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 Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 7:20 am
Your dreams. Post them.
They say a lot about you.
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 7:20 am
I have weird ones. All the time. Last night I was having a dream that I kept having dreams about me and my best friend's other best friend being stuck on Mars during the Zombie Apocalypse.
We had some goddamn wacky adventures each time I had a dream in the dream; there was some point when we were like shrinking to get into something small to grab some key or something... it was like Alice in Wonderland bizarre. And everything was red, all the dirt, all the landscape, and we were like the only two people alive. Well, for most of the dreams; there was a couple parts when we were in this weird little concrete square with cast iron park benches and tall, cast iron fences the whole way around, and there were people there for that bit. I kept drawing on Sam's face, because she was mad at me, and I was like, "No, no, I love you, I'm going to write it all over your face."
The dream ended back at her house, and I was hanging out with her little brother who invited me back to smoke a fatty, but he was TERRIBLE at rolling them, and I was like "I can't even smoke this...! It's not tightly rolled enough." And for some reason, the lighter was also rolled up, and it was just awkward all around. Idk.
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Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 9:00 am
I dreamt of pirates, and porn. Tortuous porn. We were in a house, a big old Victorian number. It was a very strange dream.
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Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:25 pm
Dude last night I dreamed about JD and Turk from Scrubs making out. I don't know.
I also had a pretty scary other dream where Molly and I were on some adventure in this cavernous subterranean parking lot, and there was this HUGE man who had fallen several stories onto this little blue convertible, and his body had just smashed the thing the hell up. There were like fifty million cars, but it was really dark... I don't know what we were looking for, but as Molly was venturing back to the elevator, the dude cracked his neck and looked up at me. So this guy had been dead for like two days already, and I was pretty upset that he was getting up, but more upset that he was looking right at me while he was doing it.
So I scream and run off past these rows of cars, warning Molly, who hides behind a car, but the thing has already seen me and with super human speed he just comes for me. I realize that running isn't going to get me anywhere and just stand there, watching him for about the two seconds it takes him to close the big gap of distance between us...
For whatever reason the dream gets all fuzzy and I know that nothing bad happened to me, but I can't say what happened to the guy either, just that the next thing I remember was being in my friend Ken's apartment, only it was HUGE, and three rooms wide instead of two. It was pretty normal until I crossed into the rooms furthest away from the door, because all three of them were as big as ball rooms, but empty. It was just weird.
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Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 8:23 pm
i dreamt of blood. It was gory. And wet.
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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:35 am
Ew, dude. Well, I dreamt about fast food and shirtless girls.
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Vengeful Elegance Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:48 am
Carnemire Ew, dude. Well, I dreamt about fast food and shirtless girls. sweet!
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Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 8:59 pm
Last night in my drunken stupor, I had a dream that my friend Kat and I, who I happened to be sleeping next to in the middle of my friend's living room, were on a crazy road trip, trying to get through Georgia from the east cost, but thinking back on the map, it was actually Alabama, and that kind of disturbs me. Anyway we were in this blue and purple car and then we kind of were just walking around. At some point there were woods, and a digimon thing.
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:41 am
Okay wife, here's a weird one. You and i were both working at a University, or something of the nature. I worked up in a book room where we processed returns or something, and you worked at the front desk. We both had atrocious hours, so i had to be at work at six fifteen, and you had to be at work at six (am). So you really super needed to tell me something, so you came to see me right before your shift, and then we ended up talking and being all concerned about whatever it was that you needed to tell me about. And then your dad showed up, who wasn't really your dad in rl, but he was in the dream. And he was also our boss. And he flipped the ******** out that we were both late for work, and fired us.
And then my alarm went off at five thirty and i went to work.
Ugh. Sunday nights are brutal.
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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:35 am
His skull fracture probably made him grumpy. lol I was going to say, "I was probably whining about my dad's head injury" and then he walked in anyway. Seems ******** SIX IN THE MORNING. Actually it's almost six in the morn and I don't mind that much, but no way am I waking up at six.
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:07 am
I have had many strange dreams.
1. This one was a while ago, but is still pretty vivid. I was a detective of sorts and there had been a kid that jumped of a building. As I was examining this I noticed that there was blood leaking out from between the sidewalk. I look in the drain to see what is going on and this kid has his head being squished by the sidewalk into a pipe.
