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So right now I'm chatting with a girl from school (had to ask her about an English assignment) and somehow the conversation diverged into an argument on SMeyer, her writing, and my fish.
MC = me, Music and Chocolates
Mrs.Veronica Cullen <3 = her

[22:21] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): real men sparkle
[22:22] ~ MC ~: Why doesn't Mr Taylor [our Math teacher] sparkle? Hmm....
[22:24] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): cuz he&s too...dark....not racist, but it wouldn&t matter if he sparkled
[22:24] ~ MC ~: Lol I know I prolly wouldn't sparkle either... then again, I'm not a man
[22:25] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): unless u were a vampire
[22:30] ~ MC ~: I think I'll pass, thanks razz
[22:31] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): really?
[22:31] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): i would totally not pass up on being a vampire
[22:32] ~ MC ~: Maybe I'll be a wizard instead... and battle evil bald guys with red eyes
[22:32] ~ MC ~: I'm an HP girl as you can see
[22:33] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): ......
[22:33] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): u&d rather be a wizard than a vampire???
[22:33] ~ MC ~: Yup!
[22:33] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): wat if u were a gifted vampire???
[22:33] ~ MC ~: it depends on what gift...
[22:34] ~ MC ~: If it was reading minds or seeing the future then yes, but the other vamps have suckish gifts
[22:35] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): no
[22:35] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): if u had jane, alec, zafrina, kate, or bella, benjamin
[22:35] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): i mean
[22:35] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): come on
[22:35] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): those gifts don&t suck
[22:36] ~ MC ~: Well, I don't think I'd have much use for them in everday life even though some of them are kind of awesome
[22:36] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): exactly
[22:36] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): i mean
[22:37] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): if u get stalked
[22:37] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): then u could like
[22:37] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): u knoe
[22:37] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): do
[22:37] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): stuff....
[22:40] ~ MC ~: Hm, but if I was a wizard, I could do all sorts of stuff that a vampire with just one gift couldn't do
[22:41] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): yea but i mean
[22:41] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): vampires
[22:41] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): could eat the wizard
[22:41] ~ MC ~: Not if the wizard uses the Shield spell! xD
[22:42] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): but by then the vampire would hav sucked their blood already
[22:45] ~ MC ~: The wizard can use the sneakoscope to detect if the vampires were in the same vicinity and use the shield before they came

[22:46] ~ MC ~: (sorry lost connection thr 4 a moment)
[22:46] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): but vampires r so quick they wouldn't see it coming
[22:46] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): and there's no sneakoscope
[22:46] ~ MC ~: Yes there is!
[22:47] ~ MC ~: Read the Order of the Phoenix
[22:47] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): yea but tht's a book
[22:47] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): they don't hav tht in wizards of waverly place
[22:47] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): so there!
[22:47] ~ MC ~: But I thought we were in Harry potter land...?
[22:48] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): no!!!
[22:48] ~ MC ~: Weren't we?
[22:48] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): no
[22:48] ~ MC ~: Oh then what land were we in?
[22:49] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): modern world
[22:49] ~ MC ~: Yes, Harry Potter takes place in modern world
[22:49] ~ MC ~: He'd be 29 right now
[22:50] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): no
[22:50] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): harry potter's so old
[22:50] ~ MC ~: Half Blood Prince came out around Twilight
[22:51] ~ MC ~: in 2005
[22:51] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): yea but it totally bombed against twilight
[22:51] ~ MC ~: Oh yeah but SMeyer's writing is rubbish compared to what JK Rowling's created
[22:51] ~ MC ~: actually it's rubbish compared to anything my fish could write
[22:52] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): no way
[22:52] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): then ur fish is stupid
[22:52] ~ MC ~: IT'S DEAD
[22:52] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): exactly
[22:52] ~ MC ~: Way to mock the not-living
[22:52] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): it was thinking so hard it died
[22:53] ~ MC ~: Then if my fish was stupid and SMeyer's writing is rubbish compared to it, then SMeyer must be extra stupid
[22:53] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): no
[22:53] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): ur fish is dead
[22:53] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): think so hard it die
[22:54] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): it's a plantation
[22:54] ~ MC ~: Then SM musn't be thinking at all (she said so herself that she doesn't think when she writes)
[22:55] ~ MC ~: Even RPattz agrees that she's insane
[22:55] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): she's insane for not writing something like this sooner
[22:55] ~Mrs.Veronica Cullen~<3(L): duh
[22:55] ~ MC ~: “When I read it, I was convinced Stephenie was convinced that she was Bella, and it was like a book that wasn’t supposed to be published. It was like reading her sexual fantasy, especially when she said it was based on a dream and it was like, ‘Oh I’ve had this dream about this really sexy guy,’ and she just writes this book about it. Like some things about Edward are so specific, I was just convinced, like, ‘This woman is mad. She’s completely mad and she’s in love with her own fictional creation.’ And sometimes you would feel uncomfortable reading this thing. It’s kind of a sick pleasure in a lot of ways.” ~ Rob P

That's basically where it ended. She didn't have a good comeback and I had the last word. (Yay)

I wouldn't have had that many arguments against her if it weren't for your posts on SM's many fails. Thanks for that!

HAHA she is so blind to what ur saying [as are all twihards] she dosn't understand that SMeyer is an insane weirdo maniac that is in love with herself in a way

No Kidding! i used your stuff for a twilight debate in my english class(guess who's side won!) biggrin

*blinks* wow that was rly good r u on the debate team? i m not good at comebacks and neither is my mother we take things slow. BUT YOU KICKED THAT TWI-TARDS a**!!!!! I M SO PROUD!
seriously when i said twilight sucked, a twi-tard came up and called me an antard. when i said i just didnt like the books because it was bullshit because there is no good conflict and plot, she began screaming her little twi-luving head off.