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 Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 11:03 pm
~*~Welcome!~*~ Post what you think happen in each scene in each Final Fantasy game you played. If you want an example, I have plenty! Here's one: ~*~Example Mode~*~ Final Fantasy VII: Aerith(Aeris... what ever) is praying on the pillar and Cloud just watches her. Sephiroth then strikes down and pirced his sword through her. Aerith: ...Ow. *Chuckles* I'm sorry. Can we do that again? I know, that was unprofessional of me. Sephiroth: Humhp, amiture... *Retake!* Sephiroth then strikes down and pirced his sword through her. Aerith: *She chucles again* AHAHAHAHAHA! I'm sorry, it just tickles when it goes through. Can we do that again? Cloud: sweatdrop Sephiroth comes down to strike her, but his safty line broke and he landed in the water. Aerith: Ahahahaha! Can we put that in there insted?... No? ... Alright. ~*~End Example Mode~*~ Or it could be something they would never say like this: ~*~Example Mode~*~ Sephiroth: *singing*YMCA * Kuja: Prepare to meet your- AHHHHHHH! *squells afterwards* I chiped a nail! * Tidus: I love you dad! ~*~End Example Mode~*~ That good stuff. Yes, I know there is one under the Final Fantasy Fourm, but I though it would be swell if we started one our own. Enjoy! heart Edit: I have to add rules, no? No Bashing No Flaming Anything is okay as long as it is rated PG-13 No Homosexual comments! No Raceist comments No Sexsits comments.
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Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 1:31 am
this is my first so dont make fun
Final fantays 9 the moogle's odd item
zadain: (wahtever) good thing i found u i needed to use a tent !
Moogle:no problem and is there anything else you need i have a full invintory of items, kupo
zadine: lets see what u got here moogle. Hmmm *fenixdown, hi potion , ether, eye drops, crack cocane!?,
zadaine: WHERE THE HELL DID U GET THAT!?!?
Moogle: i found in kujas palace, kupo i hear it puts yours stats all the way up, kupo then it drops your stats leaving u helpless, kupo
zadaine: thats not hard to believe coming from there
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Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 8:43 am
Final Fantasy VII and their silly wepons:
*Ruby Wepon vs Cid, Cloud, and Vincent*
Cloud: Alright, It's time to teach you a lesson. Prepare to taste the blade of my... nail bat?
*Vincent and Cid snickers*
Cloud: Alright, who has my busted blade?
Cid: Dunno, but this guy should prepare himself for I have my trusty... mop? HEY! $@#*%!
*Vincent and Cloud snickers*
*The Ruby Weapon gives a loud roar*
Vincent: Stand back. Those weapon will do nothing to him. My gun can do the trick.
*Vincent takes out a big, shiny gun that looks uber cool.*
*Cloud and Cid cheers.*
*Vincent pulles the trigger*
Cloud and Cid: ...
Vincent: ...
Ruby Weapon: ...
Vincent: ...WHY IN ALL THE YEARS I SLEPT DO I HAVE A BUBBLE GUN!?
*Ruby Weapon gives another loud roar*
Cloud and Cid: We're doom!
Vincent: Don't worry, I still have my other weapons here with me.
*Vincent takes his extra gun out, shoots them and proves to be a water gun and a ball shooting(what are they called?) bazooka*
Vincent: WHAT THE HELL!
Cid: Wait, all our weapons are missing. Who do we know that would take our stuff.
*They think for a while and Ruby Weapon get ready to blast them while holding a cook book*
*Cloud becomes angry and throws his bat at the Ruby Weapon.*
*Ruby becomes stund*
Cloud: RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN! *runs away while shouting* YUFFI! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
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Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 10:35 am
Sephiroth: We will bring about a reunion! All those who share mother's genes will be reunite-
Kuja: *singing I feel pretty* n-n I feel pretty! oh so pretty! 4laugh
Sephiroth: *taps kuja's shoulder* Dude...your on the wrong set stare
Kuja: o-o the script says I'm supposed to be one of your clones *holds up Kadaj's script* I fit the part...I'm pretty and I have long flowing silvery hair
Sephiroth: *back hands him with his sword* IDIOT! that says KADAJ not KUJA! scream
Kuja: o-o my bad sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 10:53 am
xd That was a great one Railachan!
