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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 7:14 pm

These noobs are so unbearably annoying that they will go down in Gaia history and will probably never evolve into intelligent Gaians.

Know somebody like this? Post their username (if you wish/if possible) and the story behind it. I'm sure we'll all get a laugh.

Allante, would you care to tell the story of FOSHIZAL B-RAD?

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 7:19 pm

*sits down* Good evening. I am Allante. I am here to tell the story of... *puts flashlightin face* FOSHIZAL B-RAD! *thunderstorms and dramatic music*

BEfore i made this account i made another account that was Luff_The_Talim. But i went to a website like an idiot and gave them my password. They easily stole my account and then terrorized the female sex by saying: "Hay baby! your the hottest girl on here" when i am quite obviously gay. But anyway. He was a "wannabe gansta" cause he changed my old username to Foshizal b-rad. bleh. soooo we still make fun of him to this day. XD you should look him up. i think he changed it to Luff_The_Talim again. XD but yup thats it.

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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 8:14 pm

I don't remember his name, but he was the noob on one of our first g ui de watching. He kept asking for s e x and oral and sexting afterwehad m adefun of him and it was just us.

Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 1:32 am

Omg I would have to say noon O.o

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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:22 pm

I didn't think I would ever "have" to re-call those embarassing moments with newbs. stressed The biggest newb that I can remember was me: Who had no idea what I was doing on gaia, wore female clothes by accident, and thought 2000 gold was a lot of gold those days confused , I don't have a specific username, but I can pretend to be the bigg3st n3b on Ga14 iF U wan.

Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 3:12 pm

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I didn't think I would ever "have" to re-call those embarassing moments with newbs. stressed The biggest newb that I can remember was me: Who had no idea what I was doing on gaia, wore female clothes by accident, and thought 2000 gold was a lot of gold those days confused , I don't have a specific username, but I can pretend to be the bigg3st n3b on Ga14 iF U wan.

Thats more of a newbie. Theres a diffrence. Noobs choose to not for lack of better wording evolve into gaians. Newbies are jsut new.

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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:44 pm

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I didn't think I would ever "have" to re-call those embarassing moments with newbs. stressed The biggest newb that I can remember was me: Who had no idea what I was doing on gaia, wore female clothes by accident, and thought 2000 gold was a lot of gold those days confused , I don't have a specific username, but I can pretend to be the bigg3st n3b on Ga14 iF U wan.

Thats more of a newbie. Theres a diffrence. Noobs choose to not for lack of better wording evolve into gaians. Newbies are jsut new.

Well I met a guy today in Zomg who wanted to talk to everyone, who acted like a newb for sure, but I didn't want to post a pic of him there because: It's just mean making fun of people. I wouldn't want to do that out of the same respect that I wouldn't want someone making fun of me if I was a newb.

That would be degrading of myself.

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 5:07 am

I've had incidents where noobs have followed me around constantly yelling "Hey" about 5-6 times before I officially tell them to screw off. Really ticks me off how they don't get the hint on how I do not wish to speak to them when I clearly walk away. I don't want to be viewed as a total Jerk but sometimes they force me to.

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Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:20 pm

♥.♥.♥____The Ᵽรկƈɧø says...

»»»I have a new story. I was noob-watching today, right? And then this noob pops up. So I start raping him. Usually the noobs just don't react or they're freaked out. But this one starts shouting, "OBBY! OH YES! DO ME HARDER!" Sooo... I get freaked out and walk away.... Then he comes back. And rapes me.

"I WILL KILL YOU!" I yell, and chase after him.

Then he starts chasing me, shouting, "I LOVE YOU!" D: Eventually I got away....but then five minutes later he came back as a Tapir. And his name was Tippy_the_Tapir... I'm starting to think he's not even a noob.

"I'M BACK BBY!" he announced, but I would have nothing to do with it. I ran for my life. I left for a bit, then came back. Finally I was free! ;A;

Then later....I was hiding in a tree for no apparent reason. This noob came up and asked me if I would come out so he could see me.

"Nope, I'm just a tree," I kept saying. XD He was persistent...

And then, finally, finally, he gave up and said, "b***h! b***h!" And ran away like a baby. D:< I hope somebody reports him.

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:01 pm

*Dies of laughter*

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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:00 pm

I REMEMBER THAT!!! I was part of that newb watching! Sammy was scared. Lol

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