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 Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 2:05 pm
Marcus Danielson"Throw your dollar bills...leave your thrills all here with me,
Speak but don't pretend...I wont defend you any more you see."~A new, unfamiliar tune rings throughout the arena, causing the arena to come to a near silence. Most people assumed it was just another jobber, some in and out guy who would be here a month or so and be on his way. Could be a promising new talent, but the way AOWW was heading now it more then likely wasn't. Just as these thoughts rang through their head, a man emerged from the back dressed in a very flashy Dolce and Gabbana suit, a sleek black briefcase in his right hand. He walks to the center of the ramp and pauses for a few seconds~"It aches in every bone...I'll die alone but not for you,
My eyes won't need to see...that ugly thing...I know it's me you feel."~He slowly begins his descent down the ramp tword the ring, the fans unsure about how to take this young man. His expression was completely neutral, it was as if he did not even know where he was at times. He walked down the ramp and up the stairs grabbing the microphone that was set in place for him as his music rings throughout the arena~"If you want me hold me back!!!
Frail, this skin is dry and pale
The pain will never fail
And so it goes back to the remedy
Clip the wings that get you high
Just leave 'em where they lie
And tell yourself you'll be the death of me."
~As the end of the song rang out, the man simply lifted a hand to have it cut off before the loop could restart. He stood in the middle of the ring looking out into the fans. He wondered to himself what was going through their minds as they looked on at him. He also found it humorous that in mere moments he would be cementing his name in their memories for many years to come. All this went through his mind as he finally began to speak~"Well, I was certainly lied too. I was under the impression that this was a credible federation, but from the looks of it, all I see is a third rate show, with 5th rate talent."~The crowd immediately began to shower this man with jeers, as without even introducing himself, has begun to insult AOWW~"I mean lets be honest here, The biggest name you have on the roster is Jed, and let's face it...even he can't carry a show entirely on his own. But luckily for each and every one of you, business in AOWW is about to pick up."~The volume of the crowds boo's and jeers is rapidly building. 'Just who does this man think he is?'is running through the minds of the people in attendance tonight~"My name is Marcus Danielson, and I am the Founder, Chairmen, and CEO of United Wrestling Entertainment, as well as EEW's Developmental Brand Speed. And now, I am the solitary owner of one of the most celebrated wrestling federations in the world:All-Out War Wrestling!!!"~The crowd is in total shock, there is no possible way that a complete stranger has bought out, and is now the owner of AOWW~"So allow me to fill you in on just how UWE is going to run AOWW. The changes that will be taking place are monumental, starting with this..."~As soon as Danielson finishes up his last statement, four security guards come down the ramp with gym bags and make their way into the ring~"Starting with this...Henceforth and immediately, all of the old AOWW titles are officially retired to their respective holders. To open the door to a new era in the franchise. Tonight four of the most entertaining superstars to ever compete in the ring, will do battle for this..."~A guard then opens his gym bag, setting it on the ground and revealing a championship belt that had never before been seen in AOWW~"...right here tonight: we will have 'The One True King' Kelly King 2.0, squaring off in a fatal four way match against 'God's Gift to Wrestling' The Angel, Harli Drummond, and 'The Tyrannical Behemoth' Chrono. This match is sure to electrify, and the winner will be crowned the first ever UWE/AOWW Phoenix Champion."~The crowd seems to like that announcement, as the begin to cheer to show their appreciation~"And that is just the start of things, On top of......"((planned interruption))
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Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 2:14 pm
 Jim Furry Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody ********, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody sucks
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody cries
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody diesAs 'Violent Pornography" by System of a Down blares out on the titantron, as the man known as Mr. Jim Furry comes out to the AOWW crowd. It's a non-stop disco
Bet you it's Nabisco
Betcha didn't know
It's a non-stop disco
Bet you it's Nabisco
Betcha didn't know
It's a non-stop disco
Betcha didn't know
Betcha didn't know
It's a non-stop disco
Betcha didn't know
Betcha didn't know
Betcha didn't know
It's a violent pornography
Choking chicks and sodomy
The kinda s**t you get on your TV
It's a violent pornography
Choking chicks and sodomy
The kinda s**t you get on your TVJim spins a microphone in his hand and enters the ring.
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Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 6:31 pm
~Danielson keeps a close eye on his man as he makes his way down the ramp and into the ring, and holds his tongue, allowing this man the opportunity to speak~
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:46 am
Jim Furry Jim looks around the stadium, and nods his head approvingly. The announcers noted that this was Jim Furry, Commissioner of the EWA that was standing in the ring. Fans had a mixed reaction going with this guy. None the less, they let the man speak. "Greetings and Bein Venue!" Jim said as the crowd roared, there were even surprisingly signs with his catch phrase. "Pretty fancy smancy place you got here going Marcus. Love what you did with it 'UWE presents AOWW' " Jim said as he held his arms out like he could grasp the spotlights. "Now to more pressing matters. I didn't come out here to interrupt your promo with me coming out and saying my catchphrase. Even though the good old audience in (insert town location here) wanted to hear it." Jim said as the audience roared. "I'll get to the point, you see Mr. Marcus Danielson, I'm a business man, you're a business man and I have a business opportunity for you. I can tell this place is going to be falling apart soon, and they're gonna turn this arena into a parking lot. So I propose this. Bring your federation, your stars and your history over to my place. Brand new arena, state of the art equipment. Heck! I'll even let you run your own show, without interference from myself AND I'll lend you some stars. How's that sound? Mr. Danielson, before you interrupt and ask. No I don't need any income from whatever money you make from AOWW, it is YOURs. I'm just looking to help out." "Also, I'd like to point out that you're gonna have to do a lot more than merely putting Chrono in a title match to get him to wrestle. Shameful, I notice how you keep trying to add him in your *ahem* matches and he refuses. You think maybe it doesn't interest him?"
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