FFX-2:
Shuyin: *When He show's Yuna the FMA in the Den of Woes* *plays the piano and presses the last set of keys* ... *Before Lenne comes and stops him, he presses a new set of keys and sings* Once I was afraid, I was petrified! Thinking, how I would never leave without you by my side...
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Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 3:43 pm
Heh...I love reading these kinds of things.
~Sephiroth and Cloud are in a weird circle of light, both are unconsious, for the moment~
Sephiroth: *wakes up* Ugh....
Cloud: *wakes up also* Where am I?
Sephiroth: *looks disqusted* You're here too?
Cloud: *looks at Sephiroth in a dazed manner* You are???
Sephiroth: AH! GOD! I am your mom!
Cloud: Oh, hi mom!
Sephiroth: I was being sarcastic...
Cloud: What's sarcastic?
Sephiroth: I was LYING!!!
Cloud: DON'T LIE, MOM!!!
Sephiroth: Gah! I am not your mother!
Cloud: No, you said you were my mom! *gives Sephiroth a big hug*
Sephiroth: *squirming in embarrassment and anger* LET GO!!! I AM NOT YOU MOM! AND IF YOU DO NOT LET GO, I WILL KILL YOU!!! I AM YOUR ARCH ENEMY!!!
Cloud: ..............
Sephiroth: *hits Cloud with a nine foot long wrench*
Cloud: OUCH!!! Huh? Sephiroth? Did't I kill you twice already?
Sephiroth: Shut up! Just SHUT UP!!!
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Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:59 pm
-cloud is flying through the depths of his mind when he sees sepiroth when he suddenly hears a loud snap and sees his cable fly past him-
Cloud: Uh-oh
Sephiroth: -jumps out of the way-
Cloud: -slams face first into the ground-
Sephiroth: -walks over to him and pokes at him and he falls down- you ok
Cloud: -pushes himself up all dizzy and looks at Sephiroth and says- oh look its an angel come to take me a way -faints face first into the ground-
Sephiroth: -Shrugs and says- Guess it wasnt a no loss battle after all for him
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Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:57 pm
*Cloud drives the motorcycle full speed at the glass to make his escape from the ShinRa building, a large piece of glass rips his front tire off*
Cloud: Agh!!!
*lands hard on the highway, struggling to keep the motorcycle balanced at such a high speed. He squeezes the brakes and slows to a stop.*
Cloud: ... Whew... That was pretty clo-
*the truck with everyone else in it lands directly on top of him*
Tifa: .... Uhm..
Aeris: .... Wow..
Barret, looking over the top of the truck: Daaaang...
Red XIII, doing the same: Grandpa..
*ShinRa motorbike soldiers arrive and draw weapons*
ShinRa #1: Hey, dont you move! Keep your hands where I can OH JESUS!
*upon seeing Cloud squashed under the truck, the soldier removes his helmet and vomits onto the pavement. A second soldier looks at his comrade and pats his hand on his back*
ShinRa #2: Hey, what's wrong?
*the vomiting soldier points at the carcass under the truck*
ShinRa #2: What in the world...? OH MAN!! GROSS!!!
*he looks away. Barret looks under the truck, then comes back up*
Barret: Yeah, aint nuttin we can do. Lez go while deez ShinRas aint lookin.
*he grabs everyone and stuffs them into the truck and starts driving. Tifa looks back*
Tifa: ... Why didnt we just use a Phoenix Down?
Everyone else: ....
*they all look at each other*
Barret: ... Well.. uh.. Okay..
*Barret turns the truck around and sees the spiked front of the Motorball coming towards them*
Barret: Oh SHI---
*truck explodes*
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:42 am
POP!
Cloud: ...
Barret: ...
Tifa: ...what?
Barret: Tifa... um, how do you say this?
Cloud: ...
Barret: Ummm, you know how ladies... ARG! Help me out Cloud!
Tifa: What is it you guys?
Cloud: Ti-Tifa, did... did your right boob just pop?
Tifa: ...
