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Bumblebee parody

Bumblebee's bringing sexy back
those other cons dont know how to act yeah
he think its special whats behind your back
So turn around and he'll pick up the slack
he'll take ya to the bridge

[Bridge]
Dirty bee
You see these shackles baby hes my slave
I get to whip him if he mis behaves
Its just no one makes him feel dis way

[skip to verse 2]
Bumble bee's bringing sexy back
Them other cons dont know how to act
Comeon let him make up for the things ya lack
cause hes burning up hes gotta get it fast

[verse 3]
Bumble bee's bringing sexy back
them other cons watch while he attacks
If thats your con you better watch yer back
Cause itll burn up for bee and thats a fact

I remembered black skies
The lightning all around me
I remembered each flash
As time began to blur
Like a startling sign
That fate had finally found me
And your voice was all I heard
That I get what I deserve

So give me reason
To prove me wrong
To wash this memory clean
Let the floods cross
The distance in your eyes
Give me reason
To fill this hole
Connect this space between
Let it be enough to reach the truth that lies
Across this new divide

There was nothing inside
The memories left abandoned
There was nowhere to hide
The ashes fell like snow
And the ground caved in
Between where we were standing
And your voice was all I heard
That I get what I deserve

So give me reason
To prove me wrong
To wash this memory clean
Let the floods cross
The distance in your eyes
Across this new divide

In every loss in every lie
In every truth that you deny
And each regret and each goodbye
Was a mistake too great to hide
And your voice was all I heard
That I get what I deserve

So give me reason
To prove me wrong
To wash this memory clean
Let the floods cross
The distance in your eyes
Give me reason
To fill this hole
Connect this space between
Let it be enough to reach the truth that lies
Across this new divide
Across this new divide
Across this new divide

*Linkin Park whee

Rejected...
Since day one...
My name is...
Basterd Son...
Ive been damned..
So many times ive lost count!

Blue Collar...
Working Man...
Devises...
Masterplan...
Bi-polar..
With a mental side...Arm...
Im sick...
And... Im twisted...

Im broken,
You cant fix it...
Dont make me!
Cause Ill do it..
Red button and we'll all go...

Into the river below...
Running from Inferno..
They'll think im insane..
But ya'll dont know my name...

Into the river below...
Running from Inferno..
Ill take all the blame...
The front page and the blame...

Contraption made from nuts and bolts...
Creates the new monster...
To burn your family tree down...
Tick-tocking..
Times up now..
Split second...
The world frowns...
Lonely heart...
Never had nobody...

Im sick...
And... Im twisted...

Im broken,
You cant fix it...
Dont make me!
Cause Ill do it..
Red button and we'll all go...

Into the river below...
Running from Inferno..
They'll think im insane..
But ya'll dont know my name...

Into the river below...
Running from Inferno..
Ill take all the blame...
The front page and the blame...
Ill take all the blame...
The front page and the fame...

Into the river Below!
Into the river Below!
Into the river Below!
Into the river Below!

Into the River Below...
Im running from the Infernooo....
They'll think im insane...
But ya'll dont know my name...

Into the river below...
Running from Inferno..
Ill take all the blame...
The front page and the blame...

Yea,
Ill take all the blame...
The front page and the blame...
They'll think im insane...
But ya'll dont know my name.........



Billy Talent- River Below x3

Read it and laugh.

j**z in my Pants - Lonely Island

Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hands, skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry

Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
The whole night what we've got in store
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I j**z in my pants

This really never happens you can take my word
I won't apologize
That's just absurd
Mainly your fault for the way that you dance
And now I j**z in my pants
Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut
Plus it's your fault
You were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive
Some would say that's a plus
Now I'll go home and change

I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heartbroken, not lookin' for love
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
The checkout counter and I saw her face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never thought that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked cash or credit
And I jizzed in my pants

It's perfectly normal
Nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a cleanup
On aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance
Because I jizzed in my pants
To be fair
You were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans makes me
Bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing
I'm gonna pay by check

Last week, I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang
And I jizzed in my pants

Speeding in the street, when the red lights flash
Need to get away, need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you
And I j**z in my pants

The next day
My alarm goes off
And I j**z in my pants

Open my window and a breeze rolls in
And I j**z in my pants

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense
I jizzed in my pants

I just take a grape
And I j**z in my pants

I went to. . .
Ok seriously you guys, can we. . . . ok?

I j**z right in my pants
Every time you're next to me
And when we're holdin hands
Its like havin sex with me
You say I'm premature
I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times
Its a necessity
Cuz I j**z in my pants
(I j**z in my pants, I j**z in my pants (x3))
Yes I j**z in my pants
(I j**z in my pants, I j**z in my pants)