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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:15 am
Hey guys im new so i felt bored and made a topic! make as many jokes as u like but no racism, sexism etc. dont be mean and follo ToS (DUH!) 1st joke gets 1k. have fun :3
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:24 am
oh yh, ps there mite be abit of a wait for the 1k
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:45 am
My dog has a favourite day of the week. No really, it's true.
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Chewsday.
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:50 am
StudioGilliam My dog has a favourite day of the week. No really, it's true. ... Chewsday. make sure u got a trading pass...
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:52 am
CoD6_Owns StudioGilliam My dog has a favourite day of the week. No really, it's true. ... Chewsday. make sure u got a trading pass... biggrin I'll go buy one now. Gimmi a sec...
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:54 am
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:33 am
CoD, watch the grammar.
But on topic, try this:
"Sex has gone downhill with the wife, so I bought her a d***o. She said it "looks like a carrot". Which is ironic as her fanny looks like a donkey yawning."
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:39 am
My computer beat me at chess today. But it was no match for me at kickboxing.
How'dya make a dog drink? Put it in a blender.
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Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 12:23 pm
Behatzlacha-S How'dya make a dog drink? Put it in a blender. I liked that one.
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:55 am
i feel sympathetic for the people in Haiti.
The last time i had 30Aftershocks i couldn'tfind my house either!
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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 6:10 pm
the bogeyman looks under the bed and sees chuck norris whee
...the old ones are the best!
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