Dear Mr. Deer,
While I apreciate your interest in my car, and can fully understand wanting to connect with things outside of our norm, I must say that standing in the middle of the road and then CHARGING my car with your antlers and all that was not in your best interests, my best interests, or my car's best interests. And I must say that your willingness to come to my car and sniff it after I hydroplaned into a ditch which convieniently had a large tree located dead center was not only a cruel and unusual way of saying "HA HA b***h, POWN!!!" but was also a slightly ironic touch to the whole car meant to hit deer scenario...wherein the human typically steps away from their original situation of sitting in a car, and checks over the deer.
Now with all this in mind I must say that I am both appauled and impressed with your arrogance, your touch for satire, and your capability to figure out exactly where the giant puddle in the road is, AND your ability to stand directly in front of it there by causing car accidents. However I must also say that it is probably not in your best interests to make a hobby out of this. People in my area (and yours) may not be as generous as I am, they have a tendency to run deer over, and even shoot them.
So now I leave you to your thoughts with this simple message
IF I EVER FIND YOUR POINTY a** I'M GOING TO TAKE UP HUNTING. NO, ******** THAT, I'M GOING TO TAKE YOUR a** TO COURT AND MAKE YOU PAY FOR THE DAMMAGES DONE TO MY CAR! GO AHEAD, STAND IN THE ROAD AGAIN! b***h I WILL KNOCK YOUR a** DOWN!!!!
with love
Skooshie
