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 Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:43 pm
This is the canversation that would transepire
Dracula:Hello
Edward:Hullo
Dracula: my name is Count Dracula known is life as Vlad Tempes(impaler)
Edward:my name is Edward Cullen in life......my auther never gave me a pre-death last name
Dracula: really I was modled after a real person and my auther did a year of reaserch on me and my kind
Edward: my auther never read or saw anything about vampires and created me purly from a dream she had and the voices in her head told her to
Dracula:well did she at least give you real vampire powers like hypnotic eyes?
Edward: no
Dracula: control over creatures of the night?
Edward:no
Dracula:super seed/streighth
Edward: yes
Dracula:do you burn in day light?
Edward: no I sparkle
Dracula:YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO VAMPIRE KIND*flame thrower*
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:20 pm
Eh, I think he would send legions of the undead after Edward to show how great his prowess is, but a flamethrower would work, too.
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Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:00 pm
Not if the Belmont Clan gets to 'em first >.>
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Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 2:49 pm
I Kuro I Not if the Belmont Clan gets to 'em first >.> VAMPIRE KILLER, GO! *whips Edward, disappears in a flash of sparkles*
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Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 2:01 pm
he would die at not having control over the dead.
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 4:07 pm
Edward would probably say Dracula isn't a real vampire, thinking he's so POSH and all that. Then Dracula will kick his a** and Edward will lie painfully on the ground for eternity until Tyler's Van arrives from the dead to run him over.
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Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 4:05 pm
Dracula has power over wolves and also hires gypsies to transport his coffins. Peronally, I wouldn't mind seeing edward ripped to pieves by Transylvanian wolves...but that's just me...
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Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 5:02 pm
TheEvilSideSDfL Dracula has power over wolves and also hires gypsies to transport his coffins. Peronally, I wouldn't mind seeing edward ripped to pieves by Transylvanian wolves...but that's just me... Nah, I would to. And think of the irony: Killed by what he feeds on. Oh, and the whole shape shifter thing.
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 6:49 pm
Edward Meets Dracula!
Edward: I can only be killed by being ripped to shreds and burned.
Dracula: *takes a 5-inch thick sheet of titanium-steel alloy, easily rips it to shreds* Ripped to shreds, you say?
Edward: *beginning to sweat* Um...
Dracula: *conjures up fireballs from his hands* BURNED, you say?
Edward: *backing away, eyes wide with fear* N-now, wait a moment... *bumps into someone behind him* Huh?
Richter Belmont: Hello.
Dracula: Belmont, what are YOU doing here?!
Richter: Normally, I would be killing you, but I think I've found a better target.
Dracula: Ah. Wanna help me kill this guy?
Richter: Sure!
Edward: OH SH*T WAI-
*SCENE OF GRAPHIC VIOLENCE*
Dracula: *looking at what's left of Edward* Look, he was nothing more than animated glitter!
Richter: I KNEW IT!
Dracula: So, now what do we do?
Richter:...
Dracula:...
*They gaze at each other intently...*
Richter: DIE, YOU MONSTER! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!
Dracula: IT IS NOT BY MY OWN HAND THAT I AM ONCE AGAIN GIVEN FLESH! I WAS BROUGHT HERE BY...
Aaaand you know the rest.
~End~
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Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 8:27 am
LMFAO i totaly agree with you guys
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Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 8:38 am
Morrigan Anne Aensland Edward Meets Dracula! Edward: I can only be killed by being ripped to shreds and burned.Dracula: *takes a 5-inch thick sheet of titanium-steel alloy, easily rips it to shreds* Ripped to shreds, you say?Edward: *beginning to sweat* Um...Dracula: *conjures up fireballs from his hands* BURNED, you say?Edward: *backing away, eyes wide with fear* N-now, wait a moment... *bumps into someone behind him* Huh?Richter Belmont: Hello.Dracula: Belmont, what are YOU doing here?!Richter: Normally, I would be killing you, but I think I've found a better target.
Dracula: Ah. Wanna help me kill this guy?Richter: Sure!Edward: OH SH*T WAI-*SCENE OF GRAPHIC VIOLENCE*
Dracula: *looking at what's left of Edward* Look, he was nothing more than animated glitter!Richter: I KNEW IT!Dracula: So, now what do we do?Richter:...Dracula:...*They gaze at each other intently...* Richter: DIE, YOU MONSTER! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!Dracula: IT IS NOT BY MY OWN HAND THAT I AM ONCE AGAIN GIVEN FLESH! I WAS BROUGHT HERE BY...Aaaand you know the rest. ~End~ That is pure win
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Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 7:15 pm
Edward:waz up coun Drac!
Dracula:Oh my its that SPARKLER Edward Cullen
Your a disgrace to all vampires you ,you ,.....
SPARKLER!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Dracula brings out picture of Bella*
Edward biggrin ROOL
Dracula: Muh hahahaha
*Dracula takes out a stick of dynomite and shoves it down Edwards throat and lights it*
Dracula:any last words sparkler?
Edward:Vodka,it burns so good. cheese_whine
burning_eyes BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!
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Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 7:20 pm
*Unrelated*
If some chick asked Taylor Lautner out, I'd believe it if he said, "Sorry, I'm with Robert."
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