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Moose Lord

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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:03 pm

Welcome to the Barely Known Soap Opera. This is officially unofficial by the way. For now at least. This first post will be used for basic story summary and rules-es.

THE RULES RULE

1. HAVE FUN!!!

2. Keep it PG-13. Here's a good guideline for what is appropriate and what isn't: Gaia Terms of Service
Another, easier, guidline is to imagine this as a TV show. If you can't imagine it being on primetime TV, don't put it there.

3. Follow all Barely Known rules.

4. Huzzah!

Oh, and by the way, this is supposed to be a hilarious parody of soap opera's, so make it funny. If you want to have a serious role play, don't be insulted if someone totally ruins your carefully crafted plot.

THE STORY SO FAR...

Lyzz, the evil (but at the same time definetly not evil) landlady, has kicked Moose Lord out of the guild til he can pay rent.

Reeves is appartenly Moose Lord's half brother and husband.

Moose Lord has found money!

Annoyed by Moose Lord's jungle speak, Meacorme suddenly realizes that Moose Lord might just be her mother's long lost college roommate's son!! And thusly, Moose begins a quest for an english textbook to correct his jungle speak.

Something involving Reeves and some guy. They're lovers stuck together with glue or something, I don't know. You figure it out! Oh, and lots of sex on rooftops!

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:09 pm

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Enters the crazy landlady, Lyzz. Talking to her cat in an inane babble, she stomps about banging on random doors and yelling at the tenants for whatever she feels like yelling at them for.

Hey, you crazy BK'ers! You're all three months overdue for pay me! I evict you all! >D

It is noted that she speaks with an odd accent, mostly because she speaks Libberish, aka the language of Lyzz, most fluently.

IAMNOTEVIL. >D

( xd )

'All we are is dust in the wind...'

L Y Z Z A C I O U S` DB

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Moose Lord

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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:14 pm

Me no pay no rent! Me Lord of Moose and Crew of guild. I no come from jungle land to pay rent. I come to be paid rent!

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:15 pm

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You no pay rent, you get evicted. D<

Kicks Moose out onto the streets

And stay there until you got money to pay me, boy!

'All we are is dust in the wind...'

L Y Z Z A C I O U S` DB

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Reeves
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Dapper Dabbler

8,550 Points

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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:19 pm

Hey! That was my husband! Even though just a few days ago...I learned he was my half-brother! (Thunder)

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:19 pm

And so begins Moose Lord's long quest for money.

*looks down*

Hey! Me find money on ground! Now me can live in guild again!

And so ends Moose Lord's long quest for money

Moose Lord

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L Y Z Z A C I O U S` DB

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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:22 pm

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Incest?!?!? =O

Steals Moose's money

You live here one more month, poor boy.

'All we are is dust in the wind...'

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:24 pm

Yay! Now me no have to go back to jungle land to live with evil in-laws, who apparently also parents.

Moose Lord

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Meacorme
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:28 pm

I AM ANNOYED WITH THIS JUNGLE SPEAK!
and yet...
I feel connected to him...
COULD HE BE MY MOM'S LONG LOST COLLEGE ROOMMATE'S SON?!?!

*gaaaaaaaaaasp*

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:30 pm

Hmm, maybe Lord of Moose should find school book to learn more better English speak.

And so begins Moose Lord's really long quest for a text book.

Moose Lord

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Siani

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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:36 pm

*Discreetly leaves a trail of bananas to a place unknown to anyone else*

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:19 pm

(Runs in with Sherlock Holmes costume) AHA! These banana peels are the sole responsibility for the death of Mr. Sniffles!

Reeves
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Siani

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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:26 pm

*realizes that she has revealed too much of her knowledge via the banana trail and charters a jet to fly her to a remote tropical island inhabited by hot savages*

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:29 pm

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D<
Who keeled my Mr. Sniffles?
WHO KILL HEEM?

I shall kill to avenge my Mr Sniffles!

Pulls out bazooka and loads it whilst magicaly donning camo at the same time

'All we are is dust in the wind...'

L Y Z Z A C I O U S` DB

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Reeves
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:36 pm

Lyzz the Dark Beast

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D<
Who keeled my Mr. Sniffles?
WHO KILL HEEM?

I shall kill to avenge my Mr Sniffles!

Pulls out bazooka and loads it whilst magicaly donning camo at the same time

'All we are is dust in the wind...'

Patience, my love! We must fight the dark lord with a cool head, not hot emotion!
...
Screw that! DIE! (Rips off coat to reveal camo and whips out an AK-47)

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