The First Jump
This is the first issue of the first jump. A manga fan magazine, post, blog, thing that tells you whats new in some of the best manga and anime.
Naruto
What's new in the naruto world you ask?
Well we have three things to tell you.
Well we have three things to tell you.
Genius Freaks Out Over Evil Freak
Shikimaru was seen running during the chunin exam because Garaa is an "Evil Freak". Garaa later attempted to kill shikimaru but used killing an injured boy named Rock Lee as an excuse, Shikimaru was unavailabe for comment. More on this story later.
Rock Lees "rock" dilema
Rock Lee, an innocent boy, 14...ish went to the docter tuesday. He was getting a mandatory physical to enter the Ninja acadamey when his docter, an elder student named Neji(who'da thunk it), Broke the horrible news. Rock Lee was impatent. "It's a medical condition where the male cannot get a boner." Explained Neji. "It happens when a male has suffered from sexual trauma." Might Guy was unavailable for comment.
Kakashi's Crack Case
Kakashi is a well know junin known as the copy ninja, he's also the son of the famed "White Wolf" ninja. But how many times has this man cried wolf. "Way to many times, Believe it!" says Naruto, one of Kakashi's students. "All the time, but that's just master Kakashi isn't it?" Says Sakura, another student of Kakashi's. The producers of "The First Jump" sent our snoop undercover to find out why Kakashi has such a high fib rate. The snoop found our answer when he saw Kakashi talking to a tree. As it turns out, Kakashi wasn't really lieing, no, he was actualy extreamly high on crack-cocaine(No wonder his dad was called the White Wolf, lol). Kakashi is currently being held in an Anbu holding cell for questioning. More on this story later
Next Issue Inuyasha
Does Inuyasha need house training? Found out next issue
