There are a surprising number of people who claim to be "literate" and yet cannot effectively describe their character's actions during combat, or are simply ineffective all around. Godmoding, poorly-made characters, refusal to adapt to the story as it's presented; many are the jackasses who can't seem to get it through their heads that these things ain't acceptable.

So kiddies it's come to pass that I put my services forward as a teacher. I'm willing to instruct those who come to me in the fine art of kicking a**--a subject that I'm adept at expressing thoroughly. I have thirteen years of experience and am not afraid to speak my mind, tell you what the hell you're doing wrong, and whether or not you're a hopeless mess to begin with. If you're taking the time to actually read this and you've been sent to me odds are you might be salvageable! If not, well, get the hell out of my dojo.

Some people call me Kanzy; some people call me "a*****e". Still others think I'm just "that endearing b*****d", so it helps to approach me with a broad sense of humor and an equally open point of view. I'm very much a no-nonsense, getting-to-the-point, focused individual. In other words if you're a whiny crybaby we're not going to get along.

Services I provide:
Basic roleplaying instruction; examples and critiques to more or less set you off your path of suckery.

Combat instruction; as above, but specifically the writing of intricate and detailed roleplayer vs. roleplayer combat, beginning with the simple act of dissuading the notion that "winning" is somehow important.

Sparring; know your s**t but just want to have a friendly spar? Or maybe you're a little rusty or want to try out a few things you never got the opportunity to elsewhere. I'm here to help.

Character profiles/balancing; I also critique character profiles and jutsu. I excel at balancing characters and ensuring that everyone is on an equal playing field... if only conceptually.