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 Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 3:05 pm
I would never give Smeyer more money by buying one, but if I could only get my hands on a copy of Twilight, I would keep it by my toilet and tear out the pages one by one as needed for wiping my a**.
Discuss what you would do if you could only get your hands on a copy of Twilight.
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:07 pm
-steps back-
Teheeheeheehuhuhuhur! >w>
That sure is going as far as gross
for Twilight hatred.
Hmmm I would doodle all over the
pages and dunno, I don't really focus
much on something unless it really pisses
me off. >.<
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:44 pm
Twilight is not good enough to get any where near my butt
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 5:38 pm
Place by the Harry Potter series. HP will know what to do next.
Ah... scratch that. I don't want Twi germs on the HP book.
I guess I'll have to do the boring ol' burning.
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:02 pm
...What else? Go through it and correct all the errors with a red pen, as if I was helping a friend with an assignment.
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 4:58 pm
Asuna6573 ...What else? Go through it and correct all the errors with a red pen, as if I was helping a friend with an assignment. Puh-lease. Do you honestly think there's enough Red Ink in the universe? And you'd likely go insane before you finished.
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:41 pm
Lumanny the Space Jew Asuna6573 ...What else? Go through it and correct all the errors with a red pen, as if I was helping a friend with an assignment. Puh-lease. Do you honestly think there's enough Red Ink in the universe? And you'd likely go insane before you finished. On the ink, probably not. As for going insane... Who said I WAS sane in the first place? biggrin
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:00 pm
Asuna6573 Lumanny the Space Jew Asuna6573 ...What else? Go through it and correct all the errors with a red pen, as if I was helping a friend with an assignment. Puh-lease. Do you honestly think there's enough Red Ink in the universe? And you'd likely go insane before you finished. On the ink, probably not. As for going insane... Who said I WAS sane in the first place? biggrin You'd probably just get so frustrated that you'd replace this ink in you pen the the red "ink" in Smeyer's veins.
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:52 pm
Asuna6573 Lumanny the Space Jew Asuna6573 ...What else? Go through it and correct all the errors with a red pen, as if I was helping a friend with an assignment. Puh-lease. Do you honestly think there's enough Red Ink in the universe? And you'd likely go insane before you finished. On the ink, probably not. As for going insane... Who said I WAS sane in the first place? biggrin Well, I suppose you've got me there.
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 12:55 pm
I would burn it in the fire, then i would burn everybody who likes it (gag)
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 12:57 pm
I want to kill meyers with that pen. Your not gonna have any ink left after her face.
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:25 pm
>;D This sounds like fun!
First, when I am walking home from the bookstore, it will fall out of my hand into a puddle :^D I will kick it, pick it back up and go home.
When I get home, I will tear out each page one by one and put them through a paper shredder. Once I have a big trashcan for of bloodsucking terrible, I will squirt maple syrup all over it. Then I will go into an abandoned forest and dig a 10 foot deep hole. Wanting the hole to be 15 feet, I give up and think of how twilight isn't worth it. I'd dump half of it in the hole. Then, I would go home and do paper mache with the scraps of paper and make a big sculpture of Taylor Laughtner... then I will burn it -_- Not even a sculpture of that f*****t deserves to live.
That being my first story, here is my second:
I make a big picture book out of it and have everyone be nekkid :^D Heehee... all the vampys will be small in places men do not like being small at ;D
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Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:48 pm
I think my sister paid 20 cents for her copy, a fitting price... you could buy a load of copies and bowl with them, or tear the pages out and use them for your bird cage or puppy training. And of course, let's not forget emergency tp (though the pages might be painful, and they might make your a** purple and sparkly).
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Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 5:12 pm
I BOUGHT A TWILIGHT BOOK AT BARNES N NOBLES. I LITERALLY TURNED ON THE FIREPLACE (REAL FIRE) AND WATCHED IT BURN. BEST SIGHT OF MY LIFE biggrin
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 9:04 pm
Hmmm, I've got a copy of the book right here... but it's my friends. If I had my own copy, than I would seriously consider outright burning it. Boring I know... but at least it would last a while. Or perhaps I would use it to scrape gum off the pavement or poo out of my pet's cage.
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