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krusnix

PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 3:15 pm


okay, so on saturday, i believed the 21, the second day of new moon coming out, i was forced to watch new moon with my cousins. so i went there late about ten minutes and the seats were all fill up. so my cousins and i walked to the top section and saw that there were three seats left, enough for three of us. so we sat downn, not realizing what's going on, i decided to lean back and endure one and a half hour of torture of the movie. i was so bored so i glanced around the theatre. by the glimpse of light from the movie, and the sound of laughter, and gasping, and eeping, i realized that majority of people in there were middle-age women, even the one sat next to me. the lady that sat next to me was really irritate me, she was gasping when the edward leaving bella, and eeping when the half naked werewolf pack appears. i was just sitting there and being pissed off by not even have anychance to pay any attention to the part that i could make fun of later. Damn! stressed
PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 5:05 pm


Oh, I can SO picture that! A bunch of Middle Aged women trying to share in Middle-aged woman Smeyer's Sex Dream.
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Lumanny the Space Jew

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 9:24 pm


I know a middle aged woman who has been trying to turn her bedroom into her version of Bella and Edward's honeymoon suite. YUCK. I don't get it. Let that be a lesson to all, pay attention to your life, make it turn out happy, so you don't end up with some infantile fantasy being the highlight of your life!
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