The television was blaring as Wade Wilson, the most awesome mercenary/assassin was watching Entertainment Tonight when suddenly....


Why are you talking to yourself in a narrative?

"Because I can?" Deadpool said as he began to stuff his face full of chimichungas.

There! You're doing it again!!

"I think it adds a bit of flavor to a normally boring life.....I feel like someone is telling a story about my average life." Deadpool replied as he continued to watch television on the couch stuffing his face with delicious chimichungas.

Boring? You've tangled with people like Tombstone, Wolverine, Spiderman and Captain America, how can you say you're life is boring?! Anyways it's incredibly stupid sounding.

Deadpool formed a frown upon his face as he started flipping through channels. "Shut it brain!" he yelled. "Maybe when you decide to narrate your life I'll-" Deadpool began to say as he cuts himself off when he looked to the television. "Oh....my....god" He said in shock. "The life and times of Bea Arthur.....they made a documentary on my beloved Bea."

Finally something we can both watch to great enjoyment. Wait a sec....the hell is going on?

Deadpool looked shocked and angry as the show is canceled for a very important news bulletin.

"Good Evening, I’m Joanne Smith and this is Action 5 News at 5. The world was rocked today by a terrorist attack on the United Nations. This morning four letter bombs managed to make it past security. Only one bomb was disarmed. The other three were detonated. A foreign dignitary from Genosha was killed as well as a security officer. Three people were admitted to the hospital in critical condition and two others with minor injuries. Police are still investigating the incident. No statements have been made. This has been Joanne Smith for Action 5 News. Have a good night."

"Son of a b***h...." Deadpool began saying.

I know...that's terrible....what are you doing?!

Deadpool arose from his couch and walked over to his closet. The tiny apartments closet light flickered on as the view of hundreds if not thousands of weapons was revealed.

Good thinking Wade. get revenge for the mans family and all the people injured!

"No...not for them...."Deadpool said aloud as he began packing a backpack and dufflebag full of assorted weapons and ammo.

Then for who? Oh no......you don't mean.....

"For Bea Arthur!" Deadpool exclaimed as he carried the bags out of the apartment and ran to the subway down the street.