2. More recent and the details are a little more fuzzy. There was a giant building that I was trying to evacuate all the people from. It was taking days. Don't ask me how, but at one point I had somebody's face and was passing it out as rations to folks. The guy had grown another one. I ended up giving some to his girlfriend and they were eating it. Later in the same time was a different dream. It was about dinosaurs. There was a little pink one called Pinky. She was my friend. She transformed into human and we were going somewhere. We ran into this gang and they were very strongly implying all the nasty things that they were going to do to us. I piped up with "Watch what Pinky can do" and then got off the road. Pinky began making the "child in distress" noises and down the way you see all the adult dinosaur heads swivel in our direction as almost one. They move to the road and then swivel again in our direction. Then they charge growling. I don't think that these dinosaurs actually ever existed. They had long necks, flatish heads, and sharp teeth.
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:05 pm
I had this weird dream where i was at work, except it wasn't any of the schools i work at normally. And we were in the gym, and i was stuck there overnight. I worked this bizarre twelve hour shift, or thirteen hour shift, rather, from six pm to seven in the morning. This is truly strange when you take into account the fact that i watch children for a job. Before and after school care. So i worked over night, playing random board games and stuff with the kiddies, and then come sunrise, my sister was there, and then i finally got to go home, and then my boss called me (in real life) and woke me up to tell me we had a snow day.
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Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:01 pm
I just had a weird dream where we were all sleeping in a morgue...? I think we were on some kind of school trip and we all had "beds" but I was NOT expecting what it was when I got in there. As per usual in my dreams it was a vast, cavernous room that just went on forever, and was full of those metal autopsy tables that we were supposed to be sleeping on.
Anyway then I remember driving with somebody (a girl?) who didn't realize we were being pulled over until we got like attacked by police cars. It was weird. We actually got stopped by a near by ambulance with a corpse in the back. Idk. Anyway in the place we stopped, I started going there a lot in the dream. It was fenced off, but if we tried really hard, we could see the top of this old old old very ruined theater in a pit. I think it was me and Johnny at this point, and I really wanted to get over the fence to see the theater. Most of the whole building had caved in, so it was just like one wall and about five feet of floor on each level left...
I remember trying to get around the fence, but they were suddenly doing construction and there was wet cement and construction workers everywhere (not around the actual structure, just... everywhere else...) Anyway when I tried to get back there was like a cliff, which I tried to scale, and it turned into a cave, and then I was trying to get people out, and I totally saved somebody with my thighs while holding onto a ledge and swung them to safety. It was pretty cool.
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:56 pm
This is an old dream I found in my journal. I have a couple I want to post, actually...
Okay, so, I just had pretty much the most absurd nightmare of all time ever. It all started when I was like, at the mall? With my mom or something, and I was really hungry and we were fighting about this spicy chicken sandwich from Wendy's, and I ended up taking a HUGE bite and like, savoring the ******** out of it before I realized, "Oh s**t, this is really going to hurt. A lot. How retarded am I?" So I was immediately like, "Well, before we leave, I have to find a bathroom and wait for this to destroy my organs..."
I have a lot of nightmares about public bathrooms. Even before I started playing Silent Hill. Actually, I had one of my most intense nightmares ever, EVER about a bathroom that was so reminiscent of Silent Hill that when I played SH3 for the first time, I started crying because it was like somebody had ripped it out of my head and I just about pissed myself.
Anyway, so like in a lot of my bathroom dreams, I went in and it was pretty normal. WELL, not really, there was about 15,000 girls all like, dressing up SUPER GAUDY, and I came in there looking all scrubby and stuff, like I do, and they all just stared at me. And I was like, "Great, so they're all going to stare at me while I'm sick as ********. Super!" So I pushed past all of them, ignoring their stupid girl looks, and found that if you turned left, there were more stalls in the back, as often happens in my dreams... Only, of course, these stalls were all kinds of ******** up. Better than I usually dream about (no blood) but like, the walls were all crumbling and falling in, everything was dirty and flooded... ew. Then I woke up and was like, "Dude, you didn't eat that sandwich in real life, you're going to be fine." and then I was pissed off than I hadn't eaten the whole thing because it was really tasty, jesus it was good, I could really taste it, and I fell back asleep.
So now I was back in this establishment (not really mall thing) and things started to go wrong. It kind of reminds me of the dream I had where I was in the Doctor's Office with a bunch of zombies, and that dying lady gave me her baby? It was like, the sequel to that, only now normal mall people were turning into zombies.
