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How does Edward get so sparkly skin?

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CherryGoes_POP

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:55 pm


Now everybody's wondering how does Edward get that sparkly skin,pail skin,and red lips well theirs only one question to ask...Maybe he's (re)born with it or maybe its MAYBELLINE!

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WE KNOW YOUR SECRET EDWARD,IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME!
PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:58 am


I thought it was because he rapes pixies bathes in glitter

Akatsuki_Konan_Origami


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 12:31 pm


I think its because his family owns a glitter manufacturing company. Its free and it they think it will make everybody want to buy. And its not at all gay. Its for tough boys too!
PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:29 pm


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I thought it was because he rapes pixies baths in glitter

BATHES

That would have been such a funny comment if not for that Fail.

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CherryGoes_POP

Dapper Gekko

PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:23 pm


sakura_shippuden_rox
I thought it was because he rapes pixies baths in glitter

He is a magical faerie undercover as gay vampire.(another possibility)
PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:24 pm


Lumanny the Space Jew
sakura_shippuden_rox
I thought it was because he rapes pixies baths in glitter

BATHES

That would have been such a funny comment if not for that Fail.

DETAILS,lol sill hilarious

CherryGoes_POP

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CherryGoes_POP

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:25 pm


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I think its because his family owns a glitter manufacturing company. Its free and it they think it will make everybody want to buy. And its not at all gay. Its for tough boys too!

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 7:01 am


I think its because he is sooo g*y that he loves little girl glitter mrgreen

squirrelgirl154


DemonToastNinja

PostPosted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:52 pm


its because he raided bella's jewlery closet repeating to himself "I'm a pretty girl, im a pretty girl" while puting on makeup and pouring her glitter all over himself, wearing her clothes, and walking around her room with a purse still repeating "I'm a pretty girl" and this is the outcome
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 4:41 pm


It's cus' he has no sense whatsoever and thought that the only way to get bella is to sparkle. Bassicly every other day he dumps glitter all over to keep up the act.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 9:02 pm


DemonToastNinja
its because he raided bella's jewlery closet repeating to himself "I'm a pretty girl, im a pretty girl" while puting on makeup and pouring her glitter all over himself, wearing her clothes, and walking around her room with a purse still repeating "I'm a pretty girl" and this is the outcome
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I lol'd so hard
PostPosted: Tue May 17, 2011 7:12 pm


He's part fairy and part 'My little pony'

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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 1:54 am


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LIES! LIES ALL ALONG! Edward, how could you! I thought you were a Meyerpire, not a VAMPIRE WITH MAKE UP!!! scream stressed evil
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