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 Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:32 am
Simple rules:
I make a wish and the next person to post corrupts/crushes it. They make a wish and the poster after them crushes it, etc, etc...
I wish rabid fan boys would stop stalking me...
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 1:46 am
Rabid fan boys are hiding behind your trees.
I wish I did not have to go to work.
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:57 am
Granted, and you take a sick day and have the time of your life for one day and then it's back to work. Now because you didn't go to work that day you didn't meet the guy you were supposed to end up with and your child, which would have been the president and led us into a new golden age, was never born. Then the entire world is plunged even farther into poverty, wars, general disaster, ect. and it's all your falt.
I wish that this made sense:
My favorite number of the alphabet is green!
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:20 am
yellow is cooler and green is not an alphabet number in all languages so it does not make sense
i wish you a merry christmas
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:45 am
Granted, but Thanksgiving sucks.
I wish global warming did not exist...
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 3:20 pm
Let me be happy...it does not exist you are just inside the oven thats all
i wish i could wish for another wish...And your dreams will come true
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 3:30 pm
Granted, but only one of your wishes comes true.
I wish I had more Coca Cola....
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:13 pm
Granted, but the neighborhood hobo stole it from you so they aliens would stop controling his thoughts!
I wish these corruptions were way more original...or funny, or random...
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:33 pm
granted and within your wish you plunge to your death for them not being corrupted enough....
I wish i could live forever!!
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:45 pm
Granted but it rains bricks for the rest of eternity and the people you love blame you for it.
I wish they would make an orange and purple polka dotted hamburger just because...
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:51 am
Let me be happy...granted. but it is toxic and everyone arround you dies. Your fault!!!
i wish for the game to be won ...And your dreams will come true
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:13 pm
Granted, you win the game just this once. You lose all the other games you play though.
I wish I could do cool ninja stuff in a mini skirt...
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:28 pm
that would impossible, knowing that you would be stalked by insane perverts.
I wish I could get my driver's license without actually having to take the test. (I'm REALLY lazy.)
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:25 pm
Granted, but you get hit by the Oscar Meyer weiner van driving away from where you got your liscence because you forgot to look both ways before pulling out of the driveway.
I wish I had a blue talking muffin as a pet. His name would be Joe the blue muffin.. whee
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:40 pm
Granted, but then someone would eat him.
I wish I had X-ray vision. I just wanna know if it would make me see through my own eyelids. that would be cool, yet creepy.
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