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Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:55 pm
Now everybody's wondering how does Edward get that sparkly skin,pail skin,and red lips well theirs only one question to ask...Maybe he's (re)born with it or maybe its MAYBELLINE!  WE KNOW YOUR SECRET EDWARD,IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME!
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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:58 am
I thought it was because he rapes pixies bathes in glitter
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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 12:31 pm
I think its because his family owns a glitter manufacturing company. Its free and it they think it will make everybody want to buy. And its not at all gay. Its for tough boys too!
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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:29 pm
sakura_shippuden_rox I thought it was because he rapes pixies baths in glitter BATHESThat would have been such a funny comment if not for that Fail.
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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:23 pm
sakura_shippuden_rox I thought it was because he rapes pixies baths in glitter He is a magical faerie undercover as gay vampire.(another possibility)
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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:24 pm
Lumanny the Space Jew sakura_shippuden_rox I thought it was because he rapes pixies baths in glitter BATHESThat would have been such a funny comment if not for that Fail. DETAILS,lol sill hilarious
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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:25 pm
Love to Paint I think its because his family owns a glitter manufacturing company. Its free and it they think it will make everybody want to buy. And its not at all gay. Its for tough boys too! for MANLY MEN
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Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 7:01 am
I think its because he is sooo g*y that he loves little girl glitter mrgreen
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:52 pm
its because he raided bella's jewlery closet repeating to himself "I'm a pretty girl, im a pretty girl" while puting on makeup and pouring her glitter all over himself, wearing her clothes, and walking around her room with a purse still repeating "I'm a pretty girl" and this is the outcome
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Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 4:41 pm
It's cus' he has no sense whatsoever and thought that the only way to get bella is to sparkle. Bassicly every other day he dumps glitter all over to keep up the act.
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Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 9:02 pm
DemonToastNinja its because he raided bella's jewlery closet repeating to himself "I'm a pretty girl, im a pretty girl" while puting on makeup and pouring her glitter all over himself, wearing her clothes, and walking around her room with a purse still repeating "I'm a pretty girl" and this is the outcome  I lol'd so hard
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Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 7:12 pm
He's part fairy and part 'My little pony'
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 1:54 am
 LIES! LIES ALL ALONG! Edward, how could you! I thought you were a Meyerpire, not a VAMPIRE WITH MAKE UP!!! scream stressed evil
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