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 Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:47 pm
Well ******** YOU, it’s got nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked my a** out of the house before I even hit 13, and I never even met my dad. My only friend till I was 10 was the f*****t p***k next door who was always beating the s**t out of me and telling me I wasn’t worth s**t. Its not even like I had a choice, the town ******** had something like 9 people living in it, I s**t you not. My entire adolescence was moving around from place to place trying to get along with people who didn’t even want me.
You think that’s the worst? My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick, she was flat as a pancake sure, but damn she was a total nymph. She must have been a sadist or something cause she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet.
But dear god the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know these types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other’s sentences? Yeah they were ******** creepers, and they had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were, I swear this thing would never shut the ******** up.
Like I said, I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time.
The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a pokemon master.
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:48 pm
inb4 no but my manhood is wink
i'm sorry that was inappropriate
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:55 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 11:20 pm
you say LOL FRELLY WIN and dont even acknowledge the epic post by rissid?
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 11:22 pm
Zhaff you say LOL FRELLY WIN and dont even acknowledge the epic post by rissid?
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:48 am
Because I was never into Pokemon I didn't really get the joke until the end.
Well played, Rissid, well played.
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:38 am
Yeah I didn't get it until the end even though I was a fan of pokemon.
i'm a retard emo
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:40 am
i started to get it at the part with the red head, then everything made sense at the end.
rofl
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 6:56 am
I knew what it was about when I got to the word p***k
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:05 am
I started reading and I was like "s**t..better move this to sr----WAIIIIIIIIIIIIT A MINUTE"
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:10 am
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:12 am
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:19 am
Capn Duran I started reading and I was like "s**t..better move this to sr----WAIIIIIIIIIIIIT A MINUTE"
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:51 am
this thread is worthy for a comment of mine
lol
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:52 am
ROFL OMG
I was all feeling sorry for you for a second there then was all whut pokemon master? ******** LOL
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