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 Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 7:13 pm
Some of the gaians are stressed out, relax for a bit. smile
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)
Death is hereditary.
There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.
An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:29 pm
Its just as great the second time around. XD I love it...... Thank you so much im gonna add a link to this in the next announcement so all the members can enjoy it. You're great!!!!!!!!!
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jaded_and_tainted Captain
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 10:29 pm
That was surely Big Time Fun to read. ^.^
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 11:06 pm
When life hands you lemons, throw em back and say " Make your own damn lemonade."
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TheIndianJohnSmith Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:18 am
jaded_and_tainted Its just as great the second time around. XD I love it...... Thank you so much im gonna add a link to this in the next announcement so all the members can enjoy it. You're great!!!!!!!!! thanks for the appreciation!! biggrin ♦◘○respect○◘♦  ▌▀ƒly away▀ ▌
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Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:47 am
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Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:51 am
hee hee i want all that printed on a tee shirt. xp
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:23 pm
Squee!!! Its almost Halloween! Hehe sorry... best place to relax and vent happiness!
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 12:19 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:48 am
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jaded_and_tainted Captain
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Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:03 am
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 2:59 pm
why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?
two blondes were visiting an antique shop admiring all the old things when one of them noticed a full length mirror with a gilded frame. peering into it, she exclaimed "say Muffy, do you recognize the girl in this painting? she looks awfully familiar!" her friend nudged her aside, looked, and laughed: "of course, silly! it's a picture of ME!"
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