MEANWHILE!
Irven: Okay, enough of this silence crap. Zell, did your right chest, like grew a boob or something?
Squall: 'he never holds back, idiot...'
Zell: What? 'dame it!'
Rinoa: He... what?
Zell(or Tifa): 'Damn it Zell! you said this bandage would hold out through the game!'
(yes, I know, randomeness)
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:02 pm
ff7 biggs and wedge meet an old friend ( this is just weird) this isnt funny at all
Wedge: come on biggs the piller is under attack
Biggs: yea im right behind u
Wedge: we gotta save sector 7
biggs: but it looks like where out numbered
voice: old friends i havent seen u in a long time
Wedge : *wedge turns around* whos there
and from the shadows comes luke skywalker
Biggs: i havent seen u since the attack on yeven 5
luke: *luke chuckles* that was quite a battle
wedge: there isnt any time for that, this whole area is in danger
Luke will u help us
Luke:* ignites his lightsaber* may the force be with us
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 10:40 pm
Cloud holds his sword high in the air and is ready to take a swing at Aries while she prays for holy.
Cloud: 'I don't... I won't...'
*Cid comes and swich the sword with paper fan*
Cid: You can do it Cloud!
Vincent: ...
Cloud and Sephiroth(while he flots in the air): sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 10:57 pm
ff6 blooper
Edward figaro: so sabin hows it fee lto be back at your birth blace
Sabin figaro:err... i dont know it hasnt changed much since the past (i dont know how old sabin and edward are) 20 years
(the brothers hear noise comeing from the front of the castle)
Edward: i wonder whats that noise
(a tour group passes bye ohing and awing at the castle landscape)
Eward: excuse me how did u get pass the guards
tour guide: oh there was a clown looking man with a sign saying " come now before figaro castle is history)
End
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 11:15 pm
Not really a blooper. Just a thought.
FFVII (before the incident that leads to Sephiroths insanity):
Zack sends Cloud to look for some food, but Cloud hasn't returned yet.
Zack: Wow, Cloud sure is taking his time with the food.
A Shinra Gaurd: Sir! I found some food! *He holds a tied up frog in his hands*
Zack: *looks at the guard* Good job. You there! *points to another soildier* Get the pot ready.
Frog: RIIB! *struggles*
Zack: Where's Cloud? Did something happen?
*Moments later with a boiling pot*
Frog: RRRIBIT! RIB! RIIB! *struggles harder*
Zack: Wow, that frog is putting a lot of struggle.
Shinra Gaurd: Don't worry sir, it won't get-
Frog: *becomes free of the bonds and hops out of the guards hand* RIBIT!
Shinra Gaurd: Away?
Frog: *Hops away with Zack chasing him and lands in Zacks bag where he find the madin kiss. Quickly he takes a sip and Zack grabs him by the leg and holds him in the air.*
Zack: Gotcha! Though you can get away didn't... you?
Frog: *transform into Cloud*
Cloud: Ow, ow, OW! Zack, did you really have to squeez me that hard?
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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:06 am
Cloud: -slashes palmer defeating him-
Palmer: -mocks and does his little dance and dodges the propeller and runs away and gets hit by a bus-
Director: CUT!! what is that bus doing here it should be a truck do the scene over again
Palmer: -looks nervous- ok
-Take 2-
Cloud: -slashes Palmer defeating him-
Palmer: -does as he is done before runs and gets hit by the truck-
Director: CUT!!! he didnt fly the right distance do it again
Palmer: -shoots the director with his mako gun-
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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:57 pm
*Cloud and Aeris in the church while being chased by the Turks, Aeris had already fallen and a ShinRa soldier is cornering her*
Aeris: Cloud, help!
Cloud: Hmm...
*he looks at the barrels above him*
Cloud: Hold on a second!
Aeris: Hurry!
*Cloud approaches the barrel, looks below him, aiming, and pushes it over. The barrel lands on Aeris*
Cloud: Oh! OHHH! FRIGGIN OWNED!
ShinRa Soldier: Hey, thanks!
Cloud: No prob. Later!
*Cloud leaves and the Turks do the same shortly after, with Aeris in tow*
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