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PostPosted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:52 am


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Twilight Fangirl(Twihards) Attacks!

From: usedtissue on twilightsucks.proboards.com

OK, I don't hate Twilight. But I'm not in love with it either. Heres what happened. At lunch today every single girl at the table is talking about Twilight. I try to tell them about the crazed fan girl attacks that have been going on lately (which is making me dislike the series more and more). One of the girls actually tried to talk some sense into ME! She tried to explain that the Fan girls were just angry. And I said, "If people who don't like Twilight, get on obsessed fan girls nerves that much Twilight should be destroyed!" Some of the girls at my table understood. Some got really pissed. One of the girls marched off steaming. I thought I had made my point. But of course in Algebra I went to go sharpen my pencil, and that girl who marched off was in my class. she came up behind me and tried to slit my throat with a shank! She screamed "How dare you say Twilight should be destroyed!" Now, I had to do something. So I took my pencil out of the sharpener and stabbed her in the side (thank god i had already sharpened my pencil or she wouldn't have felt the stab). She lost concentration for a second or two, so she could look at the pencil sticking out of her. Without such a strong grasp, i was able to break free. By now students were restraining her as she kicked and screamed. She was expelled, but I got after school detention for defending myself (our principal is a a**)! If you were about to die, Would you fight back? So I'm talking over the detention with my idiot principal, back to the matter at hand, Has the world gone mad? Its a book! Nobody should obsess like that. I mean god! She tried to kill me! Because I said that the fan girls are really hurting people? That just proves my point.

From: Noodle Girl (same site)

I'm the only person on my block that likes writing stories. I'm actually taking a break from college so that I could take the time to write a novel. Now, Twilight was at my university, too. It was annoying to all hell, but I could deal. I get back to my neck of the woods and Twilight has spread like freaking wild fire. Well, I wasn't going to yell at them and say they were stupid for liking the book. It's their thing. They can like it if they want.
Well, I'm at the community center with my laptop working on character bios and histories. In comes Beth and her copy of Breaking Dawn. I didn't say anything. I didn't make a face. She just sat across from me and started reading. At first, all was well and I didn't think she was a rabid....Then this happens.

Beth: Have you read the Twilight series?
Me: Yeah.
Beth: Isn't it amazing?
Me: (Shrug) It was okay.
Beth: (eyes narrow): Okay?
Me: It wasn't my thing. {Note that I didn't say it sucked or its awful or anything like that. I just said I wasn't into it.}
Beth; (angry) Not your thing? b***h, this is genius.
Me; Hey! What's with the language?
Beth: You're lying. You didn't read the book. How could you not like it?!
Me: I didn't say-
Beth: (nodding her head all crazy-like) Uh-huh. I got something for you, puta. (if someone could tell me what puta means, I'd appreciate it.)
Me: (confused) What? I don't understand.
Beth: I bet you like that Harry Potter s**t.
Me: Not really.
Beth: ******** YOU!!!
Me: Huh-
Beth: Shut the ******** up! You better watch your back b***h. (pulls out switchblade) Before this meets your throat.

I flew out of there so fast I almost broke my neck. I mean, she can't be serious right? Over a book? I didn't even say anything!

From: Willow: Daughter of the Dusk (same site)

I'm not even joking. This random girl at a local bookstore near where I live got pissed when she asked me whether or not Twilight was my favorite book and I said "No."

That's all I said. "No." I wasn't mean. I didn't say it with a tone. I told her I liked Meg Cabot's The Mediator Series better.

Then she followed me outside, called me a "hater" and threw an effing brick at my head.

From: Rebii (same site)

Okay, so I just want to say that I'm not a Twilight Hater, in fact I like the series. I read it looong before it was popular though, and what I do hate is how popular it's gotten and how suddenly EVERYONE knows about it.

I was re-reading a Harry Potter book in class (I like Harry Potter, shoot me) because we had a substitute teacher that didn't know what work we were supposed to be doing, so she left us to our own devices. Alicia, a girl in my class who I don't know that well comes up to me.

Her: Oh, Harry Potter? Does that mean you like Twilight?
Me: Yeah, it's pretty good.
Her: It's fantastic!
Me: I wouldn't go that far. I mean it's a good series, but it doesn't deserve all the hype it's gotten.
Her: Excuse me?
Me: What?
Her: Listen, I don't know what planet you're from, but Stephenie Meyer is a genius!
Me: No, she isn't. She's an average author, who wrote an average book!

She just stares at me angrily for quite a while, then obviously seeming to have decided on something, wrapped her hands around my throat. Shocked, my hand automatically shot up and hit her across the face. She continued to choke me, and out of anger and panic I kicked her square in the stomach. She released her grip and fell back against a table. Furious, I ran towards her and slapped her multiple times.

