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 Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:07 am
Funny / stupid pickup lines.. GO!!!1!!!1
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Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:09 am
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
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Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:09 am
Can I take your picture? Cause I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas
cute one. :3
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Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:10 am
Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?
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Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:14 am
Did you fart? Because you blew me away
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Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:16 am
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
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Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:18 am
Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
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Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:20 am
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:21 am
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
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Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:24 am
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Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:25 am
I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat?
e.e why...
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Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:27 am
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
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Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:27 am
Lie down. I think I love you.
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Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:28 am
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
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Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:29 am
Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?
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