Narwhals Narwhals!!
Swimming in the ocean
Causing a commotion
Coz they are so awesome!
Narwhals Narwhals!!
Swimming in the ocean!
Pretty big and pretty white.
They beat a polar bear in a fight!
Narwhals! They are narwhals! Narwhals!
Like an underwater unicorn
They got a kickass facial horn!
They're the Jedi of the sea!
They stop Cthulu eating ye!
Narwhals! They are narwhals! Narwhals!
Just don't let them touch your balls.
Narwhals! They are narwhals! Narwhals!
Inventors of the shish-kebob!
*repeat*
