a 'death stare'.Hathern gave a small gulp, knowing half heartedly that Anid wouldn't harm him, or rather any one else. Right? Second guessing himself, he gave a worried sigh and followed his lord into the room. Some male figure with a really load voice announced King Anid's entrance as well as Hatherns -for some reason-.Anid walked down the steps after the annoying man yelled that he was King Anid. I know damn well who I am! Bah... He was trying his best not to go into 'grouch' mode as Hathern would call it. Grouchy? I don't get grouchy... just annoyed! That guy... Does he think I don't know who.... His train of thought was interrupted as a large breasted woman with a thin waist stepped in front of him. Her dress was very revealing. He wanted to make his usual 'don't mess with me' face at the woman, but Hathern would for sure reprimand him for it. Damn it... Why do I listen to that old man all the time? Why am I... afraid? Yeah, I guess it is a bit of fear of that man... He forced himself to smile at the lady. "Ello."The woman gave a sour face at the king. "My, what improper language. Ello? Where is the H, Anid?" She took a step closer to him, and with her empty hand she rubbed his side and then pulled him close. "Mhm? Where did the H go?" She smiled as with her other hand -which held a glass of whine- she took a drink, and then licking the glass she waited for the lords answer.Anid was twitching in the corner of his eye. She is touching me... calling me just Anid, and asking where the H is? Well I will tell her damn well where that H is! He gave a little growl.Hathern stepped in, so Anid wouldn't get to mad at the lady. "Please, Anid isn't feeling to well, and would like for others to stay a save distance away. And the H might of gotten lost, due to his voice still trying to come back." He gave a soft smile to the lady. Damn, I am lying again for this man... good thing I am hellion, otherwise all this lying would indeed send me to hell. Well it just saves a trip right?The lady laughed. "Lack of voice? Well then, thats good." Turning to Anid, thinking that she wouldn't get any comments back from the man with no voice, she verbally started to go at him. "You know, Anid, your girl is such a slut. I mean, why go with you? You seem the type of man that is a one time deal, and not to settle down with. So what do you say... Make my night? Mhhm... Give me a shot in that bed of yours." She smiled as she didn't really ask the last part, but rather demanded it as her hand traced down the man's body."BAH!" Anid shouted at her as he grabbed her hand and held it out in front of both of them. "Do... not... touch me!" His eyes flashed a red warning to her. "Do not insult my woman...." His body toned itself darker, and his tail and horns came out. "And my name is Lord Anid or King Anid..." He then got real close to her face. "I am not a one night stand." Taking a shampaine glass from one of the waiters, he took a sip and then dumped the rest down the womans dress -right where her boobs met each other- and then he licked the glass. "Oh, and Hathern was lying as he didn't want me to freak out on you. To bad you are a dumb b***h and can't figure out things like that. So why don't you go find someone else to ******** your sack." He gave her a twisted grin as he lowered the cup from his mouth and then walked away from her. "Oih, Hathy.. How long must I stay?"Hathern hid his smile with ease out of practice, and followed his lord. Sighing before he answered, he shook his head. "At the rate you are going, not to much longer..." He rubbed a temple as he continued to follow Anid."Great! Just as planned. I am going to have the cooks fix me up a giant roasted bird or something..." He laughed to himself as he continued to swerve through the crowd.Hathern couldn't help but laugh at that. He does know how to hold up his reputation of a party crasher, and how to get home for dinner... Damn a** thats what he is. My Royal Rudeness Anid indeed...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 1:20 pm
{Mhmmm... to think up another situation...}
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:29 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:29 am
-Oh why thank you! I am thinking up a short with bowling... I see it as a very good opportunity for Anid to play out in... hehehe-
-another note to self, strip poker-
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 3:11 pm
~ Bowling ~ Anid was making whinning sounds as he entered the strange building, went to a desk and got 'clown shoes' and then sat down at a table. "Aaaaaaaahhh... I don't want to..." He laid his head down on the table. "It sounds like work... I hate work!" He watched the man put on the clown shoes and then stand up.Hathern gave a roll of his eyes as he went searching for proper weighted bowling balls. Coming back he explained the game to Anid. "I will go first so you can see what to do.." Rolling his two turns, he ended with 7 total pins down. "The goal, like I said is to get as many pins as you can, and to get more pins then the other people in your lane." Hathern came back over to Anid. "Alright, your turn."Anid had yet to put on his shoes, rather he just managed to take off his own and strip his socks off as well, when he gave a gruff bah of annoyance as he walked down to the lane. "That is such a waist of energy, and it sounds stupid.." Stepping up to the side of the lane, the small gray part that the workers would use to aid if needed, Anid walked down the lane, hands in pockets. Once down to the end, he carefully stepped in front of the pins, and knocked them all down. He then returned to the baffled shaman the same way he came. "See? I win." He grinned as he