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alice is my oc!!

name: alice
nickname: none
age: 17
pair ups: idk yet
gender: female
eye color: light brown
hair color: platinum blond
hair length: mid back
hair style: straight
skin color: very pale
height: 5'
weight: 100
body type: small but curvy
clothing preference: dark clothes. usually tight fitting skinny jeans and some kind of band shirt. sometimes wears shorts and tank tops.
personality: usually very energetic. immature at times but knows when something needs to be taken seriously. obnoxious. friendly.

chapter 1

Yusuke:
*fuming* Kayko, I HATE YOU!
Kayko:
*dragging Yusuke to a mall* shut up Yusuke! *hits him over head*
Yusuke:
for the last DAMN time, I DONT SHOP AT HOLLISTER! >.<;;
Kayko:
oh pah-leeeaaase! green was like soooo last year. *flopping hand up and down*
Hiei
*runs into hot topic drooling*
Kurama:
OH MY GOD!! *runs into Victoria Secret while dragging Kuwabara behind* does this look good on me? *jumps out of changing booth with a pair of pink panties with a little black bow and no shirt*
Kuwabara:
OH MY ******** GAWD!!!! >.<;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; *runs away with image burned into his mind* AHHHHHHHHHHHH, Yusuke!
Hiei:
*lmao*
Botan:
*looks at Kurama* hmmmm. *puts hand on cheek then smiles* i would look so cute in those.
Yusuke:
you need a bra to match.
Hiei:
*walks out of hot topic wearing goth jeans and a atreyu shirt*
Kurama:
*runs to Hiei and glomps over him* i wanna call him plushy! i lub-is my Hiei! *rubs cheek against Hieis* i shall call him plushy and he shall be MINE! *gives Alice an evil look*
Alice:
*gives evil look back*
Kurama:
*stares intensely at Alice*
Alice:
*stares intensely back*
Kurama:
*stares intensely at Alice*
Alice:
*stares intensely back*
Yusuke:
ALRIGHT! GET ON WITH THE STORY!!
author:
OK. OK. alright!! -____-;;
Hiei:
O.O;; get off of me!! >.<;;; *hits Kurama with the shaft of his katana*
Kurama:
@.@;;
Hiei:
Hn!
Kurama:
>.>;;; noooooooooooo!! *chases after Hiei*
Kurama/Hiei:
*disappear into distance*
Yusuke:
well that was awkward. i didn't know Kurama was gay.
Kuwabara:
*laying in the fetal position quivering*
Botan:
hey? *pokes with a stick* hello?
*intercom comes on*
Kuwabara:
*shakes harder* NOOOOOOOOOO!! its those creepy voices again!!
Kayko/Botan:
*backs away slowly* O.o?
Yusuke:
stop being so retarded! *kicks Kuwabara* stupid!
Kuwabara:
*starts to stand up*
Hiei:
*runs past group screaming like a girl*
Kurama:
*chases after him with kissey lips in the pink undies* come back my love!!!
Kuwabara:
*collapses* oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god.
Kurama:
*stops to pose taking his mind off of Hiei* my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and their like, its better than yours, damn right, it's better than yours, i can teach you, but I have to charge.
Koenma:
I'm not sure what to make of this situation.
Kuwabara:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *runs into a wall knocking him unconscious* @.@;;
Botan:
*jumps and and joins Kurama*
Kurama/Botan:
*dancing* my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and their like, its better than yours, damn right, it's better than yours, i can teach you, but I have to charge.
Koenma/Hiei/Yusuke/Kayko:
O.o what the hell?
Yusuke:
this is just too much.
Koenma:
i think its time to go now.
Yusuke:
so where to now?
Koenma:
O.O uhh oh.
Kayko:
what is it?
Koenma:
-____- i need you to change my diaper.
Botan:
DONT LOOK AT ME!
Kayko:
IM OUT!
Kayko/Botan:
*quickly runs into abercrombie*
Yusuke:
so much for potty trained *snickers*
Kurama:
ILL DO IT! ^_____^
everybody:
*at once* NOOOOOOOOOO!
Koenma:
>.<;; ill figure it out myself. *leaves*
TV in window:
*music plays*
Kuwabara:
*looks over at the TV*
TV:
*guitarist from AC DC strips*
Kuwabara:
OH MY ******** GOD! >.<;;;
Kurama:
*looks at the drummer on stage who is facing the guitarist as he strips* you know Kuwabara, that could be us!! *clutches to Kuwabaras back*
Kuwabara:
O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; AHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Kurama:
what? *starts to cry*
Hiei:
i want a pickle.
Kurama:
*shifty eyes* i have a pickle for yooooooou.
Hiei:
>.<;;;;
Kuwabara:
*totally oblivious* hey! i want a pickle! i love pickles!
Kurama:
*clutches pink undies*
Kuwabara:
nooooooo! *runs away crying*
Hiei:
i have an idea. *runs away*
Koenma:
*looks at Kurama* how long have you been gay?
Kurama:
*looks at Koenma with tung sticking out* ever since i met Kuwabara! *hearts in eyes*
Koenma:
*anime fall*
Kuwabara:
*runs faster and looks back at Kurama as he hears what he said* >.< noooooo!! *runs into random glass wall knocking himself out*
Kurama:
*looks down at Kuwabara then back at the glass wall* i always knew this wall would come in handy. ^_______^ *picks up Kuwabara and looks back at the group* its waaaaaaaay easier when they are knocked out =D
everybody:
*at once* O.O;;
Yusuke:
poor Kuwabara
Mr Takanaka:
*enters mall* what are you up to? *directed question to Yusuke* = ]
Hiei:
*walks up behind Mr Takanaka with electric razor and shaves a bald spot in the back of his hair* FABULOUS!
Mr Takanaka:
O_O
Yusuke/Alice:
*fall on floor from laughing so hard*
Hiei:
wOOt!
Koenma:
immaturity
Kayko:
*giggles but tries not to let it show*
Botan:
*looks around for a second...* life is short *...then rips off all her clothes* PLAY NAKED!!! *runs out of mall screaming random obscenities*
Yusuke:
that was weird.
Mr Takanaka:
O.O *using Botan as a distraction, he slowly backs away until he is distant enough to run*
Hiei:
O.O<3 i like this thing *looks at electric razor* XD
Alice:
*still laughing* that - was - the greatest - thing Ive EVER - seen!
Hiei:
*runs up to random people giving them huge bald spots* i has another awesome idea! *runs off*
Yusuke:
i don't think i even want to know.
Kurama:
i want to go join Botan! *begins running around the mall naked* Kuwabara, my love! join me and we shall run away together!
Hiei:
*comes back with a pink perm*
Alice:
umm, Hiei..?
Hiei:
YAAAY!!! ANOTHER IDEA!!!!! *runs off*
Kayko:
(hyperventilating) omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg
Hiei:
*comes back with a million minions (all with pink perms)* isn't it amazing what the Jagan eye can do? ^______^
Alice:
**runs off**
Kayko:
(still hyperventilating) OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG.....!!!!!
Alice: *comes back with tickets for King's Island* so who's in?

