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 Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:43 pm
It felt like years since I'd last stood in this shop, My mine was racing over the things that had once happened here. My eyes darted around and my mouth went dry, it was so oddly quiet here, it hadn't even been like this. I looked up and in front of me was instructions to an adventure of sorts, I couldn't help but smile. My loving friend Kent had decided he was coming with me.
"Okay... Can you quit with the voice over? I mean honestly you look like an idiot." Freelance Agent Kentucky looked over at the dark haired female who had an old tape recorder in her hand and was speaking into it. " And I'm not your loving friend... I hate you. And I didn't decide to come with you, you decided i was coming." He said shaking his head , the chain around his neck rattled against his armor. " This Chain here isn't because I'm kinky." He grumbled rolling his eyes at the famale again.
The dark haired female glared at the armor clad noodle, " Shut up Ryan." She muttered shaking her head as she clicked the tape recorder off, " I'm documenting it in case I die. I want everyone to know what I was feeling before I died." She told him rolling her eyes irratatedly at the other, " Because you know as well as i do that... Were probably not coming out of here." She told him cracking her knuckled and pulling a fake light saber from her pocket and swinging it around.
Kentucky shook his head at her, " I'm guessing that this means were taking the dark scary path?" He asked looking longingly towards the brightly lit stairs. " I don't like dark and scary, Spencer."
Spencer snorted loudly, "Oh no scardy cat, We are going down the dark scary path." She said a devious smirk painted a crossed her face, " I have a light." She said flicking on the light saber. " alright Grandpa lets go." She said starting towards the path that dropped off into darkness, She was all smiles as she whisteled a tune ready to face death.
Kent kept his feet shoved against the ground till Spencer started pulling him down the dark path with her, leaving claw marks in the soft mushy shop floor as they went.
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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:15 pm
Kentucky and Spencer You both take the trek down the darker path with the long gentle slope into darkness, coming to an intersection you now face a choice. Go left into further darkness or head for the right, brighter and faintly cinnamon scented.
#- Go right.
#- Go left.
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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:39 pm
" See Kent its not so bad." Spencer said to the fox as she stood looking at the two paths, the cinnamon scent made the her mouth water, but she wasn't going to fall for such a thing. She shook her head and started walking towards the darker path. "For all we know that could be a trap." She told Kent dropping the chain she'd been holding, He couldn't escape now. And If he did she figured that he wouldn't go far. Finally Spencer dissapeared into the dark path towards the left.
"But It would be a tasty trap!" Kent muttered licking his lips and looking towards where Spencer had poofed into the darkness, " I WANNA GO RIGHT!" He yelled at the woman. He hadn't ever really paid any attention Spencer in the past so why should he now. Kent made up his own mind and headed towards the tasty smelling right path.
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Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:21 pm
Spencer- Now alone on the dark path, you walk a few feet before coming to a stop. There is an offshoot to the right or you can continue ahead to the left and around a corner.
#- Go right.
#- Go left.
Kentucky- You've discarded your master with a bout of youthful energy. The light path indeed smells mouth watering. You leap down the stone hall for a while until you come to an intersection. Ahead of you is where the cinnamon and light come from while there is a path to your right as well. The left path leads back into darkness as you can gleam from here.
#- Go right.
#- Go left.
#- Go forward.
#- Strip off your armor.
#- Recite Lady Gaga's Poker Face as a classical poem.
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Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 8:38 pm
Spencer whimpered slightly as she was now alone in the dark, Maybe the woman had underestimated herself, and Kent. She figured the fox wouldn't have ever left her. " Okay." She talked to her self as she looked at the path to the right, It was just as dark as this one had been. She pulled out her plastic light saber and flicked the light on to illuminate the area she was now standing in. " Right or Left?" She asked herself before pulling out a quarter. " Heads left, Tails right." she murmured to the the dark before flipping the coin in the dark. The coin decided that she needed to go left again, This time she was forced to go around a corner. Waving Her light saber in front of her the whole time Spencer walked around the corner poised and ready to beat the living crap out of anyone to come around the corner.
Kentucky couldn't help but smile as he stood tall and proud walking forward he started taking off his chest plate, He began to Speak in perfect old English like verses, " I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas, please. fold em', let em' hit me, raise it, baby stay with me (I love it). luck and intuition, play the cards with spades to start and after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart" He slowly took off more and more of his armor as he got more into the song, Soon enough the male was lost in his strip tease to the dark, Still yelling the lyrics loudly and so off key had he been out in the open or any where near glass it would have broken, keeping in sync with the rhythm and prose he'd began earlier. He was nearly finished taking off the armor he wore and the song was too almost finished, "p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face. m-m-m-ma, p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face. m-m-m-ma. p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face, m-m-m-ma. p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face. m-m-m-ma" He finished off thrusting his hips forward and grabbing it winking at nothing in particular, He smirked.
