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 Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 5:43 pm
Quotes from movies that are awesome.
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Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:26 pm
I will smash your face into a car windshield then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!
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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:18 am
Voilà ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 10:39 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 11:45 pm
From this day forward, all toilets shall be known as: Johns! whee
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Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:56 pm
One bright morning in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. One deaf cop on the corner heard the noise, came over and shot the two dead boys.
If you don't believe me ask the blind man. He saw it all.
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Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 4:14 pm
Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f*** the prom queen.
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:11 pm
Hey dog, did you see the size of that chicken...? *BAM!*
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:51 pm
Have you ever heard of the Kansas City Shuffle?
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 3:00 pm
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
"It's only a flesh wound." "What?! Your arm's off!"
n_n
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 7:17 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 5:58 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:19 pm
"She can sing or she can scream but the b*tch still pissed me off."
~Rock and Rule
4laugh
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