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The Lion King (from the movie and outside resources)

Once upon a time there was lion named Ahadi. and he and his "wife" Uru had two children named Taka and Mufasa. As the brothers grew up the gained distinct personalities. Taka was rebelious, and during a tussle with a wildebeast he got cut on his eye and was given the nick-name scar. Mufasa was honorable and was chosen to take the crown after his father, the king, seized to be.

Of course Scar was unhappy about this and being the drama king that he is he left pride rock to live on a cave in a ledge where he played with mice and picked on hyenas. The hyenas liked scar because he was a tough guy who promised them food in return for their loyalty. So scar became their king. but they laughed at him. because thats what they do.

Meanwhile, Mufasa became king of the pride lands and he and his "wife" Sarabi had a baby boy that they named Simba. Then Rafiki, the crazy monky, pulled an MJ and held the baby over the side of the rock and then put dirt on his face. Jerk. Even through these horrible circumstances Simba grew and learned about the great "circle of life" and how lions eat gazelles but then they die and turn into grass so the gazelles eat them too . . . wtf? Mufasa was a great father and king and he greatly influenced his son until one day when simba had a chat with the monkeys uncle himself, scar. Scar told simba about the cool elephant graveyard and simba was like "woa cool, i wanna die! yay!" so he got his friend Nala and he sang about being king, and LSD, and all that technicolor stuff. Then they went to the graveyard got laughed at by hyenas, and then mufasa comes to the rescue and ROARS and they all go home. But nala thought simba was "really brave" and when your a cute baby lion thats all that really matters.

Anyways scar tells simba to work on that meow of a roar of his so he does and then this stanpede of wildebeasts rush through. I guess theyre hungry or want to give taka another scar, idk. But simba thinks its his fault. Bad things happen and BOOM mufasa is dead. Everyone cries and simba is rejected.

Simba is almost dead but the magic of the dried up dessert land brings and friendly worthog and meercat (what?) to his aid. They take him to shelter and make him eat bugs and sing about farts and "they all sleep together in a real pile" (as opposed to a fake pile ?) It makes you wonder how simba can still be striaght. I dont think it will last. Anyways later Nala shows up. She just happens to be in the neighbor hood. "Hey woa woa woa i love you now" Yup that about it. I can feel the love tonight. I guess they didnt know the consequence was KIARA. tsk tsk tsk.

Simba and Nala go back to the pride lands and meanly kill scar. He is so misunderstood . . . and not dead, but thats another story. So then everyones happy and WOA BABY what did i say about Kiara? Shes there in the end of the movie. That was fast.


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