sat back down in his seat lazily."Ah... Anid, thats not legal..." Hathern rubbed the back of his head as he saw a worker come over to them. "Great... there goes the game."A thin young male in his late teens came up to the hellion king. "Scuse me ma'ma." He had a thick hillbilly ring to his voice. "Yer can't due dat dar thing yer did." The male flicked up his hat a bit, so he could see a bit better. "Yer gotta throw som'din down dat dar lane." He hitched his thumb to point in the direction of the bowling pins. "Yer under'tand mey?"Anid scratched his chin a bit as he narrowed his eyes at the thing boy. "Throw something eh?" He asked the boy."Yes, ma'ma." He gave a grin as he admired the long red hair sat on top of the person's head. But as he looked down the face and to the chest -in which he was expecting quite the rack- he reddened in the face and looked back up to eye level. "Der... Sir..." He gave a small gulp.Anid gave his stare that would kill if it had the license to, right at the boy. "Yeah... Sir... You know, men with long hair just know they are men..." He grabbed the boy by the collar and picked him up. Holding him by his shirt and pants, Anid made his second strike, but with a little help from the worker."ANID!" Hathern grabbed the mans arm while once again finding himself hiding a grin. Once outside the doors, Hathern gave off a little laugh before turning to his king. "Thats.." He chuckled at the thought of what just happened, and gave a rub to his face. "Next time, don't use the worker as a bowling ball please!"Anid gave a straight face, but then broke out in a grin. "Alright. I will use him as the pins then!" He laughed as he brought his hands up behind his head and walked away from the blonde hellion. "I won that game..." He whispered to himself as he gained the glee of the win, and held a wide grin upon his face.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:21 pm
~ Staring Contest ~ Sitting across from the other man, Anid kept his eyes open as the contest started. “I am so going to win this round…” He said slowly as he kept his eyes upon the blonde hellion who sat in front of him. “I can feel it.”
Hathern gave a small laugh at that. “Oh really my lord, you really think so?” The man gave a small grin. He was challenged by his Lord to a staring contest, something that they did for fun now and then. His majesty, Lord Anid was like none other. He was a man of joy, of glee, and one for games. But he was not all play, and was smarter then he let on. Anid, being the third king of hell, loved to use his higher status to his likings. Meaning that he would say exactly what he wanted to say and because he was a hellion king, no one wished to challenge him. The man had a humor to him, something that Hathern admired, and respected.
Anid gave a nod. “Indeed! You will not beat me again, for sure!” He gave one of his double meaning grins. That’s right, if my eyes get tired, I will make sure you close your eyes first! And I know just the way to get you to do that… Anid gave a grin as he continued to study the other man without blinking his eyes. “Felling the burn yet?” In truth, hellions had a high level of tolerance when it came to pain. It was something to do with their breed make up and all that gave them the advantage over the other races. It was one of the main reason’s you didn’t challenge a hellion to a fight, nether less a war.
“Not yet, my lord. How about you? Are your eyes drying out in this unforgiving climate we call home?” Hathern leaned in a bit closer to the man, they were both criss-cross in their sitting arrangement. Placing his hands on his own knees, he leaned forward a bit more. “The urge to blink, to give in, to relax those tired eyes?” He gave a small smile as he started his mind game with the lord.
Anid’s eye twitched as Hathern leaned in and started his game. Giving a small gulp, as the words sank in, and his eyes started to burn.Alright… I think this game has gone on far long enough…Quickly and without blinking, Anid leaned up on his knees and pulled his lower garment down. With Hathern leaning in like that he should get a face full of my pride! He grinned.
Hathern turned deep red and pulled back as Anid de-clothed his lower half in his face. “AH!” He called out as he pressed his palms into his eyes and fell backwards upon the floor. “ANID! What was that for?” He kept his hands over his eyes.
Anid continued his grin as he pulled up his garments.”Bah, Hathern… You are just jealous you can load a pair of pants like I can.” Anid gave a grin and poked the man. “That… And I win.” He grinned as he stood up and left the room, victor of the day.
Hathern laid upon his back after his lord had left, and thought about what just happened. Damn smart a**! Dirty player as well… but I have to give him points for confidence… BUT THAT IMAGE IS NEVER EVER GOING TO GO AWAY…
- Meh, I got bored in my English class, so instead of learning more about Henry VIII I wrote up this for you guys. XP
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:29 am
“Come on Anid! I don’t want to play again… You saw how badly I lost the last round; I don’t want to go through that again. Besides, I know how you feel about me, and it is uncomfortable….” Hathern rubbed the back of his head as he sat across from the deep red haired king.“Ah, you are just scared that I will beat your a** again, and that’s just in the game.” He gave a perverted grin at the blonde hellion. “I have Aravin now, I don’t need you.” He gave a sound of disapprovement. “Come on, I order you to!” Anid gave off a loud laugh. “I am just kidding about the order thing… but still, let’s play another round. It is very entertaining playing the game with you.”
