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 Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 2:21 pm
MY VERSION of the Prologue from Twilight.
Comment!!
Preface(More like Pre-teen)
I'd given a lot of thought to how I would die-- Though I'd been in this situation before-- but even if I hadn't, I probably wouldn't have died of vampire AIDS.
I stared, breathing heavily, across the bar into the kinky eyes of the hunter. He rolled his eyes back at me.
Sure it was a bad way to die, in the bed of some sparking vampire. Horrifying, even. That sooooooo had to count for brownie points.
I knew that if I never would have broken up with Edmund, I would never have became a porn star. But, as horny as I was, I couldn't bring myself to regret it. When life chucks a vampire who won't ******** you on the first date, it's a good thing to pretend to commit suicide.
The hunter smiled in a wild way as he crawled into bed.
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:14 am
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:17 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 10:28 am
ahahahaha bellas a whore!
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Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:56 am
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Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 10:48 pm
My God that's epic~ heart heart heart heart
rofl
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 8:30 pm
Should I continue on with the first chapter?
I swear I could make a BOOK out of this.
It would be called Twifail.
Or something similar.
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 6:18 am
Bella is not pretty enough to be any good as a porn star... most of them look hideous, and she's still not pretty enough...
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Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 5:12 pm
I say change Bella's role to a fat and ugly pagenant contest, but they kicked her out because she's too obese and hideous.
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