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-Darkness_Complex-
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:06 pm


Outsider Missions: Please ignore our dearly departed friend Admiral Ackbar,

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and join us for fun and exciting adventures!

Atten-Hut!
Village: Any
Rank: D
Briefing: Recruitment time! If you would like to become a member of the notorious Hakumei organization, please meet with a Hakumei representative outside of your village and prepare for a world of adventure! 1
Requested team/member: Taking any and all applicants! 2

With My Little Eye...
Village: Any
Rank: C
Briefing: Do you like to take notes about the things around you? Then how about a rousing rendition of I Spy! Just write down all the things you 'spy' in your village and place your findings in an unmarked envelope. Deliver the envelop to a Hakumei Representative to win your prize! 3
Requested team/member: Anybody with a lust for knowledge. 2

Your It!
Village: Any
Rank: S
Briefing: Ever heard of tag? This game is an emulation of a childhood favorite! Just throw any pesky teachers, students or kage's into a bag and deliver your unknowing victim to an active Hakumei member. I promise we will take care of them. 4
Requested team/member: Anybody who is willing to play tag with us! 2

1: Amount of actual adventuring is subject to change based on whomever is providing the lulz at the moment. Be prepared to endure mind-numbing amounts of physical and mental labor for little to no reward. Death may or may not be a consequence of taking this mission, prepare to be used and abused like a pawn.
2: Looking for anybody who is secure enough in their choices not to bother reading the fine print.
3: Prizes include, but are not limited to: death by falling off a cliff, death by removal of intestines, death by supposed 'suicide attempt', death by bad jokes and many similar fates. Women who are pregnant or are planning to get pregnant would have to be out of there F*ing minds to claim this prize. Send your kids instead!
4 Take care of them can be roughly translated to interrogate and eventually kill our new hostage.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:16 pm


Insider Missions: Missions for members within Hakumei to complete.

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These are typically either surveillance or subterfuge.

Got Rolled!
VillageOrganization: Hakumei
Rank: D
Briefing: Sing the following lyrics while standing in the center of any village: "We’re no strangers to love,
You know the rules and so do I.
A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of,
You wouldnt get this from any other guy.

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling,
Gotta make you understand…

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching
But you’re too shy to say it.
Inside we both know what’s been going on,
We know the game and we’re gonna play it.

Annnnnd if you ask me how I’m feeling,
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see…"
WARNING: Reactions from villages may quickly escalate this mission to A or even S rating. BE PREPARED! BRING A FRIEND!
Requested team/member: Any Hakumei members may participate.

Confused and Amused!
VillageOrganization: Hakumei
Rank: C
Briefing: Shikamaru seems like quite the ladies man and it seems his women are rather protective of 'their property'. We need an attractive female (or male with female transformation jutsu) to cling to him for an entire day in order to force the boy into many awkward situations.
Requested team/member: Any female Hakumei members may participate.

Screw Loose!
VillageOrganization: Hakumei
Rank: C
Briefing: Kankuro's puppets have FAR too many bolts and nuts. Please do the man a favor and remove some while he is not around? Your esteemed leader would prefer that the action be taken while Kankuro is sleeping before a big fight, but other situations may be acceptable.
Requested team/member: Any Hakumei members may participate.

All My Love!
VillageOrganization: Hakumei
Rank: B
Briefing: Place the following note on Tsunade's pillow while she is away from home:
My dearest Tsunade,

It has been so long since we have last spent quality time together. I do admire what you have done with your body and wish to take you out on another of our fantastic dates. Please send your reply my darling, I long to spend time in your warm embrace.

With all of my Love, Kakashi.

Alert the biggest gossip in town, miss Ino, to the note and be sure that she see's and spreads word of it before Tsunade returns home.
Requested team/member: Any Hakumei members may participate.

Feeding Frenzy!
VillageOrganization: Hakumei
Rank: B
Briefing: David understands that when his mind is taken over by The Beast he needs a nice storage of food so that he will not go to terribly hungry. A Hakumei hunting party is being sent out to gather up food for David's more ravenous side.
Requested team/member: Any Hakumei members may participate.

Gourd Damnit!
VillageOrganization: Hakumei
Rank: B
Briefing: Gaara's sand filled gourd is his life blood. Please poke a few holes in it while he is away to serve as a lesson to the Kazekage.
Requested team/member: Any Hakumei members may participate.

Rocks my Sockes!
VillageOrganization: Hakumei
Rank: B
Briefing: The Rock village sure has a lot of stones laying around. The perfect set up for an awesome prank! Fill all of the Tsuchikage's socks full of rocks while he sleeps and watch the fireworks when he tries to put them on in the morning.
Requested team/member: Any Hakumei members may participate.

Be Free My Brothers!
VillageOrganization: Hakumei
Rank: A
Briefing: Within every village is a prison filled to the brim with visionaries not unlike ourselves. If we are to bring a new era, then we will need fresh blood. Use any means necessary to free our fellow brethren!
Requested team/member: Any Hakumei members may participate.

Copy and Replace!
VillageOrganization: Hakumei
Rank: A
Briefing: Steal a scroll containing techniques specifically guarded by a village. Copy the contents of said list and chop up the copy. Set up a scavenger hunt involving all of the children in the village to recover and reconstruct the copied scroll. While the scavenger hunt is going on, return the original scroll to it's rightful place. Disappear into the night leaving utter confusion in your wake.
Requested team/member: Any Hakumei members may participate.


-Darkness_Complex-
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6,900 Points
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-Darkness_Complex-
Crew

6,900 Points
  • Person of Interest 200
  • Member 100
  • Voter 100
PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:47 pm


Unexplainable Missions: Those missions that are so out their, not even Hakumei leader David Spragut

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can quite understand why he wants them completed.

Ball Room Blitz!
Village: All
Rank: D
Briefing: Get your boggy shoes on 'cause it's time to dance! The louder you are the better it is, dance and dance until the day is gone in the village of your choice! It's also advisable that you hoot and holler while you dance, in order to make a wilder scene.
Requested team/member: Anybody may participate.

Butt-head!
Village: All
Rank: D
Briefing: Step 1: Draw a picture of your Kage, but replace their head with a buttocks. Step 2: ??? Step 3: PROFIT!!!
Requested team/member: Anybody may participate.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 7:37 pm


I want to become a member!!!

Hinata Hyuga Cat

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-Darkness_Complex-
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:12 am


Hinata Hyuga Cat
I want to become a member!!!
Please contact me over PM's to discuss membership into Hakumei.
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