( I hope your having a lot of fun with this, because I ******** loved those choices! They were beyond perfect!)
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Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 6:34 pm
Spencer- You choose to go around the far corner, and you're in for a lovely long jaunt. It doesn't get any lighter...and everything looks the same. Oh, the monotony of it all! Just when you think you might have to off yourself to ease your boredom...there's a very faint light upon a corner, and you see you have two choices. Right or left?
#- Choose the left path.
#- Choose the right path.
#- Wait! What if they lead to more monotony?! Take a moment to sit and think..!
#- Don't chance it! Off yourself quick before the monotony takes overrrr!
Kentucky- That finished - and it was a marvelous show if you do say so yourself - you still have a decision to make. Only now you notice a faintly glowing, yellow crystal on a silver pedestal to your immediate left. Well...dancing had some advantages, huh? You could miss something if you weren't paying enough attention!
#- Change of genre! Belt out the tune to Aerosmith's "Walk This Way" and choose to walk this way [to the left].
#- Change of genre! Belt out the tune to Aerosmith's "Walk This Way" and choose to walk that way [forwards!].
#- Change of genre! Belt out the tune to Aerosmith's "Walk This Way" and choose to walk the other way [to the right].
#- Forget Aerosmith! There's a shiny crystal over there! Go see if you can take it!
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Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:12 pm
Spencer thought for a few seconds, "Alright well that pretty much sucked." She mumbled to her self shaking her fake lightsaber to try to get it to glow brighter and try to find something worth going after.... Or maybe to lighten up a path to finding some way out of here. She sighed, Sitting to think for a few more seconds she jumped up and started walking on her hands to the right. She began starting to sing because she was bored, It was dark and her light saber was not glowing bright enough to do anything but bother the hell out of her. "I Wanna be loved by you... Just you and no body else but you! I wanna be loved by you Alllllllllooooooooone!" She sang as she walked on her hands down the path she'd chosen.
Oh how lovely it would be to sing Aerosmith, But Kentucky had bigger and better ideas. He'd come into this damned maze against his wishes leaving his loving mate Nu at home, He had to bring her back a present. He smirked taking a big step to the left he smirked at the yellow crystal on the shiny silver pedestal. " Oh shiny baby, Your coming with me.... So I can get laid." He said wiggling his eye brows at the gem. Slowly the now naked Kent reached out to take the crystal, his body moving in Faux slow motion to make things dramatic, All the while he was humming the jeopardy theme song. His tongue sticking out the side of his mouth as he concentrated.
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:21 pm
Spencer- It's too bad you are not stuck in someone's itunes playlist because no songs miraculously burst from the walls about you.
Taking the path you chose leads you to a frog sitting upon a wicker basket, obviously guarding something.
#- Retreat!
#- See if you can sing it to sleep and then investigate the bucket.
#- Eat it, you're so hungryy..... EAT IT.
#- Kick it's arse off of the basket.
Kentucky- You have the sudden and overtaking ominous feeling that you are now trapped in a Broadway musical. You politely molest the crystal and are taken into a spiral vortex portal thing. The only thing you hope is that it does not offer you cake as a song belts out from a Franciscan monk's face on the left side of the transportation swirl.
This bed is on fire
With passion and love
The neighbors complain about the noises above
But she only comes when she's on top~
The song abruptly stops as you plop down in a different lit room with greenish lighting and another crystal behind you. The music of World of Warcraft's Graveyard echos around you as you look at possibilities. Ahead there is a vine covered wall with something trapped.. in... it?
But to your right is a whole 'nother path.
A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming
#- The song obviously wants you to go right. Listen to it.
#- There is something in the poison ivy, pull it out!
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Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 1:31 pm
Being terrified of frogs Spencer took a few steps backwards as she stared at the disgusting thing. She stood nibbling on her lip as she thought about how her stomach was growling, But no she couldn't eat it, it was nasty and slimy and disgusting. She refused to touch it, then the idea came to her mind. She closed the gap between her and the frog before she lifted her leg and ninjas kicked the b***h off the basket. She couldn't help but smirk as she looked at the basket, something good had to be under it. She crouched down in front of the basket and began to lift the basket up slowly.
So far songs had gotten Kentucky lost, before now he could have ran back if he was to scared but now.... now he was lost he didn't know where teh damned swirl or the monk had taken him. He wasn't singing or listening to anything else singing. The male pulled his glasses out of no where and slipped them on this face examining the poisin Ivy on the wall. He reached out and pulled the thing that was trapped out, suddenly he got scared so he closed his eyes so he wouldn't have to see what ever it was.
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