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You know for the longest time, I keep getting messages, IMs and comments from people asking for help.
Whether it's guild advice, helping out a guild or general whatever.
Not sure how I got so popular, but whatever I'll take it.
Regardless, its rather annoying at times to have my inbox spammed with idiotic questions.


If you can't find what you're looking for in this guild.
Ask here.

If do not have a skype, or I do not have your name and you do have one. Then either get one and send me your name, or get one and send me your name.

I use Harsh Language. Expect that.



Note-

I will not take questions on the following:

Character Development
This is including but not limited to:
Names, Nicknames, Movesets, Personalities and whatever is in the Character Development thread.

-This is YOUR character! Why do I need to hold your hand and help you do it.

Avatar Edits
One, I'm back ordered but if you WANT one you better pony up at least 10-15k. (Minimum) Else I'm not interested


Guild Advice
I don't mind helping out with guilds, but keep me interested. Don't pull an Angel.
When I ask not to book me in a match, DON'T BOOK ME IN A MATCH.
Also if you want my advice, and I give it to you and you DON'T take it, then don't b***h to me because s**t went wrong.
Not my fault if you didn't take my advice because you're ******** stupid.

Storylines
If it's not interesting, and I'm sure most of you know my interests by now. Or Do you?
Regardless, if it's not interesting to me I don't want to be in it.


Marvel
Yes, I do work with Marvel as a Storyline Consultant.
(Which means that I do not draw characters, I write about them), No I cannot give you spoilers, no I cannot help you get a job sorry. Yes I can draw, but that is not what I was hired for alright.
Do I think that Disney is going to ruin Marvel?
That has yet to be seen. I have firm opinions about both the pros and cons of the matter, which I shall keep to myself.

I respect the fact that you like other forms of literary entertainment that isn't Marvel, please respect that I respect that and not post idiotic things like "DC Rulz, Marvel suxxx!!!1111" It is very disrespectful, and not needed.

I may be fluent in many different languages, "Yo no me so l33+" I prefer to speak in a language that I am native to.
My money says "United States of America" not
"Collective nonsense of India" or "The Spanish Inqusition", the "North Korean Regime" and so on and so forth.

The Denomination of the currency that I use is in dollars.
Not Pesos, not Rubles, not Yen, and certianly not Euros.
I'd like to see some English, and not a bastardised form of it when I read your messages.
No |_337 speak, and please use a dictionary.
I suggest using Firefox, or Chrome as they have built in spell check.

Please do not insult my intelligence, I've been role playing longer than several of you (in my personal opinion) have conceived a single thought.
I won't pretend that I don't have a bad attitude, can come off as a total a*****e, nor do I not think that I am Elite (I KNOW I am buwahahahaha) kidding.
Just follow my simple rules and we shall get along quite nicely alright. Good Good..

Apparently Off site advertising, stuff like that.

Exactly, but you also have to consider whomever you're doing a storyline with and their character's personality.

Its manageable if you know what you're doing.

BCM vs EWA
EEW - which I notice you're in
WWFG


Are the top three that I reccommend at this present moment.
There are others sprouting up but right now, however I'm looking through them still.

I get these questions all the time, So I figured I'd answer them once and for all.


How long have you been roleplaying?
Since I was 5, I started using the Chrono name at the age of 6, Clepsydra was added when I was 15 due to people confusing me with Chrono Trigger. The character from that game is known as Crono. As of this post I'm 23 years of age.

If you're a male, why are you using a female avatar?
My original 2003 account was banned/blocked whatever in 05, so I made a new account which is a male. Which you may know as Chrono Q Clepsydra, This account was a mule of Chrono's to use in other roleplaying guilds. Unfortunately Chrono account got banned, so I went to using this one.

Wait a minute, I saw you using the Chrono account. It's unbanned why not use it so people don't call you Yuke?
After a year or so of using this one, I don't feel like switching everything over. It's too much of a hassle.

How many characters do you have?
Borderline of around 50 characters that I use. All original. Which begs the question if I can use so many characters, why can't others? rofl

What's a Clepsydra?
It's a water clock, interestingly enough my Western an Eastern zodiac signs are Fire and Wood respectively

Why do they call you the God of Time?
What a dumb question, it's because I am.

You work for Marvel? What's your favorite character?
Spider-man, nuff said.

Why'd you make this guide?
I made the G-fed guide because I was tired of seeing n00bish roleplayers around and people complaining about them. So yeah I figure if they improve enough to a decent level it'll give me more people to rp with. So yes I'm selfish like that ;P