You are walking down a long hallway, admiring the beautiful paitings and plush furniture when you pass a red door with a handwritten sign that says, "Don't barge in without knocking!" You look at the door, curious as to what is inside, but leary of the sign's warning. You lightly rap at the door.
No answer.
You gather your courage and open the door slowly, lucklily the door is brand new, and doesn't creak. The room inside is large and flowing, there is a huge open bay window with light airy curtains floating in the breeze. You can hear the ocean from this room, and if you sit at the bay window, you can watch people lazily sun themselves on the beach.
The furniture in this room is large and overstuffed red leather, you plop down on a nearby couch to test the comfort. You nearly fall asleep upon sitting. Not wanting leave the comfort, you force yourself up and continue about the room.
You move onto the next room, which is slightly smaller and is gym themed. Punching bags and workout machines litter the room, and many posters of UFC kickboxing champions paper the walls. You suddenly fear that you have made a mistake by continuing on this far, but you calm your beating heart and your curiosity takes you into the bed room.
This luxurious room has a large canopy bed with the same flowing curtain material as the first room, and it gracefully dances in the wind of the open window; the bed itself is not made, the occupant seems to have been slightly lazy. There is a huge whirlpool tub that you can clearly see through the bathroom door, a large bottle of bubble bath gel sits next to it. You see some knick-knacks on a dresser, and you walk over to see them closer. Your hands seem to take a life of themselves, as you wonder what's in the top drawer, they open it automatically to reveal lace underthings.
"What the hell do you think you're doing, going through my underwear?!" A booming voice echoes throughout the room. You turn around quickly to try to explain, but as soon as you perform the about-face, you receive a well placed boot to the chest, knocking you backward against the wall. You open your eyes to see Tifa running at you, and you raise your hands in defense, and suddenly you feel as though you're choking. You lower your arms to see her boot at your throat.
"You! What are you doing in here? Can't you read? And what where you doing looking through my underwear?!"
You spend about 3 minutes rambling your excuse when she finally tires of you.
"If I catch you in here again," She begins with a large over-sweet smile that comforts you for a moment. "I will castrate you with a dull spoon."
You gulp, comfort ripped from your grasp, and you unconsciously cover your nether regions in fear.
You are thrown back out into the hallway, and she smiles sweetly at you again, suddenly becoming a different person. "Oh, don't forget hon, we're all going to the cabana tonight for some Mongolian BBQ! Dress hawaiian!" She laughs and closes the door behind her, leaving you out in the hallway confused and alone.
No answer.
You gather your courage and open the door slowly, lucklily the door is brand new, and doesn't creak. The room inside is large and flowing, there is a huge open bay window with light airy curtains floating in the breeze. You can hear the ocean from this room, and if you sit at the bay window, you can watch people lazily sun themselves on the beach.
The furniture in this room is large and overstuffed red leather, you plop down on a nearby couch to test the comfort. You nearly fall asleep upon sitting. Not wanting leave the comfort, you force yourself up and continue about the room.
You move onto the next room, which is slightly smaller and is gym themed. Punching bags and workout machines litter the room, and many posters of UFC kickboxing champions paper the walls. You suddenly fear that you have made a mistake by continuing on this far, but you calm your beating heart and your curiosity takes you into the bed room.
This luxurious room has a large canopy bed with the same flowing curtain material as the first room, and it gracefully dances in the wind of the open window; the bed itself is not made, the occupant seems to have been slightly lazy. There is a huge whirlpool tub that you can clearly see through the bathroom door, a large bottle of bubble bath gel sits next to it. You see some knick-knacks on a dresser, and you walk over to see them closer. Your hands seem to take a life of themselves, as you wonder what's in the top drawer, they open it automatically to reveal lace underthings.
"What the hell do you think you're doing, going through my underwear?!" A booming voice echoes throughout the room. You turn around quickly to try to explain, but as soon as you perform the about-face, you receive a well placed boot to the chest, knocking you backward against the wall. You open your eyes to see Tifa running at you, and you raise your hands in defense, and suddenly you feel as though you're choking. You lower your arms to see her boot at your throat.
"You! What are you doing in here? Can't you read? And what where you doing looking through my underwear?!"
You spend about 3 minutes rambling your excuse when she finally tires of you.
"If I catch you in here again," She begins with a large over-sweet smile that comforts you for a moment. "I will castrate you with a dull spoon."
You gulp, comfort ripped from your grasp, and you unconsciously cover your nether regions in fear.
You are thrown back out into the hallway, and she smiles sweetly at you again, suddenly becoming a different person. "Oh, don't forget hon, we're all going to the cabana tonight for some Mongolian BBQ! Dress hawaiian!" She laughs and closes the door behind her, leaving you out in the hallway confused and alone.
