post your favorite jokes here, be them cool, classy, classic, corny, or even just plain not funny.



Two guys walk into a bar, the third guy ducks.


A horse walks into a bar and the bartender sais to him, why the long face?


Two protons walk into a bar, one looks at the other and sais "i think i just lost an electron!" the other sais "what!? are you sure!?" the first one sais "Im positive!"


three guys are screwing around at work, another guy sais "hey, cut the crap!" one of the three guys looks at him and sais "who died and made you Helen Keller!"


two muffins are baking in the oven. one looks at the other and sais "o my god its SO hot in here!" the other one looks back and sais "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"