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Ok this will be new. Since it takes less research than "think you know it"s i may make a few of these. They're just for fun so don't take offense

The Hunchback of Notre Dame


Once upon a time there was a rapist posing as a priest (Ok what was frollo really? idk). He had a thing for gypsies so he found one and i guess her hair didnt smell good so he threw her on the steps (It was easy to kill people back then) and was about to throw the baby in the well when a pang of sympathy hit him (Oh crap, i'd rather not go to hell - frollo) So instead of killing the deformed child he deceded to keep him in the bell tower and let him ring the bells and serve him lunch. Ah and if he was really good he got to say the alphabet! (A is for abomination . . .) Well that Frollo is such a sweetie isnt he! Anyways Frollo doesnt age (Perhaps he's some sort of scary vampire? i mean his face is all angular and rockish too . . .) Thats beside the point! Theres a festival, and this gypsie girl must have a death wish because she decides to dance seductively to Frollo! - FACE PALM - no no no - OVER EXAGGERATED FACE PALM - IDIOT! Then she leaves her scarf with him. who know what he's gonna do with that! So now Frollo REALLY wants her. As do the other characters in the movie but they outstandingly more reasonable than frollo's "BE MINE FOR BURN!" hows that for a pick-up line? So anyways the mean goat gargoyles decide it would be fun to get quazi's hopes up and say "Oh yea Esmarelda wants you! Your so unique, naw she doesnt like the hot blondie that looks like John Smith, why would she like the stereotypical Disney love interest" stare Well Anyways the good guys run away, the jester guy goes from good to bad to good until you dont know what he is but hes still CREEPY! and the bad guys catch the good guys. Frollo uses the "be mine or die" on esmarelda again and IT DOESNT WORK . . imagine that rolleyes then Quazi saves everybody and they all live happily ever after.


(i actually really like this movie)

Exactly! Good movies are the best to make fun of!

I suppose your right biggrin

I know, the others are kinda lame. When i do lk2 it should be better. i have to have strong feelings about the movies and i did the hunchback one right after i watched it so im sure that helped.

I think Frollo is one of the most intense disney characters, and this movie was fantastic simply for the issues it deals with, this is not just a kids movie, kids can have fun with it and will miss most of the more mature parts, but adults can also definitely get into this movie ((cough, not like that))
Hellfire, is definitely one of the best villain songs just because its not all about how evil the villain is or how the evil scheme is gonna work, etc. but rather its a song of conflict within Frollo himself ((insert sexual joke here))

Excellent summary by the way.

Love to clopin! :3