Hathern gave a sigh as Anid started to deal the cards. “Fine… one round, but no cheating this time!” Last game of poker they played; Hathern caught Anid cheating as he dealt. But it was almost expected for the Hellion King to cheat on such a simplistic game.
“Yeah!” Aniid said as he giggled slightly out of excitement, and picked up his hand. Yesh! A Great hand! He looked up to Hathern, ready for the battle.
After several loosing hands, Hathern sat upon his pillow with his socks and tie on his body. “No more Anid! My tie barely covers me!” Hathern also sat criss-cross so he could hide more of his personal area from the lord.
“You were right, you are horrid at poker, and making it a game of strip poker makes it even better!” He laid down his royal flush and folded his arms. “I want the tie to come off next. Then we can end the game.” Bursting out laughing, Anid sat with all his clothing still on, and watched the Shaman squirm. “Oih, and since you are the looser, you get to go streaking!” He flung his head back in laughter as he waited for the man to hold up his part of the bargain. Falling backwards, and then rolling to his stomach, Anid propped himself up onto his elbows to wait for the show. “Come on now, you have nothing to be ashamed of… be proud of what you got!” He himself wasn’t afraid of what he had, as he knew –as well as almost every other person did- that he had a set. His long hair and childish attitude might deceive a person at first, but what wasn’t shown normally was some times the greatest asset a person has.
Hathern mumbled his complaints, but new that if he didn’t do it, Anid would just make it worse. “Fine…” Standing, he removed his tie, and then with a ruffle of his hair, he gave another sigh. “Come on, I know you like to watch the reactions…” He walked up to the doors, and opened them up, a hopping Anid coming up behind him.
“Oh goodie!” Anid squeaked as he went along for even more entertainment.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:46 pm
~ Feild trip? ~ Rose walked through the hall ways, holding an old bounded book, being rammed into again and again. I hate high school's hall ways! And I am to damn nice to open my mouth about any of it, or to push through those damn slow couples. I swear they are like Ice Burgs moving through here! She ground her teeth as she was nocked down by a passer, and wasn't offered any help. Thats it! Slamming the book down she opened it up. Lets see how you like living in my world! Letting the magic from the book take over the room, Anid rose from where the book was. A little live role play eh? She grinned as watched Anid react with the kids of her school.Anid raised a brow as he looked around. No one noticed that he was there, and then someone ran into him. Spinning around he grabbed the kid by his arm and got up right into his face. "BAH! How ******** rude you a**!" He then tossed him to the side, sending the kid and four others into the lockers. Being yelled at from a different direction, he turned and growled, sending the culprit into a sprint the other way. Turning straight with the hallway, he gave a low growl that turned into a rawr of sorts in which made the announcement of his pressence. Raising his hand he let the shadows come out and play. As they came up off the ground, clinging to their owners as they spun around to climb to the terrified faces of the high school students Anid gave his laugh of amusement. Snapping his fingers, large figures arose from the darkness of inside the lockers. They bursted open as the monsters reached out and pulled kids to the inside of the lockers. The king grinned as he watched, a low settled laugh, a diabolical one at that, echoed over the screams of the hall.Hathern had appeared on the floor beneith his lord, and was confused as to where he was. Upon hearing the screams on the floor above, Hathern raced to the stairs. Climbing up them by twos, he reached the second floor quickly to see Anid being typical Anid. "ANID! You can't do this!" He shouted so it would be above everthing. "Stop it now!" He had a strick tone in his voice.Anid gained a look of a seven year old that just got caught taking cookies from the cooling rack. "But..." He started, but wasn't able to finishes as Hathern had managed to be right in front of him. He gave a small grin at the blonde hellion. "Ello~""Dont you ello me! Release them! You can't do this to them they are human!""But""No..""How about just a fat kid? Just one of the-""No, no fat kids..."How abo-""No jocks, nerds or preps either... no out casts no one! Not even the math teacher in the closet, or the students that have become pregnat... no one Anid." Hathern glared at the Kind as he tapped his foot and folded his arms over his chest. "Let them all go, now."Anid gave a wine of unfairness as he snapped his fingers and let all the kids fall to the ground. Their eyes wide, lower selves soiled, and bodies left usless out of fear. "Happeh?" He asked snidly to the man."Of course, now return to Rose's book..." He said as he himself returned."Why is he such a stick in the mud Rose?" Anid asked as he came down to eye level with his creator.Rose rolled her eyes. "He is a stick in the mud as he is straight, and a four thousand year old vergin." She grinned. "That and not all of my characters can be as epic as you my lord." Giggling she held up the book. "Now before the a** stick lord comes back, you better return."Anid laughed until he cried with what his creator said. "With that new nick name? Gladly!" He let himself faid away, feeling good about being able to tease Hathern with the title of Lord a** Stick.Rose stood up and swept some of her hair out of her face. Holding the book to her side, she walked down the hall way with ease. "Ah, thats better. No more useless garbage in my way, or so Anid would say." She laughed as she headed to her next class and sat down with her book.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Reply
