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 Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:05 pm
Destroy a dream and let someone destroy yours!
Rules are simple.
Someone before you will say "I wish so and so" and you will make that wish come true... but you will destroy it in the most horrible way you can possibly think of xD
Ex
"I wish for a car."
"You get a car... but its dented and covered with poo."
Simple?
I'll start:
I wish I had a fish.
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 8:34 am
here's your fish! It's rotted, has little unidentifiable bugs crawling all over, is flourescent pink, and is being given to you by a Poo-chu!
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 8:43 am
Granted, but she comes and murders everyone w/ a bloody chainsaw.
I wish I had a hat . . .
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 7:48 am
Granted but it tries to eat you so Ninja_Domokun komes to your reskue and becomes your hat, and he has gas
I wish for a girlfriend
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 5:26 pm
Granted,but she is a man in drag.
((Sorry couldn't think of anything else xp ))
I wish I had a kitty
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 10:30 am
Granted, but it has rabbies
I wish for a rubber chicken
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blue_man_of_destruction Crew
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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:00 pm
granted but it poops all over you
I wish that I had a cellphone
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 4:16 pm
granted but it bites your ear off
I wish for some new shoes!
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 8:44 pm
Granted but you cant wear them..
I wish it was the 20th of January already..
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Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 2:08 pm
Granted but that day will be Doomsday!!
I wish for a puppy
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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 6:08 am
Granted, but it is blind, deaf, and mute
I wish for perfection
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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:58 pm
you get perfection. but its so perfect that you go crazy by running around naked in your neighborhood saying DOMO ARIGATO MR ROBOTO!!! you go try to ruin perfection because of ur madness
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Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 2:32 pm
it is so perfect that, you cant handle, instead a blackhole has come over where things are perfect and starts sucking and blowing you around. (not as good as neko)
I wish I had a watermelon
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Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 7:11 pm
you get your watermelon but it's so big it crushes you and everybody you love
i wish for a new boyfriend (just kidding)
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