Only... they weren't really like zombies. Because they were all sentient, and they were all actually about 100x scarier than zombies. Imagine the most decayed zombie, like... that one without a lower jaw in Day of the Dead or something, and then imagine horrible boils, like in Terror Planet, and then imagine lidless eyes like Harvey Dent in Batman, and just imagine them being kind of stupid, but still intelligent enough to chase, and not only chase, but stalk. And really enjoy doing it.
I'd imagine that they all had the intelligence of somebody who was like, baked as ********. They could still drive cars, but really badly, and they could talk, but slowly and they didn't always know what they were talking about, and they could run, but not very coordinated. The worst part was that they could smile. They were so horrible.
Anyway, I don't quite remember the beginning of the zombies, or the first one I met, but I think we'd left and were in a house now? Like, looking for somebody, and there was just a bunch of horrible zombies... maybe like three, and they cornered us in one of the rooms, like this big, white living room, and whoever I was with pulled out a gun and the zombie, the guy we were looking for, just got like, all up in his face and walked right into the gun until it was right against his horrible, bald forehead...
Things get a little confusing from here on out, a lot of stuff gets jumbled together, but then we were driving again and all the cars were zombies and we were so scared that they'd notice us, god, they were EVERYWHERE, and we couldn't find any people alive... then we were at this mall again, the place? But it was more like a collage thing, I forget, and we had to do... something and the receptionist was a zombie, but it didn't try to eat us. Maybe it was too stoned (lol) because when it told us to go to the pharmacy department, it didn't realize it had told us the secret zombie passage (through a panel in the wall of the girl's bathroom) until we were already running for it. Then it started screaming at us.........
We went through anyway and ran right into the middle of about 50 zombies wearing lab coats, doin' stuff or whatever, and they all looked very surprised to see us, which gave us a chance. We took off running to the left, through this huge set of double doors and down this corridor, which was, surprisingly, full of very much alive people. All collage students, just doing whatever, separated by only a door from horrible, flesh eating zombies who were, apparently, conducting medical experiments. The zombies were hesitant to follow us into this part of the complex, for whatever reason.
Instead, we ran right into the middle of a fight between a bunch of prissy polo-shirt-wearing golf players who were going to like, knife each other (LOL) but I pulled out my gun and started screaming at them to knock it the ******** off. They didn't believe I was serious until I pulled the hammer and my friend did the same, but by then the zombies had become brave enough and they ran out and ******** all the kids up anyway, and we just kept running. We got cornered at the end of the hall again, and it was like a weird dejavu of the first zombies we'd seen, except this room was brown and carpeted blue, but the zombie walked right into my gun... but when I fired, I was out of bullets.
And it laughed at me.
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:16 pm
Here's another classic...
Okay so I don't remember it all; (I had a dream about the world blowing up and getting thrown into empty space and getting turned inside out earlier, but then I woke up, fell asleep and had this dream) I think it started with me living in the suburbs and then... something something... but at some point, I was watching Fight Club, I think, except it wasn't Fight Club at all (even though I remember thinking EDWARD I WANT YOUR BODY, which is a pretty standard fightclub response) IT WAS ABOUT STAN, RIGHT?! Only he was a detective and in standard dream form, the zombies were attacking them too, right? And it was a bunch of guys sitting around in suits, drinking a s**t ton of beer and smoking massive cigars while the zombies clawed at the doors. And they were just ******** up and telling stories about their lives so far, and somebody mentioned something about Kenny (who was on the force too) and Stan got really uncomfortable and somebody was like, "You two haven't talked in a while, have you? What the ******** happened?" And Stan eventually related this awesome flash back (best part of the dream, Jesus ********) about how one day after work he and Kenny went to a bar and Kenny ended up SEDUCING HIM, SHOCK, and it'd been really uncomfortable between them since then, because Stan didn't really know how to deal with it.
But he was all ******** up and drunk and he was like, so, SO sad. He was like, "I'm going to die and I never got to tell Kenny that I was sorry, and that I really, really miss him."
