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lets make a list of blond jokes(or other funny things)

Light56

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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 6:06 pm

ok what's your best blond joke or whatever funny thing u came up with?

mine-
what's the differance between a blond n a mosquito?

ANSWER---when u hit a mosquito it stops sucking rofl

btw i don't mean to hurt anyone's feeling...plus i'm a dirty blond guy

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 6:09 pm

i feel lonely....(singing to self)....first confused ninja

Light56

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B u n n e h s a u r -x

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Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 6:12 pm

Lmao. (;
I has one. O:
A blonde is drinving a red head to the airport, they pass a sign that said 'airport left' so the blonde turned around and left. (:

Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 12:14 am

No offense to anyone!!

1: What's the best way to kill a blond?
A: Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

2: How do you make a blond even more dizzy?
A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to spit in a corner.

3: Why do blond girls have bruises around their belly buttons?
A: Because blond guys aren't that smart either.

4: How do you know a blond has been in your office?
A: There is white-out on your computer screen.

5: What happened to the blond ice hockey team?
A: They drowned at spring training.

6: How do you make a blond laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

7: What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year's hide and seek champion.

8: What's the difference between a blond and an ironing board?
A: It's quite difficult opening the legs of an Ironing Board. (( XD That one is dirtttty LOL ))

9: Do you know why the blond got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.

10: How did the blond break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.

LittleBoxLynn

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Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 3:22 pm

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A:pull off the top and throw it back

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 6:50 am

How do you drown a blonde?

Answer :
Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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CasseyLee

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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:41 am

so there'sa blonde a brunette and a red head...they robbed a bank!
brunette says:Quick climb in the tree
they get in the tree
Brunette:meow
Red:tweet
Blonde:Moo!!

oh heres another
a BLonde walks into PC world to by curtain for her laptop..the cashier asks her why she wants curtains for her laptop..???
and the blonde says DUH! because it has windows.....hahaha

ok so a blonde is talking to her mom on her cell phone
Blonde:CRAPPPP!!! i lost my phone mom i'll call you back! *hangs up*

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