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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 8:28 pm
Anyone been to AverageWizard.com? Basically, it's like MyLifeisAverage, wizard style!
Post your favourite AWs!
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:28 am
I'm addicted to that site! Here's a new entry I love :: Today, my friend came to me with a very serious harry potter question. "So...you know how Hagrid's dad is a human....say 5'8",5'10"...and his mom is a giant....say 20' tall....how would that work?" After several seconds of deep concentration I looked at her and said very seriously, "A well-performed engorgement charm and an accurate wingardium leviosa." After this, we couldn't stop laughing for the next 10 minutes. MLIM
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Hiya_iTsmehh Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:03 pm
 Haha they're funneh. xD Today I found out that J.K. Rowling is wealthier than the Queen of England. I guess the Galleon to pound conversion rate is really awesome. MLIM Since I never get up in the morning I designed a cunning plan. I've recorded Mrs Black's screaming off the audio tape and have set it as my alarm tone. If her voice doesn't scare me awake nothing will. MLIM.
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:49 pm
I simply adore that site. biggrin Quote: Last year, there was a new freshman at my school who looked just like Severus Snape: thin and gangly, black hair that would fall in his face, etc. The resemblance was so striking that a lot of kids, myself included, have only ever called him Severus (which he responds to). The irony? His real name is James. ...I want his number. Quote: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Page 406. I quote... "'There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at tw*l*ght-'" "Midnight, our mum always told us," said Ron... Proof that even Ronald Weasley dislikes Tw*l*ght. Epicness. Quote: "Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "You know" "You know who?" "That's right! AVADA KEDAVRA!" Best. Joke. EVER. MLIM. I've GOT to pull that one on someone sometime. Quote: Today, I was bored so I went on mylifeistwi****t.com. I found a post that said "The Department of Magical Affairs is investigating claims of sparkling vampires and shapeshifting wolves nearly starting a war with Italy. This is a matter of Magical Security. Do not be alarmed, we have the situation under control. Thank you and please contact local aurors is assistance is needed. " We have begun to infiltrate the system. Good work. MLIM Hehehe. Let the infiltration begin! Quote: Today while on Tom Riddles Magical Diary, I asked Tom an ever burning question that has been going through my mind: "Who would you rather kill? Harry Potter, or Edward Cullen?" The Dark Lord's response: "If I had to choose, Edward Cullen." See, even Lord Voldemort recognizes the true enemy. Long live Harry Potter. MLIM. Now I don't hate Voldie so much. xd
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Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:37 pm
I'm totally Addicted to that site lol I got past 200 pages! xD hahaha and I have posted a story or two I am Sasu_Godric on there ^-^
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