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ᴀнᴀ, i'мᴀ ∂ояқіεεεε !!! xD
WELCOMEE!
I LOVE PICK-UP LINES.
BUT I DON'T USE THEM.
IT IS JUST HILARIOUS TO READ. :3
So, WHAT DO YOU GOT?
I'LL START OFF WITH MY FAVORITES (:
"Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see me in them."
"Your body is a wonderland. I want to be Alice."
"Are you a subway because you just gave me a footlong."
"You just made my floppy disk a hard drive"
You must be a little sister, because here comes my Big Daddy.
You better be horny, because the force in my pants is about to be unleashed.
"Hey I got my Library card and im checking you out."
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you. .
Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Baby you are so fine you turn my software into hardware.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply?
Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print.
You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.
Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long
XD~~!
YO, ND WHA CH'YEA GAWT?
иᴀмε∂ вᴀвч ₪ н≡яc !!! ₪
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