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 Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:07 pm
...and then....
...blasting music, like industrial metal on an acid trip....
..and then a voice kicks up.::
Look alive Crosshaven. Your radio has just gone through a metamorphosis and now it belongs to Blasphemi. You are listening to Crackradio on WTMI.......[inserts the WTMI station identification jingle, loops it, and ******** it up with twisting dials and warping special effects]
Over the next four hours I will own your ears, and by the end of it, you just might be certifiable....
Call me with your woes, your bitches your rants. I'm opening up the line for callers. Let's take our first victim.
That's 1-800-CRACK-ROCK. Hello you're on Crackradio.
((Please post your calls, one at a time. The only cranks I want are creative or interesting. We've been getting nothing but toilet jokes. Where's your wit, Crosshaven???))
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:45 pm
[ Message temporarily off-line ]
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:53 pm
[the sound of canned applause]
::little cooing kiddy voice:: Your first time using a telephone? You're a big boy now, aren't you?
[bouncy kiddy music plays]
Talk to me, what's your name? And what did you call to say?
[In the background, system of a down keys up: "Hey man, look at me rocking out, I'm on the radio."]
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 3:11 pm
*awkward silence
...erm, yes? No, wait, I mean no!
*more silence
...Is this a trick question? Okay in order...Yes, no, Aylen, Happy Birthday.
*sounds pleased with himself
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 2:19 am
Come on kid, jesus, you're making it way too easy on me.
[puts him on hold]
All right, hot topic of the hour: Blackmail. The Governor's been threatened with some photographs of his family. Now he has admitted that they exist, but he won't release them, or comment on what's actually in the pictures.
So that's the question of the hour, callers. What's in the pictures? I've got a top ten, and I want you to call in with your insights. Number's 1-800-CRACK-ROCK. Here we go.
### Picture Number 10: The tattoo on Nate's a**, that he got in a wild night in Gambino.
No, nobody wants to see that.
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 2:23 am
"Umm, hi, my name is AnaLee and I just wanted to say..."
A moment's pause, and then a loud fart is ripped in front of the phone receiver, followed by a *click* as the prank caller hangs up.
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 4:56 pm
(( xd ))
Natsuki whips out her cell phone, being the gossip-rag she is and dials the number.
*Pip-pi-pip-bip*
"Yo, Nate's REALLY got a tatoo? Is it a tatoo of Nick?" There's a howl of laughter, followed by a click as she hangs up.
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 9:14 pm
Yoshi Mage (( xd )) Natsuki whips out her cell phone, being the gossip-rag she is and dials the number. *Pip-pi-pip-bip* "Yo, Nate's REALLY got a tatoo? Is it a tatoo of Nick?" There's a howl of laughter, followed by a click as she hangs up.
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:25 pm
Dark_truth Yoshi Mage (( xd )) Natsuki whips out her cell phone, being the gossip-rag she is and dials the number. *Pip-pi-pip-bip* "Yo, Nate's REALLY got a tatoo? Is it a tatoo of Nick?" There's a howl of laughter, followed by a click as she hangs up. Just kidding! xd
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:51 pm
KalaMari Ten Tickles "Umm, hi, my name is AnaLee and I just wanted to say..." A moment's pause, and then a loud fart is ripped in front of the phone receiver, followed by a *click* as the prank caller hangs up.
Ok, we've got some articulate political commentary over here.
Who the ******** is screening our calls up in this b***h??
Picture #9: Nina Nevermore flashing her breasts for mardi gras beads, in a shot that Nate paid a king's ransom to keep out of Girls Gone Wild.
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:04 pm
Yoshi Mage (( xd )) Natsuki whips out her cell phone, being the gossip-rag she is and dials the number. *Pip-pi-pip-bip* "Yo, Nate's REALLY got a tatoo? Is it a tatoo of Nick?" There's a howl of laughter, followed by a click as she hangs up.
There's been speculation along these lines, but our sources say the tattoo is of a bishi merman coiled around a shotgun. So, you do the math.
Picture #8: Nate's mugshot from when he was found in the back alleys with a transvestite prostitute.
All right, Crosshaven, let's hear from you. What's in those pictures??? 1-800-CRACK-ROCK. Hello, you're on Crackradio....
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 5:11 am
Has anybody seen the pictures? Surely someone out there. Give me a call.
Picture #7: The late great Nicholi Nevermore smoking grass with Jane Fonda.
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