And then there was some weird part about a DVD? Like it was Kill Bill and I was like "WHAT, FIGHT CLUB DOES NOT END THERE." and somebody was like, "Oh, get the next DVD"
The next DVD started with Stan hopping a large wooden fence and landing on a dumpster. And like, there were three little dead kids leaning against the dumpster? But Kenny was there somewhere, and Stan was like !!!!!!! Because obviously, it was Kenny he'd been looking for. I feel I should mention at this point that Stan was still in his sexy detective suit. Um, anyway he found Kenny, but Kenny, of course, was already dead, and he didn't have any arms or legs because they'd been chewed off? And like, to camera left there was a ton of colfax-ghetto houses, a lot like the alley way I used to live in when I was in Denver, and to the right was a huge pasture full of all kinds of zombie animals. But it was really pretty... the grass was all yellow and flowy for miles, like you get out when you head toward Kansas, and the Rockies were still in the background smile Stan must have been heading East.
So he found Zombie!Kenny, who was the only nice zombie, and they were talking when the three little kids, who ******** looked like DOLLS, they were so waxy and mannequin like, got up and started coming after me. Stan. Whatever. So Kenny couldn't walk, and I was trying to get away, and at the same time NOT move to fast, because none of the like, 500 really, really scary animals to my left had noticed me yet. Most of them were horses, actually, but all of them were zombies, and they were all rotting horribly. Like most didn't have eyes, or they were all shriveled, their skin was falling off, they were green, missing legs, chunks of body parts.... And then there was this horrible little pony that came after me while I was running away from the waxy, twitchy zombie children (Poor Kenny got left behind to bleed on some cinder blocks, because he didn't have any legs and Stan had to peace out) and like, 10 zombies had kicked down the fence I'd jumped over earlier and were coming after me too. (not in much of a hurry, but it was concerning)
So I'm trying to power walk away from these zombies, away from my best friend Kenny (SOB) and past these horrible, smelly, ******** creepy as ******** horses. Not to mention it was all overcast and creepy, but whatever. And like, this little baby horse that was spooked really easily... and also missing most of his lower jaw/throat/front rib cage started freaking out and trying to attack me, but it spooked and ended up running away.
I managed to get to this huge office building which had been really important in the beginning of the dream, the part I don't remember any of, and I was looking for this book, which I was pretty sure had a cursed poem that caused the whole thing or something, but GOD IT WAS CREEPY. The first time I'd been in the building, it was like a regular office building, but now the whole world was pretty much dead. I'm serious, it was like, ******** over. There was NOTHING left, but me, and I'm by myself, weaponless and still really sad about Kenny, and most of the lights have been ******** up so it's really dark and looming and just terrifying. And I have to get to the end of this hall, because the book is in an office at the end.
Now, the hall dead ends into the office and then turns right into a little elevator lobby that connects to a different part of the building, and as I get to the office, I see a family in the lobby, trying to get to the elevators. There's a mom and a dad and four children of varying ages and another two people or so, and I'm like "WAIT!!!" and they're like "GET AWAY!!" and I'm like "********, I'm not infected, please, Jesus Christ take me with you, I'm so lonely, oh my god please, I'll do anything. Let me take care of your kids, please, please, you need help, I can help you, just don't leave me alone!"
They were too panicked to really argue, and the elevator can't fit everybody anyway, so they leave me and (suddenly Ryan?) another person with their cute 4 year old daughter. So Ryan and I get on the elevator, and as I look back at the little girl, I realized that there was blood all over her face? And I was like "She's a zombie."
But I took her anyway.
I ******** was like, "this is a bad idea" but I took the zombie girl and put her on an elevator with me while we waited to go down 50 floors together. Of course, around floor 30, she started crying, and was like, "I'm so hungry!" and she tried to bite Ryan, but I was like "I KNOW ABOUT YOU!" and I grabbed her by the neck and held her against the wall so that she couldn't bite me, but something happened and JUST AS WE WERE ABOUT TO GET OUT OF THE ELEVATOR, she bit off the pad of my thumb. And I was like "********!" and I was ******** PISSED OFF, because what the ******** is that, dying from getting your thumb nibbled on?
So I kicked her face in. I threw the little 4 year old on the ground and I kicked her until her head fell off.
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And there was a button inside her head?
And so Ryan and I couldn't figure out if she was a robot or not, and if I'd been infected, and if we should just get out or waste our time looking for the cure, which we knew there was and knew how to get to... but was it worth the time if I wasn't infected? And if I was, was it worth getting ripped apart by all the zombies we had to get by when I could just shoot myself? It was really complicated, and I was mad because I was pretty positive that Ryan was going to leave me (we've had this conversation before) but he didn't. We got into his car and just drove around for a while, watching the zombies walk up and down South Nevada
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