chapter 2

Koenma:
*strapped into car seat* are we there yet?
Botan:
*driving* no!
Koenma:
what about now?
Botan:
no!
Koenma:
are...
everyone:
*at once* NOOOO!
Yusuke:
Hiei, why aren't you driving?
Kuwabara:
because hes to short to drive.
Hiei:
>.< no! i got my license revoked for drunk driving!
Kurama:
*in front passenger seat* hey Yusuke, switch me spots.
Yusuke:
why?
Kurama:
so Kuwabara and i can do it in the backseat.
Kuwabara:
*scratching at window* nooo! NOOO! let me out!! let me out!! let me out!! let me out!!
Kurama:
*kissy lips* awwww! don't be like that...
Hiei:
*pulls vodka out of cloak and chugs it* this is going to be a long trip.
Alice:
hey! share!
Kurama:
*shifty eyes*
Yusuke:
don't even think about it Kurama!
Hiei:
*passes out*
Kurama:
SURPRISE BUTT SEX! *leans towards Kuwabara*
Kuwabara:
rape! RAPE!
Yusuke:
it isn't rape if you yell surprise first.
Kuwabara:
YES IT IS! >.<;;;;;;
Alice:
no, really it isn't... if you think about it. *pries bottle of vodka from Hieis hands*
Hiei:
*snorts*
Kuwabara:
surprises are supposed to be pleasant! ->.<-
Yusuke:
still, its not rape if you yell surprise!
Koenma:
are we there now?
Botan:
NO!
Koenma:
how about now?
Botan:
NOOOOO! DAMMIT!
Koenma:
but...
everybody:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Koenma:
O.o
Botan:
what is it now?! >.<



so im pretty sure by now you get the concept. =]]
happy writing. im excited to see what everybody comes up with.

XD LOL i like it!