Finally my classmates tore me off of her and the substitute took me and the b***h up to the principal, where she got a weeks detention and I got two days. Not bad I guess, seeing as I made her bleed a little.

I knew there were violent Twi-tards out there, but I didn't think they were this common!

From: Danni (same site)

Our school journalism team makes a monthly magazine with various topics. The newest issue came out today and featured two opposing views of Breaking Dawn. Curious, I read them over. The Breaking Dawn supporter rambled on about how the series' ending left her breathless >.> and later says....

Quote:
The Twilight saga will be the first of many modern American classics in decades.

After wanting gouge my eyes out with a spork, I laughed in agreement with the anti Breaking Dawn side. The writer (who I know from book club) brings up many of the same points presented here, and called Breaking Dawn a literary piece of trash.

Then the fantards came, they were fairly pissed after reading the anti article. On my way out of last period, there was a big crowd around the lunch room. I'm sure you can guess what happened....Three twitards were beating the hell out of the anti article writer. While calling her a b***h, one actually screamed "HOW DARE YOU INSULT STEPHENIE'S WRITING!"

*sigh* Stephenie Meyer should be ashamed of her fan base, this is bat s**t insane.

[Edit: 10/30]
Sorry for not updating everyone sooner, I've been sick and out of school for the past few days.
Anyway, Justice has been served, to some extent.
After I left school on Friday, the three girls were taken to a juvenile facility, and are currently serving suspension, though I'm not sure how long it is.
The girl who wrote the article said she was doing fine, she had to get a few stitches above her eyebrow and her lip was split. (0_0)
She said everything seemed to happen too fast for her to even make sense of what was going on when they attacked her.
Also, I was told that on Monday, the administrators gave the whole school an hour long lecture on how we have freedom of speech.
It's good to know she is doing alright though.

a list of more
from smallest to biggest

SLAP ON THE WRIST:

Punched. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....lay&thread=3223
Book brick'd. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....lay&thread=5111
Wished Miscarriage. http://www.amazon.com/For-The-Lurker-Lil....asin=031606792X
Cussed out. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....lay&thread=5083
Cussed out. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....lay&thread=6144
Slapped. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....lay&thread=6165
Smacked with book. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=6209
Dueled. It counts. http://twilightsucks.proboards81.com/ind....lay&thread=6285
Smacked. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....lay&thread=6682
Punched repeatedly. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=6759
Whacked. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....lay&thread=6949
Sexual Harassment. [I need to find this one, wait...]
Ripped Hoodie. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=8508
Ninja Stars. *wheeze* http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=8702
Creeeeeepy.... http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=9471
Destroyed papers. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....lay&thread=9655
If there was ever a reason to kill... http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=9939
Bit. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....ay&thread=10595
Shunk'd hard drive. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....ay&thread=10573
A bridge. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....ay&thread=10748

Mopsy. Mopsy. Mopsy. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....ay&thread=12055
Pudding. Pudding. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....ls&thread=16079

POLICE WORTHY:

Slapped and stomped. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....lay&thread=4699
Cigarette burn. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....lay&thread=4776
Truck keyed. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....lay&thread=1164
Punch to the man-bits. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....ead=4757&page=1
Stalked. http://twilightsucks.proboards81.com/ind....lay&thread=5942
Chased. http://twilightsucks.proboards81.com/ind....lay&thread=5937
Attacked. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=6060
Attacked. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....lay&thread=6106
Attacked. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=1183
Pushed down stairs. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=6258
Harassed. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=6363
Smacked. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=6949
Threats. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....lay&thread=7241
More Harassment. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....lay&thread=7382
Attacked. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=2752
Pushed down. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....lay&thread=8460
Punched in the jaw. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....lay&thread=8499
Man-bits PARTE DEUX. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....lay&thread=8712
Hit with Bible, beat up. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=9470
Whipped w/cord. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=9292
Phone Harassment. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=9394
Attacked. http://twilightsucks.proboards81.com/ind....ead=8231&page=3
A small bunch. http://twilightsucks.proboards81.com/ind....ead=8231&page=1
Hit with book. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....2&page=1#184301
Stairs Return. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....lay&thread=9919
Attacked. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....ay&thread=10045
Harass and a kick. http://www.twilightsucks.proboards81.com....ay&thread=10818

...FELONY:

Beat with a bat. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....lay&thread=5095
Scratched eye. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....lay&thread=5143
Threatened with knife. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....lay&thread=5156
Broken arm. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....ead=4783&page=1
Broken toes. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=4936
Jumped. http://twilightsucks.proboards81.com/ind....lay&thread=2643
Beat up. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....lay&thread=6268
Brick thrown at head. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=2938
Choked. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=6445
Attempted drowning. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=6459
Chair. Hulk Hogan style. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=7048
Sexual Harassment. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=7729
Attempted throat-slitting. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....ay&thread=10045
Broken Ankle. http://twilightsucks.proboards81.com/ind....ay&thread=10594

MURDER, OH JEESUS:
(none, yet thank god)

This note is so much bigger than it should be.


