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I figure for some of our newer recruits, I will write a TA Guide.

Team Awesome:
As you probably are aware, Team Awesome consists of the four most Awesome people ever.

Dances With Bats
Miss Mighty T
Sir Prize
The Furry One

I'm sure you'd like to know how we got those names, well too bad. You don't pick an awesome name, it just comes to you. At the right moment, Team Awesome will hear it, and it'll click. That's your awesome name. Brainstorming is usually the way to figure this out. I will go over the basics, and if you have any questions, feel free to ask.

-A Brief History of Team Awesome-
We were awesome, now we're Awesome. We do Awesome things, and kick not-Awesome a**.

**Dances With Bats**

Dances with bats was the first to be title'd in Team Awesome. She has Bats, and she Dances with them. Each of us has a Power, and Dances With Bat's power is immense knowledge of the goff community/things goffic. It's a knowledge power, so no one knows better than she does. She makes up the Right Wing of the Diamond.
*In a recent discovery, it was learned that Dances With Bats sneezes up rainbow cupcakes, much to her dismay. Whilst she finds these repulsive, the rest of Team Awesome is ever so grateful she has this power.

**Miss Mighty T**

Miss Mighty T was the fourth to be title'd in Team Awesome. She wears a big pink bow, and is sometimes shaped like a "T" Miss Mighty T's knowledge power is she knows where EVERYTHING is. Locations Locations Locations. You name it, she knows it. She holds a trusty GPS, but it is not needed, it's more of an add-on. (See: Superman's cape) She makes up the left wing of the Diamond.
*Miss Mighty T also has powers over the Awesomemobile, and it can only Drive at Awesome Speed with her driving.

**Sir Prize**

Sir Prize was the second to be title'd in Team Awesome. He dons a Scepter, Cape, and Crown. His power isn't as much knowledge based as the other three. Maybe this is a result of gender, who knows, but his power is the Ability to make anything into a Pun. He makes up the Top of the Diamond. Upon recent discovery, Sir Prize's Pelvic Thrust is a deadly force to the non-Awesome. It has been known to knock down evil from across a field.

**The Furry One**

The Furry One was the third to be title'd in Team Awesome. She comes complete with cat ears and a tail, but much unlike the anime girls out there, these are part of her. She holds perfect knowledge of anything that has to do with animals. She makes up the Bottom of the Diamond.
*In a recent discovery, she can in fact, talk to animals. this being said, Team Awesome learned Hugh Jackman was not in fact A Wolverine, he just plays one on TV.

The Baddies.

With every Awesomeness comes Terrible Terrible things. Team Awesome is not loved by all, no, we have our enemies, too. I like to call them our "Nemi..mssesisi..siiseses" ...Anywhoo.

There are different levels of bad guys. 1-4. The higher the number, the higher the Danger level. Keep this in mind, left you encounter one.

LEVEL 4:

THE PANFLUTE
The Panflute is Team Awesome's biggest disappointment. She was Sir Prize's sidekick for a time, but got too powerful. She learned that she has the ability to command small armies of college boys (with no arms and no legs, of course) and she got power-hungry. Team Awesome realized her potential, and did something they thought would never happen =O They invited her to be Awesome. Unfortunately, The Panflute felt them weak, and left Team Awesome behind, Now, power-headed, Team Awesome must put a stop to her. But how to you put a stop to an old friend, Charles?

THE BLACK WIDOW
Little is known about The Black Widow, but it is known she is dangerous. It in no coincidence that she too, was once a friend. Though she wasn't awesome, she was still The Furry One's closest friend. We're not sure exactly how it happened, but she has an agenda against Team Awesome. The Furry One hasn't told us much, but Team Awesome has reason to believe it is Scorned Love.

Level 3:

Axe-Wielding Deborah
Unfortunately, this is just as it sounds. Deborah, Wielding an Ax. This has yet to end poorly, but we figure it is just a matter of time, before...

THE INVISINAT R
Walking the halls of Superstores, disappearing on sight. This man is no mere enemy. He is still out there, and Team Awesome is at a slight disadvantage. How do you stop someone who can't stay and fight like a man?

Gatorman Murderface
Half Man, Half Gator. All Murder. No Face. No Human Face anyway. This mangator once stalked Team Awesome around a lake

Level 2:

Wasabi Robby the Blobby
He was our first villain. And in mere seconds, we learned how to stop him. The Furry One used her knowledge to tell him that "Skunks can't taste spicy things!" To which we got a lot of skunks, and he was stopped. But he tries to resurface every know and then. He's got that for him. Unfortunately, while he is easy to stop, he'd tedious. Keep your skunks handy, lest you face him.

The Hooburrito Salad
Late-Night entree? Honey Mustard? Everything Denny's serves in one bowl? Yes. All of this is The Hooburrito Salad. Where it is not much a threat to Team Awesome, The Hooburrito Salad is a danger and a menace to society!! HeSheIt must be stopped.

Glarfabarbeabfbargle
The Garblegehfbbalgbalgba is probaby related to the Hooburrito Salad. It is similar in texture, composition, but not in danger. The Garablbaalbalrgaebalgrg is a terrifying force to be reckoned with. Just don't forget the Ketchup.

Level 1:

ZombZmobies.
Remember how in Deathy Hallows if you said Lord Voldemort's name, he knew where you were? Well it's the same with these undead villains. If it's night time out, and it's really dark, just refrain from saying their name, and you'll be okay. If you do, and you let them get to you, who knows what an army of the undead can do to you.

SO MUCH WIN.... CAN'T... TAKE... IT....


-Death-

DancesWithBats has now ascended to SuperGoffDerf level.

Occasional Lover?
b***h please.

Where is Mad Mod in all this? D<

Oh my gosh, is that The Furry One on Gaia?! Apocalypse!!!! Run for shelter.

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Quoted for truth.