Honestly, this woman has begun the massacure if the vampire genre. Twilight is NOT a novel and does NOT have the right to be a best seller. It is phyically painful to read due to overdoseing in 'Mary-Sue'-ness. She is THE stereotypical fanigirl: overweight, mentally under age, and wrote this beacuse she had a dream about it and her fangirl brain thought it was actually worth getting PUBLISHED. SRSLY. Just write an OC fanfiction, shut the ******** up, and GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE. Even Robert freaking Pattinson even said, and I quote,

"It was like reading her sexual fantasy, especially when she said it was based on a dream and it was like, ‘Oh I’ve had this dream about this really sexy guy,’ and she just writes this book about it. Like some things about Edward are so specific, I was just convinced, like, ‘This woman is mad. She’s completely mad and she’s in love with her own fictional creation.’ And sometimes you would feel uncomfortable reading this thing. It’s kind of a sick pleasure in a lot of ways."

Is there a reason that Bella is apparently ABSOLUTLY PERFECT? The only flaw within her character is being really clumsy, but that inly ADDS to the annoyingness of her. Srsly. Worse than My Immortal. In summation, this book is like a fanfiction gone horribly, horribly HORRILBY wrong. Go read something by Anne Rice or Bram Stoker and LEAVE ME ALONE.  
PostPosted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:53 am


You don't have to tag, sorry i originally posted this as a note on facebook.

o o l3ubbles o o
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o o l3ubbles o o
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:57 am


You don't have to tag, sorry i originally posted this as a note on facebook.
PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 6:30 pm


It's not just her writing that I hate, but what it's become!


pianos

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o o l3ubbles o o
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:48 pm


i dislike her writing, i find it bad. and it's annoying how it got blown up and out of proportion with all this attention, while goof books haven't even been looked at.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 7:56 pm


I agree. There are some books where I think, "Why isn't everyone reading this?" And then there's Twilight.


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MiNOKii2

PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 2:00 pm


and so the lion fell on love with the lamb...



:O something like that happend to me! i was at lunch telling my friend that i didnt like twilight (this was the movie, the first twilight related thing i saw) and this girl stands up holding a fork and says "you say that one more time and ill kill you with this fork!" then she sat down. i was all like okay, you-you do that. then apperently she told every1 else and all of the twi fans were all like "kill u with a fork!"and "kill you with a spoon!" and like a week later i slaped one girl who gave me another death threeat. it wasnt even that hard!it was more like a some-waht hard cheek pat. she grabbed my hair a pulled it so hard i fell down. then i waas like wtf? then she started crying and told a teaches i slaped her!


*loin eats lamb* Oh s**t, the lamb!
PostPosted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 3:33 pm


THERE IS A TWILIGHT FAN CLUB IN MY SCHOOL AND WHEN I SAID I DIDNT LIKE TWILIGHT THE GIRL STALKED ME ALL DAY AND TWISTED MY ARM AND IT HURT LIKE HELL!!!! WORST PART IS THAT THE TEACHERS SUPPORTED THAT s**t!!!!

I-AM-GONE-HEH


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 10:34 pm


@__@ Holy muffins! If I was assaulted by one of them crazy wacked-out fanatics, I think I'd break something of theirs. Very possibly their wrist.
Not if it was pushing or anything, but I take assault of my person very seriously. @__@
PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 10:37 pm


LOLLENON IS IN THE ANTI TWILIGHT GUILD.

WTF.

WIN.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 10:37 pm


xD Hahahaha. How are you, Shane?
PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 10:38 pm


Good. : D
Kinda bored, though.
How about you?

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 10:41 pm


So bored that I'm actually consitering having a new Assassin character of mine in another guild have a long walk through the city.

And I mean long as in 'leik, 5 b4gi11i0n p4g3s!!1!!!1!!Looololol1337!!1!!1!Lol!!!!111!1!11'
....
*Cough* Ahem.
....

But seriously, I am considering writing a huge 1000+ post about that. @___@
PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 10:42 pm


LOL. Funny how boredom makes us do weird s**t we'd never even consider otherwise, eh? xD

But, how would you even be able to write that much about a walk through the city? xD

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